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    16 May 2025

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  4. Public Bookmark 6

    Summary

    A chronicle of one man’s descent into madness via slow-burn sexual tension, seafood-based suffering, and two super-soldiers who mistake public groping for subtlety. Whether it’s desert breakdowns, boat hell, or backyard PDA infernos, Joaquín Torres is the unwilling narrator of the greatest rom-com of all time—and he’d very much like to be excluded from this narrative.

    Featuring:
    • Passive-aggressive matchmaking
    • Hot idiots in love
    • Bunk bed diplomacy
    • Shellfish exploitation
    • Emotional barnacle clinging
    • Vodka sodas with names like Banana Gay Panic™
    • And one man screaming “I’m not an oyster slave!” into the abyss

    He just wanted to serve his country. Instead, he got Sambucky: The Extended Cut.

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    14 Apr 2025

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    13 Apr 2025