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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    Spamton and Tenna have been running TV time alongside each-other for a few years now. Tenna is living her best life with her fame, multiple lovers, multiple homes, and all the money in the world.

    Spamton on the other hand, despite the fame and money, struggles desperately with getting and keeping lovers.

    Spamton doesn't want to ask Tenna for help, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

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    19 Aug 2026

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    Literally amazing cooking a five course meal

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    13 Aug 2026

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    "What if I help you?" Grace blurts out desperately, sweating even in the coolness of his house as his words finally manage to stop Adrian from storming out.

    "What?" Adrian says after a tense moment.

    "I can prove it to everyone," Grace says, his heart in his throat. "I'll - I'll make you and Rocky the most celebrated couple on Erid. I promise."

    "Stupid human," Adrian hisses. "You would give up your chance for him just like that?"

    "Yes," Grace says hoarsely.

    "Anything for him."

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    Adrian does not like Grace.

    Which sucks, really, since Grace loves Adrian's husband and all.

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    29 May 2026

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    Adding this to the blunt rotation‼️‼️🍃🔥

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    The title is self-explanatory, but in case it isn't—Homelander finds out about Butcher's tumor, and when he scans down Butcher's already decaying body one last time before he leaves with Ryan, he notices something out of place: his breasts are abnormally enlarged.

    It vaguely reminds him of his stalker days with Madelyn, when she was trying to breastfeed little Teddy.

    Or Homelander hyperfixates on Butcher's condition long enough to understand that his tumor is destroying his testosterone levels and raising his prolactin high enough to possibly trigger lactation with the right stimulation—something he can't quite stop thinking about once the idea settles in.

    And once it does, everything gets out of hand.

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    14 May 2026

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    DUDE. this is awesome

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    He’s actively stepping around Rocky, stepping over him, and heading towards the other end of the lab, cabinets and rows of samples. He could find something else here to look at, check up on the Taumoeba farms…

    Except, he doesn’t even make it to the threshold to cross the hallway of the ship. His feet stop. A complete, precise standstill.

    Rocky had chittered at him, a short burst of notes, monosyllabic in Eridian despite the layers of chords. He registered it not as any word, yet the command still struck.

    Stay.

    Heeled. Like a dog.

    And it wasn’t by any doing of Grace’s own decision making.

    alt; Rocky finds out how to control Grace via song

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    09 May 2026

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    GAHHH EVERYONE SHUT UP MY MOVIE IS ON