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Benson walks slowly, like he’s not about to drag Randy into the worst day of his life, like he’s not about to set off a chain of events which will lead to Benson lying still and bloody in a dirty parking lot.
Randy wants to vomit. It feels so real.
(Or: the Time Loop fic.)
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14 Dec 2024
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What Not To Do When Summoning A Demon by maniacalmole
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 May 2018
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Crowley finds himself summoned by a group of teenagers playing a school prank. Summoning demons can be dangerous, so he decides to teach them a lesson they won’t forget.
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21 Jun 2023
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things have gotten worse since the last time we spoke by pillbugged
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
30 Jul 2022
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He wants the anticipation of Guillermo’s lips coming so close to his again, the same way he wants the disappointment of Guillermo leaving him on his own for the rest of his eternal life.
He thinks it’s better than feeling whatever this is forever.
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30 Jul 2022
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"I never received a straight answer." by hemlockq
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes (1984 TV)
03 Feb 2021
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Victorian gaydar. That's it, that's the plot.
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27 Jun 2022
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this is what happens when you save earth, apparently by WerewolvesAreReal
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series
14 Nov 2020
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“So, why haven't you settled down with some lucky lady yet?” the interviewer asks.
Maybe it's the blinding set-lights, or the fact that he hasn't slept in thirty-five hours. But for some reason Kirk blurts, “Honestly, they all end up getting jealous of Spock.”- Language:
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05 Apr 2022
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Then Fall, Caesar by hemlockq
Fandoms: The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes (1970), Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
11 Feb 2021
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Holmes and Watson discuss the potential rumors surrounding their relationship;
A short script-style coming out/confession scene.Bookmarked by SebPitch
04 Apr 2022
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Admitting it won’t make Dean any more inconsolable than he already is, and he’ll never feel Cas’ absence any more or any less acutely than he does in this exact moment. “He’s gone,” Dean finally admits, because it seems like the only thing left to say.
When the terrible, swollen vacancy of the room offers no recourse, Sam says, “I know.”
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16 Mar 2022
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14 Mar 2022
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The house on Neibolt was standing again.
Bill was talking about going in alone. How?
“So does somebody want to say something?” Eddie asked, still breathing, still fucking breathing and alive and not dripping his Goddamn organs out of his chest.
“Richie said it the b-best when we were here last,” Bill said.
“Holy fuck.”
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05 Mar 2022
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Keeping House by orphan_account
Fandoms: Re-Animator (1985), Bride of Re-Animator (1989)
22 Jul 2016
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They're dead, Dan, Herbert told him when he convinced him to move to the mortuary. They're dead. It's not the dead Dan worries about.
Herbert West: (just possibly) human disaster.
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27 Feb 2022
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"“OK, Herbert, can you tell me whether you don't want to have a drink with me because you don't want to spend time with me or if you just don't want to drink something you don't like? Because I'm beginning to feel a bit dumb standing here.”
Herbert blinked. “No. It is very much the latter, I can tell you.”"
Dan wants to get to know his housemate better, and in the process their relationship changes in ways he could not have predicted.
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My dearest beloved,
It is with great relief that I finally write to you. I think it doubtful for my words to ever reach your ears, but spare me this chance to lend you a piece of my thoughts — and only a piece, for I must write with caution lest I be discovered.Neil, amidst his own internal emotional conflict, accidentally stumbles upon letters Todd had been writing in secret to an unknown recipient. Neil (an idiot) continues to intrude on Todd's privacy by reading each new letter in secret, continuously agitating over their purpose.
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24 Jan 2022
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There's something wretched about this by boom_slap
Fandoms: La casa de papel | Money Heist (TV)
11 May 2020
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When they met each other, they clicked like a cocked gun.
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- Part 1 of There's something wretched about this
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19 Dec 2021
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There is a story in which Andrés kisses Martín and leaves, walks out the door and never looks back.
But it is not this story.
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17 Dec 2021
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Berlín is alive, Río is captured and Palermo is indispensable (this time around).
I'm sorry but Palermo and Berlín are honestly assholes but also it's a tragic love story and I had to.
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16 Dec 2021
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if i die here tonight, i die in my sleep by arielmagicesi
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
30 Oct 2021
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“Fine!” Guillermo said, standing up. “Well, if you’re not going to help me, I’m going to find someone who will. There’s gotta be some sort of crew on this boat-”
“Oh, no, you don’t!” Nadja shouted, pushing him back down into the box. He yelped in surprise. “You are not alerting the crew to the fact that they have a chubby little stowaway-”
Guillermo stood back up, glaring at her. “Well, I’m getting back to shore somehow, so-”
“And how the fuck are you going to explain your presence on this boat to the humans up there?”
“I’ll figure something out! I have to!”
“No, you fucking don’t!”
“You don’t get it! Nandor is all alone-”
“Oh, I don’t get it? You think I don’t get it? You think I don’t get having a huge fucking idiot for a husband who does piss-brained stunts if he gets a bad feelings instead of talking about them? Because that is the very situation I am in right now!”
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Aka, speedrun of the emotional developments that I want from season 4. Ft. excessive romantic nonsense- Language:
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13 Dec 2021
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forgiveness. can you imagine? (request: "dan n herb,... just being happy in love and getting old together god bless")
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09 Nov 2021
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“Then there’s dry cleaning, which happens multiple times a week, because Laszlo insists on wearing white whenever he’s drinking, and there’s handwashing all the stuff that can be handwashed, and dusting and fertilizing and gardening and taxes--”
“Taxes?”
“Yes, master, taxes.”
“I was not aware of these taxes! We have dominion over our street!” Nandor waves his hands around. “And over Ashley Street. But that is not the point. Why do we pay taxes?”
“...Because we live in a house, master.”
Nandor growls. “But I ate the guy who owns this house. Now I own it. I don’t owe anything to anybody.”
Guillermo glances around for the non-existent cameras, helpless. “America doesn’t work that way, master.”
“Yeesh.” Nandor grimaces. “I miss the days when you could pillage a village and declare no taxes because you were the new people living in it.”
Guillermo...is pretty sure that’s not how the Ottoman Empire worked, either, but he lets it slide.
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Nandor asks Guillermo to braid his hair one night, inspired by the Pin-ter-est, and it somehow ends with Guillermo coming out as trans.Series
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we all bleed the same damned blood by readandwritesilver
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
05 Oct 2021
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The thing is that, logically, Guillermo knew there was no way he was the first-ever trans vampire. Creatures that have existed for centuries upon centuries, and some guy from The Bronx is the first one not to be cis? Please. He’s seen far too much shit to be that naive.
It’s just that all of that was hypothetical. Now, as he hovers in the kitchen window, watching Laszlo attend to his garden, the knowledge that one of these other vampires is currently wrestling with pruning shears and a topiary of his mother’s vagina some thirty feet away from him is a little overwhelming. -
But Not Too Not Familiar by howlikeagod
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), My Brother My Brother and Me (Podcast)
04 Aug 2020
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Eventually, and not entirely without inspiration from Colin Robinson, Guillermo gets really into podcasts.
What could a familiar possibly be doing on his computer, besides perusing vampire-themed questions on the Yahoo Answers service?
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01 Nov 2021