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The Dangers of Leaping Before You Look (Or: Werewolves Don't Teach Sex Ed) by MaxNeedsALife, thePurebloodPrat
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
14 Jul 2025
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"Derek’s eyes flash red in the semi-darkness, shiver running through Stiles like a feather-light touch at the heat in his glare.
“Come on, big guy,” he taunts, still breathless. “I’m not done with you yet.” Derek rumbles in his chest, deep and compelling, and Stiles tucks one heel beneath his ass and lets his knee fall to the side, spread and waiting."
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An alpha biting a human puts the werewolf saliva directly into the bloodstream, i.e. 24 hour werewolf turnaround.
an alpha having sex with a human, however, takes much, much longer, because skin absorption of alpha saliva just isn't potent enough.Derek was never meant to be an alpha, he never got the full explanation on how to make a beta.
Stiles is just really excited that his boyfriend can neither catch nor transmit any STI's.
The restlessness around the full moon is kinda weird though… -
The Indestructible Strange & Stark by MaxNeedsALife
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Doctor Strange (2016), Iron Man (Movies)
22 Dec 2021
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Strange sighed, rubbing his temples. “The way this works is that when the spell is completed, the people who are bonded have passed their mortality to the spellcaster. It’s almost like a cyanide pill in some situations, in others it just gives the illusion that the fighters are un-killable. Whenever this spell was casted, sorcerers made sure to protect the caster at all costs because if that person was to die, so would the bonded.”
Stephen walked toward Tony quietly.
“I am the only spellcaster who is capable of casting the spell. Meaning when I die, so do you.”
Tony let out a shaky breath. “O-okay. You planning on dying any time soon? Do I get a few more years before I kick the bucket?” He joked awkwardly.
“I am the Sorcerer Supreme. I was able to actually live out those 14 million futures because I stopped aging when I took up the mantle.”
Tony’s eyes widened, realizing what the wizard was telling him. There were now tears in both of their eyes. “You’re…”
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Stephen and Tony bind their souls, making them an immortal pair. They also fall in love but we all knew that was coming.
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In his paranoia after Morgana’s betrayal, Uther is convinced the outer kingdoms are falling into magical ways again. Arthur is sent with his knights to the far kingdom of Deira, to check if their alliance with Camelot is still in place. During the trip there, Arthur learns that Merlin is keeping very important things from him.
But Deira has been cursed with something so terrible that only the Once and Future King can lift it. Arthur wishes to help. Things get even more complicated when Merlin saves Arthur and King Yffi from a falling tower that might have killed not just them, but a lot of children. Not his good intentions, nor the fact that he’s Arthur’s manservant, will save him from the pyre.
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The amazing (and long) story of the Once and Future King and his Sorcerer starting to unite Albion (told without skipping a single uncomfortable moment of political craft, truth admissions, awkward love confessions and magical sex.)- Language:
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21 Nov 2022