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After receiving a very pretty robe from Umberlee's followers, Dirge has a request for his favorite wizard and Gale is very bad at saying no to tiefling-puppy eyes.
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21 Jul 2025
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Astarion does Raphael a favor and is given a gift in exchange: the chance to explore his complicated feelings about sex without the fear of anyone touching him in return. Gale is starting to act strange however...
TL;DR: Raphael gives Astarion a magical pocket pussy and he doesn't know it's connected to Gale.
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06 Jul 2025
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How to Make Yourself Come After 200 Years of Sexual Slavery - A Hungry Vampire's Guide by kiyyeisanerd
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
25 Oct 2025
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“Remember that you are mine. My property, and mine to use. I will not tolerate my property using itself.”
Three weeks into his newfound freedom, Astarion wondered if he could let his mind and his body float back to that time long ago when pleasure was not a tool, but a comfort. When he felt good simply to feel good—not to please somebody else. Could he touch himself, after two centuries without? The world was his oyster—he was sure as hell going to try.
But try as he might, the only thing he could think of was how much he’d like to poke and prod at Gale’s stomach.
Gods above, he had a fetish.
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06 Jul 2025
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When he speaks, his voice is so quiet that Astarion has to strain his Elven ears to hear him.
“I don’t have a choice.”
Astarion scoffs.
“Look, I know it seems that way, but I'm sure we can -"
“No,” Gale snaps, looking back up at him. “You don’t understand. I don’t have a choice.”
Gale is cursed to be obedient. This has... several implications for his odds of survival throughout Acts 1 and 2.
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- Part 3 of 31 Gays of Summer 2025 - Haarlec
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04 Jul 2025
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Fan art of "Some Sunny Day" by anistarrose. Features scenes from Chapters 10, 11, and 12. (Spoilers!)
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04 Jul 2025
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Professor Gale Dekarios goes out to the club to celebrate receiving a research grant he’s been going after for years. After getting black out drunk and hooking up with a stranger in the public restroom he has to deal with the consequences.
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01 Jul 2025
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A Performance for his Adoring Crowd by ShadowViking
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
28 Jun 2025
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When Gale and Astarion stumble upon a den of hedonism in Waterdeep, a hidden desire awakens inside of Gale- one Astarion is all too eager to fulfill.
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- Part 1 of Puppy Gale Series
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30 Jun 2025
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Beauty, tradition, and perfection: these are the pillars of the House of Szarr, a centuries-old perfumery owned by creative director and artist Cazador Szarr and shouldered by its next-to-nobody nose, Astarion Ancunín.
Overworked, underpaid, and determined to claw his way out, Astarion finds the perfect blend of unusual charm and genius—and the key to toppling the house for good—when he meets chemistry professor Gale Dekarios.
Or: one perfumer, one professor, one treatise on art, addiction, and the price of ambition.
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29 Jun 2025
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But Please, Squeeze It in Rhythm, Prevent My Heart From Stopping by ildottoreapologist
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
26 Jun 2025
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They’ve barely been in the city a tenday when Orin kidnaps Gale. Finding him turns out to be the least of their problems; when he finally wakes, two days after his rescue, they discover that the jagged teeth of whatever curse Orin masticated him with are still sunk in deep.
While the others go off to find a cure, Astarion stays with Gale.
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27 Jun 2025
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Stanley Pines would do anything to get another chance at not destroying Ford's science fair project. That selflessness might very well be his undoing. But seriously, nothing can be worse than being homeless and a prostitute, right?
(Aka, Stanley accidentally on purpose gets stuck in a time loop.)
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24 Jun 2025
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Its Stan's (and Fords) birthday. With one hour left on the clock, Stan musters up the courage to call his twin.
Its Stan's (and Fords) birthday. With one hour left on the clock, Stan musters up the courage to call his twin.
Its Stan's (and Fords) birthday. With one hour left on the clock, Stan musters up the courage to call his twin.
Its Stan's (and Fords) birthday. With one hour left on the clock, Stan musters up the... courage?
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- Part 1 of Eating your Feelings
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24 Jun 2025
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The summer of 1966 was one of the happiest summers Stanley and Stanford ever had. It was the year they found their beloved ship and promised each other that they would one day sail in search of adventure. Unfortunately, things hardly ever seemed to go right for very long, and they soon find themselves very far from home and each other.
In January of 1982, Stan and Ford are over a thousand miles away each other when they each have a chance encounter with familiar faces.
