16 Works by RandomAndFree

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    Summary

    This is your gentle reminder that we are the leaders of the elven world. We have certain responsibilities. We must maintain a certain image. Certain incidents recently have brought forth the need for more specific reminders. See the list below. -Councillor Emery

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    878
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    303
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    Summary

    When Ben tricks the Hargreeves into drinking the marigold, they end up with each others’ powers

    Oops?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,823
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    338
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    Summary

    Sophie: bio mom reached out to me today

    Fitz: oh damn no way

    Sophie: yes way

    Marella: whats the tea??

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,098
    Chapters:
    8/10
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    929
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    Summary

    Reginald Hargreeves creates a groupchat for his two Academies to keep them updated on each other.

    This goes downhill very quickly.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,339
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    639
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    Summary

    A bunch of child soldiers plot an escape, deal with mystical weirdness, and bitch at each other along the way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    52,180
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    261
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Klaus, with a briefcase and five unconscious siblings, stands outside the Umbrella Academy, Ben beside him as always, and decides to do something very stupid.

    It’s December 1, 1989.

    Each of the Hargreeves siblings wakes up alone, with a baby beside them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,940
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    578
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    Summary

    On March 24, 2019, the Sparrow Academy is running together in their gym when Grace brings in their father and a stack of DVDs, and everything stops making sense.

    Or, the Sparrows watch seasons 1 and 2 of the Umbrella Academy before the titular chaotic siblings appear in their living room.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,772
    Chapters:
    2/22
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1,599
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    Summary

    I think this needs no explanation. The title says it all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,905
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    204
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    Summary

    “Curse whoever thought it was a good idea to put the fate of Middle Earth in the hands of children,” Gandalf muttered, and stubbornly ignored that that person had been him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,511
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    338
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    Summary

    Boromir exchanges the pull of one ring for another, much gayer one. He survives, the Fellowship still splits up, and a rescue mission turns to a far more dangerous struggle. Companions are separated and false tragedies threaten their resolve. But for the good of all Middle Earth, they cannot falter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,127
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    385
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    Summary

    “Why, I remember you once tried to steal the pipe right out of my pocket,” Gandalf said with fond amusement.

    Oh, now that just wouldn’t do. If the wizard was going to bring up the old days, he could at least tell the stories correctly. Bilbo’s pride would accept nothing else. “And I quite succeeded, as you damn well know,” he said haughtily. “It’s hardly my fault you can’t go a minute without it and were already trying to pull it out again before I could leave the room!”

    The wizard’s only response to this was a neutral hum.

    “Wait,” said Thorin, holding up a hand. “So are you a burglar, or aren’t you?”

    “I’m retired is what I am!” Bilbo snapped. “And I have no intention of getting back in the business, certainly not for this mad quest that is going to get everyone on it killed!”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,190
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    627
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    Summary

    After an attack by an unknown rebel group, Bronte flees, with a crystal and mysterious instructions from Oralie- protect her. Whoever 'her' is.

    'Her' turns out to be a seven year old child. Who also has a four year old sister that he was not warned about in the slightest. And also there's a pair of dead ogres, two dead humans who are probably their parents, a dead elf, and another elf that Bronte knocked out downstairs, and Bronte has no idea what he's getting himself into.

    (He's going to have his hands full.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,958
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    820
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    Summary

    A collection of oneshots where at least one member of the Crows gets murderously protective of one or more of the other members.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,027
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    193
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    3,713
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    Summary

    The Council, the Collective, and the various leaders of the Neverseen are forced to read a series of books about a young, powerful elven girl raised by humans… and all the chapters got mixed up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,520
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    664
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    Summary

    “Is this you?” the boy asked.

    Sophie glanced at the newspaper clipping in his hands. “Yeah…” she said hesitantly. “What do you want?”

    “My name’s Keefe Sencen,” the boy told her. “And I’ve been looking for you for a long time.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,069
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    170
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    Summary

    Kenric Fathdon, petty thief extraordinaire, didn’t exactly intend on joining a pirate crew. But somehow he managed to get picked up by the crew of the Councillor, to the annoyance of the grumpy first mate and the absolute disgust of Oralie, the crew’s fragile-looking beauty who knows twenty ways to kill you with your own whisky flask.

    Now, he’s thrown into the underworld of the Lost Sea, as the crews of the Councillor, Black Swan, Neverseen, and many more ships fight over plunder, safe ports, and everything else they can think of. And somehow, the greatest mystery of all is Oralie herself, and the way Kenric might just find himself drawn to her as much as he hates her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,525
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    96

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