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John Sheppard from Stargate Atlantis has his head cocked, eyes wide, and is looking at the camera. Text on the photo says “So I’m a dork. What’s your point?”



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    Sometimes people give me prompts or ideas; this is a collection of them :)

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    In a universe where Pitch didn't go all drama queen and try to take over the world, Jack Frost became a Guardian rather quietly.

    This affects things.

    For example, Jack and his annoying neighbor somehow end up accidentally making a kid and raise it together.

    Pitch swears it's all because Jack is a little shit who doesn't have an ounce of maturity. Jack thinks that Pitch could stand to get out and live a little, or get laid, or something.

    Conall is just bored. And hungry. And also possibly the anti-Christ. It depends who you talk to.

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    In which much of canon and the Fourth Wall is ignored, everyone is either sassy or a BAMF, and there are no plot holes to speak of whatsoever (shut the fuck up it is too possible for Pandora to be a Horcrux).

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    Toothiana decides one night that after almost three centuries of absence in the field, it's time for her to get back out. This decision leads to her meeting the winter spirit Jack Frost, and the rest is history.

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    SG-13's as crazy as they come, with an energy drink-addicted CO, a ninja 2IC who is most definitely not a furry, and a slightly off-kilter civilian who is a former-ish Host. They love each other, they hate each other (though that's really just Feldin and Reece's never to be resolved sexual-ish tension that somehow kind of ends in a convoluted love polygon), but in the end they'll do what it takes to get the people they care about through everything.

    Also, there may or may not be a semi-sentient Ancient city who worships Evanescence and likes to spring Prophecies on people at the last minute, as well as a shape-shifter who has the worst sense of timing ever.

    Like I said, crazy.

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    Minato’s priorities have recently shifted.

    Because Kushina, Minato’s wild fire-lily, is pregnant.

    Minato is going to be a father.

    And that changes everything.

    Soon, in a little under a year, there is going to be someone in this world who is the perfect mix of him and his precious wife.

    Minato already loves them deeply, desperately.

    Obsessively.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    Peter never actually sees Ms. Potts much, but he’s vaguely aware that she’s been sick or something, and as a Friendly Neighborhood Stark Intern he feels like he should find out if she’s okay.

    He’s gotta admit he would not have put money on where he finds her: locked in what looks like a Hulk-proof glass cage in a sub-basement, with the Human Torch. There’s a Clue joke in this somewhere.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    He codes. He fiddles with Extremis more than he should, like he told Pepper and Rhodey he wouldn’t. He wants to make things better, make them right. He wants to be happy again, somehow. They agreed he would take time off from business, though, give him and Pepper time to heal into whatever they’re going to be next. This is their cocoon stage; they might make it into a butterfly.

    He realizes fiddling with how his brain can interact with information while he’s upset is maybe not the smartest thing, but he’s pretty sure a straight brain-wifi connection is still smarter than drinking himself into temporary amnesia. He’s a genius, after all, even if his self-preservation instincts wouldn’t be out of place on a lemming.
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    Tony uses extremis to try and make himself better. That is not what happens, at all.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    Not all mutants are powerful. Not all mutations are useful. Tony’s is, but he’s doing his damnedest not to let anyone know that.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    A series filled with Spider-Man's adventures in social media.

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    03 Mar 2026