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24 Jun 2025
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What to Expect When You’re Not Expecting (Because You’re an Oblivious Wizard) by silent_as_the_grave
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
18 Jun 2025
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As an intelligent and accomplished wizard, there are lots of things that Gale knows for certain, especially about himself. One fact is that he has an inclination toward being aroused by dangerous situations. Another is that Gale can't get pregnant from his current partner. These facts offer a certain freedom to Gale and Astarion's relationship, and one that they have been indulging in frequently. With great enthusiasm.
Until suddenly, Gale is faced with the knowledge that maybe they didn't know as much as he thought they did.
OR: What happens when a pair of hapless idiots indulge in some rough sex after slaying a lich, only to realize hours later that they really should have been using protection all this time. Because now Gale is in labor in the middle of nowhere, and all they have to guide them through the process is a book on breeding goats.
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22 Jun 2025
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"Sometimes Gale of Waterdeep didn't know what to think.
Maybe that was because he'd always had a crutch. Maybe it was that damn parasite, or worse, the orb."
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Gale has two worms in his brain. The tadpole and Astarion (there's a secret third worm and it's childhood trauma).
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21 Jun 2025
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The Wizard Distribution System: Director's Cut by parkouringrabbit
Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
24 Oct 2025
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13 Jun 2025
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They weren't talking about it. Gale shouldn't have been surprised; Astarion wasn't known for sharing his feelings unless it was to complain. Where Gale wore his heart on his sleeve, his newfound vampiric lover kept his squirreled away, shoving it down as far from the surface as he could manage.
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Gale tries casual sex, and falls in love immediately.
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12 Jun 2025
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Six months after the fall of the Netherbrain, Gale and Astarion have gone their separate ways. Astarion is coming to enjoy the simple things in life. For once, he’s murdering, threatening, and intimidating the right people, and earning a tidy amount of gold at the same time.
In Waterdeep, Gale is working hard to find his place among the realm’s most prominent wizard academics, but can’t bring himself to publish a single paper.
When Astarion’s sister Dalyria brings him stories of disappearing vampire spawn children, Astarion is forced back into close proximity with the Waterdhavian wizard he’s tried in vain to get over. Together, Astarion, Dal, and Gale find themselves facing a new threat in the Underdark, one that proves the most depraved schemes in Faerûn did not die with the Dead Three’s chosen.
A story about figuring out who you are after trauma, what happens when you begin to heal, and how to rediscover yourself after turning down untold power.
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12 Jun 2025
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”Hello, my name is Gale Dekarios. Would you be so kind as to call me an ambulance? I appear to be having some kind of episode.”
”We do not have time to help this… ‘ambulance’. We must report directly to my Kith’rak.” asserted the green one.
“We are in need of aid ourselves, perhaps you can travel with us until we find a healer,” said the purple one.
Just his luck. He was stuck in some kind of nightmare trip with the most dedicated roleplayers in the world.
Gale’s life is quiet and predictable, spent working at the library and having quiet evenings with his cat- when he’s not dealing with his insufferable neighbor, Astarion.
That is until he wakes up in a world of magic and danger, where he knows nothing and no one, except for one constant: Astarion is still there, sharper, deadlier, and just as much of an asshole.
Now Gale has to survive a story he doesn’t belong in, with no plan, no knowledge of magic, and no idea how to get home.
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11 Jun 2025
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Astarion thought he'd escaped his past. Then he inherited it.
Summary: When Astarion learns that he has inherited both Cazador's title and his horror show of a palace, Astarion wants to ignore the whole mess in the worst way, but Gale insists they return to Baldur's Gate and do the paperwork to truly rid themselves of the last of Cazador's ugly legacy. However, the house is haunted and has its own agenda for Astarion. Between a bureaucracy more convoluted than the schemes of the Dead Three, corrupt Patriars who want Astarion to step into Cazador's old shoes, and a tax bill large enough to crush Waterdeep, Gale and Astarion learn that Cazador is almost as much trouble dead as he was alive.
Canon Caveats: Plausible as post-canon canon-compliant fic, with some magical realism and exceptions to strict 5e magic rules.
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11 Jun 2025
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The Letters Written (And All the Things We Can't Say) by localdisaster
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
06 Jun 2025
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Astarion Ancunín is far from qualified to be running an advice column, he told his boss as much. His life is a fucking mess. He is estranged from his family, if he could even call them that. He has exactly two friendships and he had to be bullied into both of them. He’s never been in a relationship, let alone love. He should not be in charge here.
But he is, and to his shock, no one has been clamoring for his resignation.
Gale Dekarios should be grateful. He is grateful. He’s an incredibly successful fantasy author. He has more wealth than he knows what to do with. He has a big house, a fast car, and an adoring cat. What more could he want?
A divorce is a good place to start.
He can figure out what it means to be happy again afterwards.
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10 Jun 2025