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    Megatron didn't know that humans could get frogs caught in their throats! It sounds horrible and alarming – how can Dot be so calm?

    7: "There's A Frog In My Throat."

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    864
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    1/1
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    2
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    19
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    2
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    137
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    When GHOST’s new attendance policy demands “evidence” for any sick day, Megatron complies with ruthless precision. Unfortunately for Executive Agent Croft, he’s come down with a genuine tank infection – and proof of illness is exactly what she gets.

    17: Infection.

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    English
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    1,858
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    1/1
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    7
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    19
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    1
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    165
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    Mining bots were built for subterranean conditions on Cybertron, not the fluctuating conditions of the surface of a strange, organic planet.

    Megatron does not cope with heat or cold.

    Megatron does not complain or ask for help, either.

    12: "You're adorable when you're sick."
    15: "This is the worst headache of my life!"

    Posted early because this story is never going to be in order anyway.

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    English
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    2,822
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    246
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    Rumble has been asked (again) to pump sea water out of the lower deck, and (again) he claims he’s too sick to work. Frenzy isn’t buying it – and she’s tired of picking up his slack.

    Day 6: The Boy Who Cried Sick

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    English
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    647
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    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    9
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    108
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    Starscream has been preparing for this day for cycles – his moment to prove he can be the leader Megatron never was. But when the big moment arrives, his body betrays him in the most humiliating way possible. The Decepticons still make their demands heard... just not the way Starscream intended.

    Day 5: The Worst Possible Timing

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    English
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    1,410
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    409
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    Megatron brushes off a harsh reaction to his first ever vaccine, determined not to show weakness. But when Ironhide collapses with pneumonia, old memories of the mines resurface – and no amount of determination or bravado can keep him upright. Can he use his newfound vulnerability to help Ironhide?

    Day 4: Pneumonia.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    195
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    Prowl insists he’s fine. Arcee insists he’s sweaty. One of them is about to be proven very, very wrong. A sneeze, a stumble and a collapse later, the truth is undeniable.

    Day 3: "Why Are You So Sweaty?"

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    English
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    1,556
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    1/1
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    1
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    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    213
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    Ironhide has never taken a "sick day" in his life. It's a ridiculous Earth concept that Old School Cybertronians just don't need. He’s not about to start yielding to such scrap now. But in the middle of a high-stakes briefing, denial can only carry him so far – and the one who steps in to catch him is the last mech he’d expect.

    Day 2: Forced to go to work/school while sick.

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    Language:
    English
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    1,134
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    181
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    Bumblebee wakes at 3AM and finds Twitch looking miserable in the communal lounge. At first, he thinks it’s a simple case of nerves – until the mess hits his pedes. His first night as a caretaker doesn’t go quite how he expected.

    Day 1: "It's the middle of the night, why are you up?"

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,101
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    2
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    293
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    Executive Agent Karen Croft seems to have strange ideas about bots, for someone who intends to form an alliance with them.

    Meanwhile, Megatron is struggling with guilt and grief while Optimus attempts to support him and ensure that the new GHOST HQ is all that it should be.

    Note: Chapter 13 contains non-explicit references to past sexual abuse. Nothing is described directly – it is only implied through dialogue and Megatron’s trauma responses. Please take care while reading.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,423
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    88
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3,045
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    Megatron has been given a terminal diagnosis, with a life expectancy of one Earth decade. It has changed his perspective on the war and now he wants a peaceful retirement – is such a thing possible?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,145
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2,911
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    Just a short, quick story about Megatron and Dot – and memories of Cybertron.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    850
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    221
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    Megatron hates Earth music. Unfortunately, his subordinates not only like it, they seem to enjoy using it as a weapon against him.

    There's only one thing for it: he must banish Starscream, Soundwave and the Cassette Bots from Nemesis until they get it out of their systems. After all, this has to be a passing phase!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,187
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    773
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    Megatron receives a strange letter from someone called Hasbro, inviting him to take part in some kind of game or challenge. He is intrigued and bored, but he is unsure about signing up.

    What could it possibly all be about? And how much energon is a "lifetime supply"?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,595
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,407
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    Starscream is sick and just wants to be left alone. Megatron, as usual, has his own ideas and drags him away to his secret, second berthroom, before ordering him to rest.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,354
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    146
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    4,538
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    Optimus is worried about Megatron. He is becoming volatile and unpredictable – Executive Agent Croft has noticed, too, which means that he is likely to land himself in serious trouble before long.

    If only there was something that could be done to help the situation.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    567
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    601
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    Sicktember 5: Rogue Organ – Energon Filters.

    Ratchet has a lot on his mind when Rodimus Prime comes to him with an eerily familiar complaint.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    966
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    301
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    Bumblebee was looking forward to catching up with Breakdown at the race track. It was to coincide with his birthday (not that Cybertronians usually celebrate) and he had a few rough plans about how they could enjoy themselves after the race.

    Unfortunately, birthdays seem to be unlucky for Bumblebee.

    Written for Sicktember: 4. "Great. I got a cold for my birthday."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,209
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,427
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    Optimus suggests that Megatron work on his image a bit – get the humans to see that he is not as scary as he has been perceived to be – after his outburst at the GHOST/Autobot Alliance Ceremony.

    Megatron surprises everyone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,278
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1,080
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    Why would a gigantic alien robot, with his tough armoured plating and an impressive weapons arsenal, be so obviously uncomfortable around even the smallest spiders?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,188
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    721

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