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Tommy Innit may not be the most well-behaved kid or even the best person at times, but he certainly deserves better than to be abducted by aliens. Luckily for him, the aliens didn't seem to expect him to be able to break out of the stupid cage they stuffed him in and destroy their ship from the inside out.
Now he just has to figure out where to go from here.
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Philza just wants to fly his cargo ship with his two sons, he's left behind all the excitement of his old life, so when he hears rumors of a human crash landing on the trading post where they are docked, he gathers up what he had managed to get and takes off again.
This time with a stowaway.
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- Part 1 of Human Error
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22 Jul 2021
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Some kids come from storks, others come from crashed spaceships by mmmajora
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Aug 2021
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The crew of the spaceship Sleepy Bois Inc. just wants to get off of the planet without any trouble. It's going fine until Wilbur finds an injured child. Now they have to deal with a 7 year old Tommy, who's literally been abducted by aliens and is rightfully freaked out. Not to mention, he's a human.
To the galaxy, humans are an incredibly dangerous species. The galactic council decreed that their planet be left alone until they naturally find their way into space. The few poachers that have been daring enough to take a human have all met gruesome fates at the hands of the humans. Even children are seen as dangerous, so SBI is a bit concerned about the new addition to their ship.
This is yet another humans are space orcs fic, featuring actual child Tommy.
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- Part 1 of Sometimes a family is you, your 2 best friends, and the 3 aliens who decided not to kill you
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- 14/14
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22 Jul 2021
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Apologize for Collateral Damage by LittleParadox
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
25 Feb 2025
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Tommy is the only one in the entire family that doesn’t know that his dad, the one and only Philza Craft runs The Syndicate. AKA the most powerful mafia in the entire city. Phil intends to keep it that way for as long as possible, having his other sons Technoblade and Wilbur already a part of the family business. They all agreed not to get Tommy involved until he was ready.
Turns out Wilbur and Techno didn’t actually care about that agreement and started teaching their younger brother the ‘tricks of the trade’ years ago and Phil is just now finding out about this. Who in the world teaches a 14 year old how to hot-wire a car?
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SBI Mafia AU following Tommy’s adventures as an unknowing mafia prince and all the skills and shenanigans he and his brothers got up to without him ever putting two and two together. Plus, Tommy's best friend may or may not be the son of Schlatt, the head of the competing mafia in the city. Phil thought running The Syndicate was hard, raising Tommy is even harder.Complete at Chapter 27! Chapter 28 will be authors note
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22 Jul 2021
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Hush Now (You Were Lost but Now You’re Found) by CorpseArt
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
09 Apr 2023
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Red Chaos was the name the world had bestowed upon him, and Dream had laughed as he dragged Tommy down against his chest in a rough sprawl back against the couch, squeezing him tight after their first official mission together.
Tommy had done good and Dream had been proud.
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Siren shifts, a look Tommy can’t be bothered to understand flashing briefly before his shoulders roll into a shrug.
“You saved my life.”
I know, Tommy thinks, lips drawing back in an ugly grimace. It ruined mine.
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The morning paper lies discarded on the couch beside him with black bold headlines:
RED CHAOS: HERO OR VILLAIN?
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21 Jul 2021
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tommyinnit, bane of the entire fucking galaxy by crimesiscrying
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
22 Aug 2021
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Let it be said that Tommy Safe Innit is not an idiot. Stupid? Maybe. Impulsive? Possibly. But an idiot? never.
So. Keep that fact in mind as the scene is laid in front of you because it will be difficult as hell to believe.
He is currently running through a dingy bar in The Pit, trying to avoid getting a bullet through his head as an angry mercenary chases him like there’s a bounty on his head. Knowing Tommy, it’s probable more than it is possible that there is. Tommy doesn’t know that for sure, though, and he is counting on the fact that the mercenary doesn’t know it either, because the fucker is fast and Tommy promised to be back home before midnight.
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or alternatively, the guardians of the galaxy sbi au that nobody asked for but that i will still provide, here you go
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or space crime family sbi make brain go brrrSeries
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20 Jul 2021