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John Sheppard from Stargate Atlantis has his head cocked, eyes wide, and is looking at the camera. Text on the photo says “So I’m a dork. What’s your point?”



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    Sometimes people give me prompts or ideas; this is a collection of them :)

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    In a universe where Pitch didn't go all drama queen and try to take over the world, Jack Frost became a Guardian rather quietly.

    This affects things.

    For example, Jack and his annoying neighbor somehow end up accidentally making a kid and raise it together.

    Pitch swears it's all because Jack is a little shit who doesn't have an ounce of maturity. Jack thinks that Pitch could stand to get out and live a little, or get laid, or something.

    Conall is just bored. And hungry. And also possibly the anti-Christ. It depends who you talk to.

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    In which much of canon and the Fourth Wall is ignored, everyone is either sassy or a BAMF, and there are no plot holes to speak of whatsoever (shut the fuck up it is too possible for Pandora to be a Horcrux).

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    Toothiana decides one night that after almost three centuries of absence in the field, it's time for her to get back out. This decision leads to her meeting the winter spirit Jack Frost, and the rest is history.

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    SG-13's as crazy as they come, with an energy drink-addicted CO, a ninja 2IC who is most definitely not a furry, and a slightly off-kilter civilian who is a former-ish Host. They love each other, they hate each other (though that's really just Feldin and Reece's never to be resolved sexual-ish tension that somehow kind of ends in a convoluted love polygon), but in the end they'll do what it takes to get the people they care about through everything.

    Also, there may or may not be a semi-sentient Ancient city who worships Evanescence and likes to spring Prophecies on people at the last minute, as well as a shape-shifter who has the worst sense of timing ever.

    Like I said, crazy.

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    11 Dec 2025

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    Isaac sends back the meme of the man pointing at the butterfly, only the butterfly is labeled the group chat and the text at the bottom reads is this therapy?

    Stiles sends back the it’s free real estate meme, unedited.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    In the morning, Stiles heads out into the forest wearing a red hoodie. Lydia follows.

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    He will not be the ANBU who let the jinchuuriki plummet to his death out a fourth story window. Let that be another ANBU’s legacy.

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    I don't need a parachute, baby, if I've got you.

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    06 Dec 2025