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Stede pulls out one of his leather-bound journals, flicks through a few pages, runs his finger down the paper like he’s checking an index. “The last time I made you come myself was four weeks ago.”
“Sorry, do you keep a sex journal?”
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In which Ed has a habit of focusing too much on the destination and not enough on the journey, and Stede takes it upon himself to show him the error of his ways.
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27 Aug 2024
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Come to karaoke, Lucius had said. It’s a good crew of regulars, he’d said. It’s not officially a queer bar but it’s definitely a queer bar, he’d said.
One of my friends is one of the most beautiful men on the planet was definitely not one of the phrases he’d used to try and convince Stede to come. Might have achieved his desired outcome a little faster if that had been part of his proposal.
or: eight times Ed and Stede don't have sex after Friday Night Karaoke at Jackie'z, and one time they absolutely, definitely do.
or: karaoke sex chicken: the not quite musical
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31 Jul 2024
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While bartending at a friend's bar Ed finds himself with an armful of a very drunk, and very handsome, blonde man and decides the best option to just let him sleep it off. And if the babbling drunk guy is adorable as fuck and tells him he has pretty eyes and princess hair, well, that's just the topper on the cake.
Stede wakes up in a strange house, in a strange bed, and a note that simply begins with "DON'T PANIC." Which is a hell of a thing to tell newly out and divorced Stede Bonnet, who immediately does just that.
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Five times Stede panics and the one time he doesn't.
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29 Jun 2024
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“S-Stede…” Other Ed stutters out, staring at Ed… at himself. Staring at each other. “What is… oh what the fuck.” His expression turns incredulous. “What kinda magic shit is this?”
“M-magic?” Stede says, trembling, looking between the two of them. “Edward, do you know what’s happening here?”
“No,” both Ed’s answer, and Stede’s mouth shuts with a click.
Or: Ed washes ashore right outside an Inn. Inside, he finds a future he never knew he could wish for.
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27 Jun 2024
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Everyone knows the fucking rule, nobody better than Ed: you find a weird bell, you don’t ding the weird bell.
Guess how many times Ed’s dinged the weird bell anyway. Yeah, Ed always dings the weird bell, it’s like a fucking compulsion, he just can’t not. Brain sees a bell, brain goes, what would happen if I dinged that?
Dinging occurs. Shit happens.
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A 5+1 (or really a 1+5) in which innkeeper-era Ed and Stede discover a magic bell that can take them back in time to past moments in their relationship. They decide to seduce each other (and themselves) at different points to see if they can avert some of the pain they all went through. Things do not, of course, go as planned.
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- Part 5 of Claire's AUpril 2024 Fics
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08 Jun 2024
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#NeedforStede by WellSussed (drcfxtina) for Frawg_Spawn
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Apr 2024
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Stede’s hot, and his very queer audience has noticed. This is fine. It’s what Ed expected to see. He can relate, after all.
Ed should stop scrolling there.
He does not.
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Ed's in love with his best friend, Stede--and once he starts becoming famous, so is the entire internet, and Ed's hot and bothered about it.
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- Part 1 of #ThirstVerse
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05 Apr 2024
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Aziraphale's car breaks down so he takes it to the first mechanic he can find. From there, his mundane life changes drastically as he finds himself befriending the man fixing his car.
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26 Jan 2024
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Stede spreads his hands in front of him, and Louis and Alma both grin up at him. “Do you remember the stories I used to tell you about those fearsome pirates who lived out at sea? And, remember how I told you I went on adventures with Blackbeard? Well—”
“Mom already told us you married Blackbeard,” Alma cuts him off, taking— Well, taking the wind right out of his sails, as it were.
“Alma,” Mary hisses at her. “Don’t interrupt y—”
“No, no, that’s fine, it’s— It’s fine, really,” Stede says. “I was— I was, admittedly, a little excited to tell you, but— That’s fine, honestly, we—”
“No, no, do it anyway,” Mary encourages him.
or: louis, alma, mary, and doug spend four days and three nights aboard the revenge, stede's families become one, and his entire heart combusts in the process.Series
- Part 1 of what a wonderful world this would be
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06 Dec 2023
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For Kinktober 2023 Day 16: biting / beach sex / “look at you”
Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach are reunited, the former ready to woo his soulmate and the latter reticent to accept. Stede’s invited Ed to a quiet dinner on the beach in the hope of talking things through. He knows he will give Ed whatever space or time he needs.
But after falling asleep together, Ed has a nightmare.
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16 Oct 2023
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Heaven is calling by INeedABurnerAccountOkay
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Oct 2023
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The box is on his doorstep when he gets home. He kicks it inside as he opens the door, feeling too hollow to pick it up.
He slams the door shut and saunters directly to his bed, in which he proceeds to spend the next 3 weeks simultaneously sobbing, sleeping and staring helplessly at the ceiling.
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Or: Aziraphale has gone to Heaven, but he's not quite ready to stop talking to Crowley.
Angst with a happy ending - and eventual smut, because of course.
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12 Oct 2023