19 Bookmarks by SadEyeSimp

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    “Well, you are getting something from me. Two things actually: Life-changing sex skills and an opportunity to fuck me—”

    “—Oh, give me a break—”

    “—But,” Ilya says. “What am I getting out of this?”

    “The opportunity to f-fuck me,” Hollander snaps, and yeah, a pretty fair point.

    ilya is failing a class, shane is failing at exploring his sexuality. despite their seven-year-long animosity on the ice, they turn to each other for guidance. a deal is struck.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    Lan Zhan places his left hand on Wei Ying’s thigh. He hopes this will make Wei Ying remember he’s in public, rephrase his wording to something other than a blatant death threat, but Wei Ying stops speaking altogether. / Sometimes, Wei Ying wants to be taken cared of.

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    31 Aug 2025

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    The fic that made me apply to grad school

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    “You’re in the hospital,” she says. “You were in a traffic accident, and–"

    “No, I heard that. But–” Wei Ying glances at the extremely pretty man, who’s just staring at him, completely still. His empty hands hover in the air. “I don’t need anyone to take care of me. I just wanna go home."

    “You are going home,” Yanli reaches over and tucks his hair behind his ear, giving him a tiny smile. “Don’t worry. Just a few more scans, and then Lan Zhan can take you back."

    “Who’s Lan Zhan?” he asks.

    The pretty man by his side inhales so sharply Wei Ying feels the air get sucked out of the room.

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    Wei Ying gets in a traffic accident and loses six years of his memories, including meeting and marrying the love of his life. This is the story of how he falls back in love with Lan Zhan: quickly, and inevitably.

    Or, my take on one of my favorite tropes.

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    29 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Excellent amnesia fic so far! Check back in POST HASTE!

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    Lan Wangji attempts to speedrun every conversation about queerness or differentness that has occurred in the household from Sizhui’s perspective. He cannot properly recall any except one: always turning the radio off when a certain, outrageously-out singer comes on.

    “I think I should tell you a story,” says Lan Wangji.

     

    In the early 2000s summer heat, a decidedly straight Lan Zhan meets a boy called Wei Ying. Later, Lan Wangji meets Wei Wuxian.

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    06 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Australian teens - debate and soccer and dorm makeouts - loving so far

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    Lan Zhan takes a breath. His hands are in fists on his thighs. He stares down at them hopelessly, then carefully unclenches them, one finger at a time, before taking another breath and reaching for his lukewarm tea. He'll go out, tomorrow. Maybe in the late afternoon. Something quick. Something easy. He'll text his brother first, the short note of when he should be home, so he'll know to track him. He'll be fine, just like he said.

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    02 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The best of “straight” guy Wei Ying - the absolute blueprint

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    The reboot completes, and Wei Ying’s brain smashes this information together into two mind-shattering thoughts. Number one, he knew very well already, and is now further seared by defined muscles and a mouth-watering tattoo into his every waking moment: Lan Zhan is the hottest fucking person on the planet.

    Number two: that guy wasn’t visiting Lan Zhan’s neighbour, he was visiting Lan Zhan, which means:

    Lan Zhan fucks.
    Lan Zhan fucks.
    Lan Zhan fucks.

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    Lan Zhan has been Wei Ying's best friend for years. Literally, years. How did he not already know? How has he missed this most important of facts? And more importantly, how is he ever going to get over it?

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    04 Mar 2025

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    Mr Darcy!

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    Wei Ying, virgin and noted heterosexual, gets hit with a curse of an unusual nature on his 30th birthday: Through physical contact, he can read the minds of others around him.

    Enter Lan Zhan, hot former rival and current coworker, whose true thoughts about Wei Ying are nothing like he expects.

    (A loose Cherry Magic AU.)

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    01 Mar 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cherry magic perfection - all timer

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    Sometimes your son hits a stranger's car, and instead of trading insurance information he gives the guy your number and through a series of texts, you end up falling in love with him.

    It happens.

    Title sung to the tune of the Chappel Roan song.

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    31 Jan 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    CFO one - in progress so check in later!

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    Wei Wuxian, a former actor with a secret, heads to a small New England town to help the Wens save their family business. He intends to spend the month of December running a coffee shop and recovering from his recent breakup in blissful anonymity.

    But things change when he meets a precocious five year old.

    Lan Wangji is a single father who is beginning to despair of ever finding the romance he writes about in his best selling novels. He moved to Mapleton so he could raise his son in peace, in a small sleepy town where nothing happens.

