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    The Old Guard. A handful of immortals, getting up to shenanigans. What could go wrong?

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    Bright Futures Time Travel Agency is a longstanding establishment with a shining reputation. Its agents are skilled and efficient, and the missions it undertakes are dangerous, daring, and world-saving.

    This isn't about that.

    Bright Futures would be nothing without its hardworking office staff, after all. And they might not be jumping through time and saving the day, but they get up to adventures all their own.

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    A series of fics about Les Amis as professional theatre people in Montreal.

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    Unit Communication Log:
    SecUnit Two: Atmospheric conditions optimal.
    SecUnit One: ...
    SecUnit One: Indeed.

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    19 Jul 2025

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    “Nate,” Eliot says to the shame-ridden control freak. “Shut the fuck up, put your hands in my hair, and pull.”

    “See, Soph,” Eliot says to the professional manipulator with no personal life, “of course you know how to imply what you want. To lead me to it, like a mark. But this isn’t a job. You can just tell me.”

    “Parker, look,” Eliot says to the oblivious sadist. “Pain is a…it’s a sensual thing for me, usually. Sexual, even. Neither of us has to do anything about it, but I’ll probably react. And I’m fine with you having that effect on me. I just want to make sure you are.”

    “Damn it, Hardison,” Eliot says to the obnoxiously affectionate service dom. “Fine. We’re not completely incompatible, you’re just edgeplay.”

    “I don’t go under,” Eliot says to everyone.

    Five times Eliot hit the end of his rope with his damn team full of dominants. And one time he didn’t.

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    23 Dec 2024

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    “I’ll guard you for a night,” Hob says, “and say I please you, you can either pay me for a day’s work, or keep me on ‘til you reach where you’re going.”

    “Do you know the way to Canterbury?” the lord asks, and Hob nods.

    “Oh, yes. It’s a few days’ ride, not more than three or four, by my memory.”

    “Then you shall have three days to please me, Robert Gadling.”

    In 1389, known mercenary and bandit Hob Gadling offers to escort a strange lord to Canterbury, and wagers that he can guess the man's name in three days.

    Incredible art by Tashina!: 1

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    28 Feb 2024

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    Except for a select few, mages within the empire are treated like little more than a commodity for the politicians. Few of the common folk ever encounter a mage, as their skills are solely employed by the crown and rogues are ruthlessly hunted and killed. With peace being brokered with their Xhorhasian enemies, the Empire decides to gift their prized Archmage to the Mighty Nine as a sign of their commitment to making the peace last.

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    Caleb needs all the hugs and Trent will get what’s coming to him.

     

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    19 Dec 2022

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    Lord and Lady Briarwood are gone. Anna Ripley is dead. Cassandra has returned.

    Percy has to pick up the pieces and keep going.

    A Sequel to Ripley's Assistant.

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    28 Oct 2021