9 Bookmarks by PlantBasedCannibal
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You’re Too Sweet by GollumIsMySpiritAnimal
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 May 2026
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Wade doesn’t “<3” NY. In fact, he hates New York. It smells like shit, the sewer rats are the ones who really run things, and Jay Z was only partially right; it’s a concrete jungle where dreams are made of, except there’s nothing you can do.
So after Weasel, Domino, and pretty much the entirety of Sister Margaret’s decided to relocate to an old bankrupt Blockbuster Video on Manhattan’s east side, Wade almost didn’t go with them. Except he absolutely did, because he likes paychecks. It’s totally not because he’s pathetically lonely and would miss his friends. His negative opinion of New York is proven to be 42069% accurate when, within a month of moving, he’s kidnapped by a new off-brand Weapon X group that immediately puts a microchip in his skull to control him.
There is one good thing about New York, though, and he's snarky, wears unfairly tight red and blue spandex, and lives rent-free in Wade's head. Unfortunately, 'Temu' Weapon X wants their brand-new microchipped immortal murder slave to find Spider-Man's identity and all of his weaknesses.
- Language:
- English
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- 99,774
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- 21/35
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24 Mar 2026
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The Necrofloranomicon by leveragehunters (Monkeygreen)
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
12 Feb 2018
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Bucky didn't want much. Just to keep his head down, to sell his scavenged flowers in peace, and to stay off Shield's radar. His life would have been a lot easier if his flowers weren't dead and if being a necromancer wasn't illegal, but easy or not, he was getting by. Steve didn't want much, either. He was happy working for Shield, he had good friends, and overall his life was going just about the way he wanted it. Problem was, being happy with your life was generally an invitation for fate to throw a spanner in the works—and in Steve's specific case, it was going to be a spanner named Bucky.
(A love story about flowers, trust, and magic and the choices we make about doing what's right.)
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- Part 1 of The Necrofloranomicon
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- English
- Words:
- 47,569
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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06 Sep 2025
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take a bite by thistleraven
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
10 Aug 2025
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Based on noxi_lumi's Hunting!Spider AU
To save his universe from a synthetic drug made from his venom, Peter exiles himself to a new universe to give everyone he loves a fresh start. After a month of trying to get used to a new New York that's ever so slightly different, he ends up finding his footing: bartending at Sister Margaret's on the dayshift, and picking up the reins of Spider-Man at night.
Wade gets back from a job to find that there's a new annoying baby hero in town that's messing up his shit (boo!) and that the new bartender at Sister Margaret's is the hottest, funniest, most adorable hunk Wade ever did propose marriage to immediately.
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- English
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- 64,332
- Chapters:
- 12/?
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23 Mar 2025
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love-punch by a_cry_in_the_wilderness
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Mar 2025
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“What should I be calling the guy I’m about to make eat shit in a few seconds?” Peter holds out a hand.
“Deadpool.” Wade shakes it firmly. His hand is massive and grips Peter’s with a strength that makes his nerves spark. “But you can call me whatever you want before you die.”
- Language:
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- Chapters:
- 15/?
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22 Mar 2025
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The One Where Spidey and Deadpool Get Together by what_they_said
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
02 Apr 2024
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- Part 2 of Spidey and Deadpool Sitting in a Tree
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,080
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 146
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- 1,259
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31 Mar 2024
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Glenn’s life has fallen apart, and he's just trying to get back on his feet— he’s moved back to his hometown, got a job at some pizza place, and is just trying to save up so he can afford to move back to Atlanta and away from his parents' disappointed gazes.
But on a routine delivery out to the trailer park, Glenn ends up running into some trouble… trouble, in the form of some crazy meth head lady trying to eat his face off. Turns out, the whole trailer park has gone topsy-turvy, and Glenn ends up taking off into the woods to preserve his whole 'still living' situation.
Then there was that strange, ominous radio broadcast that he’d caught wind of earlier… Before he can worry too much about all of that, he comes across the path of some guy who looks like he lives in the woods. As fate would have it, he's the brother to the guy Glenn was trying to deliver his pizza to, and his name's Daryl. And, out of everyone in the world, he seems like the best guy for Glenn to hitch his cart to, when the whole world is about to go up in flames.
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- English
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- 74,564
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- 19/?
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12 Jan 2024
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[podfic] The Man Who Lived by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Nov 2023
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Draco breaks a cup, and one thing leads to another. A story of redemption, tattoos, dreams, mistakes, green eyes, long conversations, and copious amounts of coffee.
Set in New York twelve years after the war.
___Podfic (audiobook) of the fic by SebastianL. Now complete! About 25 hours long.
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17 Jul 2023
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Sisyphus Rising by LittleMargie
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types
03 Oct 2025
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After the fall, Will wakes up in his bed in New Orleans. It's 1999, and Will makes a comprehensive set of goals.
1. Find Hannibal.
2. Kill Hannibal.
3. Find Garrett Jacob Hobbs.
4. Kill Garrett Jacob Hobbs.
5. Kidnap Abigail and become a single father.He only gets around to that first one.
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- Part 1 of If I Could Find a Way
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Despite the yelling, the flashing lights and clicks of shutter buttons, the ever-mounting noise, Lounds’ voice cut through like the ring of a bell, sharp and high. “Mr. Graham,” she shouted, “didn’t they find you at Stammets’ table?”
Jack Crawford repeated, “No further questions!” at the top of his lungs like a mantra. The way a child would, in combination with ears covered and eyes screwed shut, to block out an unpleasant sound.
“Did you eat them!” Lounds yelled over the din. “Did you eat the mushrooms!”
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In which Will Graham survives an abduction by a serial killer, only to find that somehow he's garnered the interest of at least one more.Series
- Part 1 of Consequences Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 280,198
- Chapters:
- 36/?
- Comments:
- 1,738
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- 4,530
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- 1,606
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Bookmarked by PlantBasedCannibal
22 Aug 2021