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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    The servants at Castle Dimitrescu were grateful to Donna Beneviento for many things. One day, however, Donna Beneviento announced that during her next visit, she would be bringing an engagement gift.

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    26 Dec 2025

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    "Professor?” Edelgard is flushed as you pull away, nearly as red as her armor that lies discarded on the floor, and her eyes gaze up at you, heavy-lidded and hazy. “Are you all right?”

    “I don’t think so,” you reply, calmly. “I think I might be having a heart attack.”

    In the flurry of panic that follows for the next several minutes, you learn three things: 1. Small as she is, Edelgard is apparently strong enough to throw you over her shoulder and sprint to the medical wing within seconds, 2. Having Physic cast on you when you’re not actually dying makes you feel very queasy, and 3. You weren't having a heart attack, you were just stupidly in love.

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    Byleth isn’t used to having a heartbeat. Especially one that behaves so erratically whenever Edelgard is nearby.

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    19 Sep 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 56

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    As if your whole life had been waiting for it, it finally happened so that the only way to stay alive was to be experimented on. In the biggest twist of irony, any and all hope of your continued survival rested solely upon GLaDOS surgically modifying you. And she did exactly that.

    an exploration into neural handshakes (inspired from Pacific Rim) and the aftermath of Portal 2.

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    21 Mar 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    19 Feb 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    The White Queen swore not to harm another living creature but that didn't mean she couldn't enjoy watching someone else do it.

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    12 Jul 2018