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    “How old are you?” Technoblade asked.

    “Fifteen,” the boy said, jutting out his sharp little chin as if to compensate for the whole head of height he lacked next to the second shortest boy in the row. Technoblade felt a headache prickling at his temples.

    “I will ask that again. Think of your answer carefully this time. How old are you?

    The boy looked up. He had eyes the color of sky before dawnbreak, and fire in them that burned more fiercely than a star newly born.

    “I'm fifteen, sir,” he repeated without a shade of doubt. “Old enough for war.”

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    When Commander Technoblade is given a soldier to train who is clearly much too young, he makes everything in his power to make him leave. Unfortunately for him, Tommy is stubborn. Phil has an amusing time watching Technoblade trying not to get attached to the kid (and failing miserably). Somehow it turns into a story of learning to live and letting go.

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    15 Sep 2023

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    In exile, Tommy begins to hear voices. Voices that sound like Tubbo, Ranboo, and Purpled.

    Tubbo, Ranboo and Purpled have no idea how they messed up time travel bad enough to end up in past-Tommy’s head, but they’re going to do everything in their power to save him.

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    06 Sep 2023

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    Techno slammed his fists against the transparent wall of his prison, trying his best to break it down. His captors backed up, whistling anxiously to each other.

    He gave the barrier another loud crack, delightedly watching as they scrambled away in abject terror.

    Nodding in satisfaction, he turned around to meet the eyes of two other prisoners that had been thrown into his cell.

    He froze.

    Right.

    There were now aliens in his cell.

    And he probably just scared the hell out of them.

     

    Or: Humans are a dangerous race feared by all on an intergalactic scale. Techno, a human ex-soldier that was abducted by aliens 18 months ago, is biding his time in captivity.

    This changes when two young aliens are sent into his cell to die.

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    31 Jul 2023

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    Tommy has a secret. No one knows. Not the nice lady at the corner store, not the weird guy at the video game store, not Tubbo, and certainly not any of his housemates. He's an alien, sent to study Earth. It's not easy, keeping that secret when he's living with three humans, but he can do it, he's sure.

    Wilbur has a secret. He's not told a soul and never intends to . He's an alien, sent to study humans on Earth, so that his people can make first official contact. It's not easy hiding what he truly is, especially when it comes to his three human housemates.

    Technoblade has a secret. He's very good at keeping it, but sometimes it's... difficult, around his three human housemates. Loathe as he is to admit it, Technoblade cares about them, and perhaps even feels guilt over his lies. His race wants him to determine whether or not Earth is an ally or an invasion site. But, for the sake of his people and new friends, he will keep his secret.

    Phil does not have a secret. He has never, once in his life, kept his mouth shut, even when Puffy tells him to. It's not his fault no one else believes aliens exist. At least his new housemates, normal as they are, seem to tolerate it better than the last guys.

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    30 Jul 2023

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    Philza, Technoblade, and Wilbur had often faced Theseus. The Sith assassin had been a menace to the Republic since the beginning of the war, and always managed to hold his own against the three of them: Philza, Jedi Master; Technoblade, Jedi Knight; and Wilbur Soot, Jedi Padawan and Shadow-in-Training.

    But what happens when the Sith Lord Dream, Theseus' master, suddenly abandons Theseus, bound and surrounded by his enemies?

    Adoption, obviously, this is SBI, what did you expect.

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    I saw Asajj Ventress' betrayal in Clone Wars and went "...what if that but Tommy?" *gasp* "What if that but SBI and found family?"

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    Y'know those Superhero/villain AUs where Tommy is Villain(or Hero) Dream's protégé then meets Hero(or Villain) SBI and gets adopted? Yeah, it's that but Star Wars.

    (PREWRITTEN! I know, right? Like a normal author! Updates every weekend!)

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    27 Jul 2023