Slytheremm
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You're the One by Slytheremm for VintageCherry
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sesame Street (US TV)
27 Dec 2025
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“Tell me, baby – what is the purpose of a rubber duck?”
“Ngh, to have my bussy stuffed,” Ron panted.
“Good boy.”---
Ronald is down on his luck after Hermione learns of his...discrepancies. And then someone, or someones, come along and shake things up a bit.
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- Part 19 of Bussy Couture
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She wanted to experience every color of the rainbow, wanted to eat the cakes and treats she’d previously abstained from, wanted to enjoy the company of witches and wizards she’d been forced to ostracize in order to protect herself from the cruel hand of her father. But the stigma that still held tight over the heads of Slytherin witches and wizards remained steadfast, and Pansy was not yet strong enough to fight back – at least not for herself.
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Under the Influence by Slytheremm for malascientia (StaccatoSlytherin)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Dec 2025
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“Just do it.”
“Theo—”
“I can take it, I promise. I’m a big boy, all grown up with my own trust fund and lackadaisical schedule and everything.”
“Theo, it’s literally—"
“I—I know it’s big, but I can,” he gulped. “I can take it. I prepped at home so you wouldn’t have to. And, and I just. I just want you to know that even if I start crying, I w-want you to keep going.”
“Theodore—"
“I know it’s going to hurt, but what’s a little pleasure without pain?”
“THEODORE!”
“Y-yes?”
“Good gods, man. Have you no shame?”
“I’m done.”
“You’re—er, what?”
“I’m finished. The immunization? I gave it five minutes ago, before you started spiraling.”Series
- Part 18 of Bussy Couture
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Surprise !! by Slytheremm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer - All Media Types
07 Dec 2025
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Sirius brings home a little ✨surprise✨ for Remus just before Yule — it turns out to be a surprise for both of them.
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- Part 37 of Fests and Quests
- Part 17 of Bussy Couture
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Post-war finds Lucius Malfoy writing his wrongs with a very…creative 50 years of what is essentially “house arrest”. He only has one warden, and he stands at a whopping 3.5 feet tall.
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“Who’s your M.A.S.T.E.R. now, bitch?”
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Bussy Couture by Slytheremm
Fandom: Barney & Friends (TV 1992), Clifford the Big Red Dog (Cartoon 2000), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), Mickey Mouse Clubhouse (Cartoon 2006), Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer - All Media Types, Sesame Street (US TV), Shrek (Movies), The Lorax - Dr. Seuss, The Muppets - All Media Types
27 Dec 2025
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- 19
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Fests and Quests by Slytheremm
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer - All Media Types, Sesame Street (US TV)
07 Dec 2025
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Purple People Eaters by Slytheremm
Fandom: Barney & Friends (TV 1992), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sesame Street (US TV)
04 Oct 2025
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Heavily canon-compliant (but obviously fictional). Minho and Han have been best friends ever since they met in 2017. Minho, who has known he was gay since before he joined JYP, fell for Han instantly, but Han is still figuring himself out. The story starts in the end of 2021, during the prep for the Oddinary comeback. Han suddenly realizes that Minho is hot in a gay way. Heavy angst!!
Switches POVs between Han and Lee Know.
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Bookmarked by Slytheremm
04 Oct 2025
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Jisung’s mouth goes dry. He sinks back into the armchair, pulse hammering as the pieces start to fall into place. Why his sessions always seemed like they were dragging. Why his progress was always just out of reach. The subtle glances, the comments, the blurred lines that Jisung never quite understood—until now.
Minho had planned it all. Every session, every word, every moment of confusion. He’d built this.
Jisung swallows hard, dread sliding cold through his veins.
He never stood a chance, did he?
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- Part 1 of kinktober 2025
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Bookmarked by Slytheremm
02 Oct 2025
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Only one barrier seal remains intact and it would hold for twelve hours. Not a minute more. Sakura and Kakashi haven't spoken aloud what they both know. This is likely their last night alive.
But it's exactly where forever finds them.Bookmarked by Slytheremm
09 Sep 2025
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07 Sep 2025
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his own miserable, murderous soul by beckysbooktok for Slytherinked
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Sep 2025
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Several years of war has come and gone, and the Order of the Phoenix is losing any semblance of hope of winning until Voldemort offers an olive branch.
Three champions.
One Final Duel.
A Muggle game of Kiss, Fuck, Kill.
Harry is Dead. Ronald is Kissed. Hermione becomes the wife of Draco Malfoy in a snap decision made by the Dark Lord, himself.
The Order is underground. Ron takes things into his own hands.
What will Hermione choose when all the chips are down?
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Bookmarked by Slytheremm
31 Jul 2025