    Imagine his surprise when he walks in the local coffee shop to see a very familiar face behind the counter.

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    05 Jul 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The small town actor one with the wish in the coat! Not finished yet but have high hopes and enjoying!

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    Wei Ying is a 911 dispatcher who happens to take a call from a terrified 4 year old named Lan Yuan. This one phone call might just change the trajectory of his life forever.

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    01 Jul 2024

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    The D&D one! Gahhhh so pretty!

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    Something smells so good. Wei Ying closes his eyes, already feeling sleepy, and tries to identify where the scent is coming from. He turns his face to one side and then the other, chasing it, until his nose touches Lan Zhan’s cheek.

    He pulls back quickly, not freaking out, because it’s fine. He touched Lan Zhan’s cheek with his nose, and Lan Zhan smells really fucking good, and they’re lying down together on a very soft bed because Lan Zhan is too drunk to let go of him, and Lan Zhan is gay but Wei Ying isn’t, and it’s fine.

    Wei Ying swallows hard and closes his eyes again.

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    Wei Ying helps Lan Zhan out of an uncomfortable situation, and they grow close right away, becoming instant friends. To Lan Zhan, they become instant something else. With time, they only get closer and closer, and Wei Ying is forced to deal with his own feelings about Lan Zhan, and his perception of his own sexuality.

    (the "Didn't know they were dating" fic)

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    26 Dec 2023

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    Naruto and Sasuke wake up at the hospital after the war, worn-out, with an invisible red-string still laced between them.

    "You’ve called me your friend so many times... But..."

    "Say it."

    "I don't think you really mean it like that."

     

    (POST-WAR Setting, starting with their days in the hospital.)

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    07 Dec 2021

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    Naruto, an on-call marine, finds himself at the mercy of the talented hands of Uchiha Sasuke, an insomniac tattoo artist working in New York City. As physical and psychological distance tests their budding romance, two strong men must learn to embrace their weaknesses to connect and find peace.

    Note: This story is antiwar but respects the troops who truly had good intentions. Antiwar sentiments are more pronounced in later chapters as character viewpoints evolve.

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    20 Sep 2021

  14. Public Bookmark 79

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    After Sasuke finally unlocks Naruto after two weeks in chastity and orgasm denial, Naruto takes his revenge by administering five different punishments. Sasuke is thrilled by Naruto's dominant behavior, but has some self-doubts. Thankfully, Naruto is always there to catch him when he falls.

    Part of a planned series of SNS one-shots; sequel to a smut thread posted on Twitter.

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    15 Aug 2021

  15. Public Bookmark 67

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    He doesn’t like Naruto. That isn’t what this is. He doesn’t like Naruto any more than he likes breathing, or putting his fingertip to a candle flame to watch how it flickers and shifts. The fascination, the natural magnetic pull he has that probably created the way the world tilts on its axis — it isn’t in the same realm. So what if he wants to shove him to the ground and kiss him? “Like” is a half-baked word, and Sasuke barely knows what it means.

    So when people ask, he denies it. “I don’t like anyone, what a stupid question!” he snaps, and feels he means it. As a head of blond hair passes by, he wonders if Naruto heard.

    ———

    Naruto is an outcast in High School: a hopeless art kid surrounded by rumors. Sasuke wants this year to be over before it's begun, but when he's seated next to Naruto, he discovers an interest in the beautiful art he creates.

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    14 Aug 2021

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    AU! Sasuke enjoys his quiet, reclusive life as a historian and professor at Boston University. He spends his days alone and content among his books translating and delving into his love, ancient Japanese history and lore. Everything is just how he likes it until a blue-eyed, blonde-haired man changes everything.

    Updates on Thursdays! ^_^

    To those waiting, and you know who you are, it’s safe to come back now ^_~
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    Sasuke’s fury built as he rounded the corner to confront the idiot before he had him banned from the university library for life. The other occupant stood with his back to him, dressed in jeans and a garish orange jacket with a baseball cap on his head. “Do you have any idea the damage you have caused to—” His words halted as the man turned towards him, azure eyes wide and contrite as he flinched at Sasuke’s acidic tone.

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    19 Jul 2021

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    15 Apr 2021

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    “You’re pathetic.” Sasuke spat as he began walking away

    Naruto clenched his hands tightly

    “Tell me to leave and I will”

    Sasuke stopped dead in his tracks, silence filled the air

    “Pathetic.” Naruto smirked

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    13 Apr 2021

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    10 Feb 2021

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