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finding out Mary shot Sherlock goes different and he discovers something Sherlock missed.
Chapter 2 - At a press interview Sherlock explains how much he values John.
Chapter 3 - A bit of domestic fluff as they make dinner together.
Chapter 4 - John comes up with an idea to help Sherlock’s public image.
Chapter 5 - John realizes that Sherlock doesn’t receive enough positive feedback or kindness, and decides to change that.
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HP fanfic one-shots/plot bunnies/unfinished stories.
Chapter 1 - A visitor shows up at the Dursleys that Harry can’t figure out (probably because it’s Voldemort in disguise).
Chapter 2 - What if Harry had met Blaise at the train station instead of the Weasleys?
Chapter 3 - Right after Sirius dies Voldemort makes Harry an offer.
Chapter 4 - Harry finds himself de-aged, sent back in time, and stuck in an orphanage with a young Tom Riddle.
Chapter 5 - Harry finds himself captured and imprisoned at Malfoy Manor. - 4K
Chapter 6 - Summer after 2nd year Harry makes some different decisions and meets a friendly stray dog. -5k
Chapter 7 - In fourth year Harry gets resorted.
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When Merlin's Mother comes to Camelot to ask for help for their village, the last thing he expects to see is the king hugging her and proclaiming her his sister. Merlin soon learns being royalty isn't as easy as it seems, add that to a greater destiny to achieve, and he soon finds himself out of his depth. It's a good thing Arthur is there to help him through it.
I believe the story is wrapped up nicely but it is left open-ended. If it inspires you please feel free to adopt it.
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Posting my random unfinished fanfic stories. Should I post fics from different fandoms all into one work or separate by fandoms?
Bilbo deals with the aftermath of the battle of the five armies.
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Tsuna gets another chance.
(The summary will be expanded on after more chapters are posted so I don't spoil anything.)
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Helluva Bachelor by mlavier
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
05 Nov 2020
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It had been half a year now since Stolas, Prince of Hell and Commander of 26 legions of demons, had divorced his wife. The giant castle he was living in had felt utterly lonely and empty these past few months.
So, when Vox came to him with the idea for a dating show, the Prince enthusiastically agreed to the opportunity.
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31 Oct 2025
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What was supposed to be an average bachelor party for Prince Stolas turns into a crazy adventure as he finds himself married to a figure from his past. He hadn't thought to ever see Blitz again, but now he finds himself tied to him in unholy matrimony and trying to navigate the crazy place such a match finds them both.
Blitz wasn't expecting to wake up with bed of a Prince of Hell, let alone one he had spent the day with many years ago as friends. Now, here he is tied to a member of Hell's royalty and uncertain whether this is something he should even want.
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30 Oct 2025
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there ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb by Kiwi8_fruit6
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Nov 2023
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Blitzø falls asleep on his couch, crying, after the shit that went down at Ozzie's.
Blitzø wakes up in his bed, on the morning of that same day.
He's having the worst day of his life...over and over again.
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A Groundhog Day-esque fix-it for Helluva Boss Episode 7.
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- Part 1 of angsty kinda-connected Helluva fics
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29 Oct 2025
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In Need of Repair by Lynx357
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV)
09 Jun 2022
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When Owen Lars finds Ben Kenobi passed out in the desert, his first instinct is to leave him there.
OR what if Obi-Wan got sick while grieving on Tattooine, and the only ones around to take care of him are the estranged family of his fallen padawan
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- Part 1 of Second-Hand Jedi
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05 Oct 2025
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Thicker Than Water by MagicMysticFantasy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman - All Media Types
07 Dec 2024
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Nightwing meets a teenager on a rooftop one night, who claims he needs help.
There's something familiar about the teen, though, and after the reveal of a few surprising secrets, it looks like Nightwing might not be as alone as he thought he was.
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- Part 3 of Peter Parker Stories
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23 Sep 2025