ScreamingHellion
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Rhea Avila is a long way from home.
A volunteer militant in an international brigade fighting in the Spanish Civil War, her home country of Greece is a distant memory in the killing fields of the Iberian peninsula. She came to kill fascists, and gets more than she bargained for when an illithid nautiloid snatches her from the frontlines, and unceremoniously dumps her on the unknown shores of an unknown land in an unknown world. Discombobulated, lost, and terrified, Avila must embark on a treacherous journey she did not ask for to track down a missing comrade, find a way home, and confront her own skeletons along the way. All the while, forces familiar and new alike align against her and her newfound allies to eradicate any small glimmer of hope they might try to cling to.
For a woman so embittered and so cynical, such things are rare, and precious, and heartbreaking.
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Hellsing's Specialist Corporal Zemira Makhabi is a strange little woman. Serving as a shock trooper on one hand, and consultant on Judaic affairs on the other, to make up for the Christian organization's blind eye where matters of G-d's Chosen are concerned, she is situated in a precarious position. A position made that much worse by the woman's love for a good fight, lack of a silver tongue, and being haunted by old family ghosts she can't seem to lay to rest.
That, and the fact she's shagging the No-Life King.
For this, there are sure to be consequences. The extent of which is beyond the comprehension of anyone at the rebuilt Hellsing Manor. A grueling ten years following Millennium's defeat, new evils older and fouler than mere Nosferatu are resurging unto the human realm with a vengeance. HaShem willing, Hellsing will be ready. Especially if a certain headbanging little Canaanite has anything to say about it.
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- Part 2 of scarlet song of the hasmoneans
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the definitely accidental entanglement of a muckraker by ScreamingHellion
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
23 Sep 2025
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Anaïs Gagneux is a fish out of water.
To be "saris adam" is to walk off the beaten path, and the bookworm-turned-anthropologist in question is no exception. Armed with an endless font of wounded dignity, Anaïs, the eldest daughter of a French immigrant family, has made the world her oyster in a way few can claim to have done - especially so for an Orthodox Jew, well and truly "off the derech." Despite prospering from this chronic wanderlust, she, like so many of her people, is a woman on the run from memories better left buried.
This relentlessly curious socialist's hard-won sense of security seems doomed to come to a screeching halt when her employer, Velvetone Records Inc., in the interest of freshly-minted talking machines, dispatches her on her furthest voyage yet. Stars align to place her on a fast-track collision course with her contact for a historic oral history interview - retired Hashira, Tengen Uzui.
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Sequel to Interview With the Impaler.
It has been a long, painful year. After your scholarly consultation at the Hellsing Organization went so terribly awry, you've undergone an agonizing twelve months of mental deterioration and malaise. Hidden away from the world, buried deep in your professorship, you've coped your way through an endless minefield of triggers, stressors, and dancing shadows.
When the symptoms borne of a vampire bite begin to grow intolerable, something is bound to give.
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- Part 2 of Clandestine Scholarship
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You are an esteemed professor of folklore studies, who frequently serves as a literary consultant for the Hellsing Organization. Of all the methods of supplementing one's income, it is far from low-stress, but the promise of hidden knowledge continues to prove impossible to ignore. One fateful evening, you arrive at the Manor and venture into its depths for your most daring assignment yet.
The mission?
Pick the Impaler's brain. Learn what makes him tick.
Easier said than done.
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- Part 1 of Clandestine Scholarship
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scarlet song of the hasmoneans by IroncladHellion (orphan_account), ScreamingHellion
Fandom: Hellsing
02 Oct 2025
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Silent Rider Series by El (Elamarth_Calmagol), Elamarth_Calmagol, Kattungefisk
Fandom: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
14 May 2025
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That day, Mallory wished for the same thing she always did: “Take me away from here.” That night, her wish came true.
In which an anxious, depressed high school girl finds herself traveling across Middle Earth with Glorfindel on a quest she doesn't entirely understand. Plenty of original female characters and a lot of discussion of mental illness, disability, worldbuilding, and canon vs fanon.
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The Beacon of the Barrows by Kattungefisk, orphan_account
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
13 Sep 2024
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When Emma Smith went to England, she expected to be spending her month working on her dissertation - not falling through barrows, joining hobbits on a quest, and getting a shake-down by the heir of Isildur. No one ever said a PhD was easy.
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It's been a year since the Netherbrain's defeat, and Zevlor still cannot face the humiliation of his past. Content to stalk the streets of Baldur's Gate as a vigilante, he is ready to welcome death when it makes another attempt to claim him.
But, of course, the blasted Hero of Baldur's Gate won't let him die. After saving him yet again, Tav asks him to become her personal bodyguard against the alarming number of assassins hellbent on killing her.
He knows it's her own way of helping him feel less ashamed- to give him a chance to pay off the life debts he owes her. And the chance of piecing together his own honor once more is alluring. But perhaps most of all- it's a chance to have some semblance of a friend in a world that only seems to beat him down.
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15 Dec 2024
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Somehow, in spite of her sins, the universe—perhaps even Selûne herself—had seen fit to fill Shadowheart's loss of faith with something new. Something stronger. Something better. Karlach and Lae'zel.
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- Part 2 of to light the darkest roads
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Noa has been playing Dungeons & Dragons for practically her whole life. From behind the DM screen, she’s seen countless adventures and tragedies that have helped to shape the world of Faerûn.
How then, will she fare, when it is her hands that must do the shaping?
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A classic “woke up in the game one day” Fic with the main character waking up in the body of the Dark Urge on that fateful beach. Will be a Karlachmancer resist retelling, with eventual smut!