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    “What, like—when Cheetahs get emotional support dogs?” Tim still sounds groggy. “I’m your emotional support human?”

    “More like, ’bonded pair, do not separate.’” Kon mutters. “They want me to acclimate to my enclosure.”

    Or: Kon and Tim get kidnapped for display in an alien zoo. They only really wanted Kryptonians, but Kon manages to get the zookeepers to believe the human he came with is necessary for his general well-being.

    It only gets worse from there.

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    13 Dec 2025

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    Wayne Manor has stood almost as long as Gotham itself. From the outside, it looks like a haunted house: all dark stone and shadows with lives of their own.
    Every so often, someone “has to ask” about the rumors that the building is haunted. A nosy reporter. A drunken socialite. A paranormal YouTuber.
    Outwardly, Bruce Wayne laughs them off, dismissing the idea out of hand. It's not his secret to tell.
    The reality is that Wayne Manor is much warmer and more welcoming to those who reside there than it is to outsiders. Laughter echoes through the halls. Little faces peer out of the windows, waiting to welcome him home.
    That's not to say there are no ghosts.
    But they don't haunt the Manor.
    They make it a home.

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    Bruce somehow finds himself parenting some very traumatized ghost kids. And an equally traumatized living child. Sometimes family is a billionaire, a butler/dad, a gaggle of ghost children, a toddler assassin, and a weird, drunk, magic uncle.

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    30 Nov 2025

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    Kon is asleep, all of his homework finished for once and the farm quiet and peaceful around him, when Tim screams.

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    25 Oct 2025

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    They say that being severed from your daemon is a fate worse than death, but Tim’s doing just fine.

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    23 Oct 2025

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    When a teacher calls CPS, Tim finds himself at the center of a home inspection Wayne Manor is far from ready to pass. It won't be easy convincing CPS that Tim Drake is safe, wanted, and loved in the Wayne home. Not when everyone knows he's only useful as Robin.

    It's time for Tim to put on the performance of a lifetime, or risk being benched for good.

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    Tim's never felt more alive than wearing Jason's colors. He won't let them go that easy.

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    11 Oct 2025