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- 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed (22)
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- Umineko no Naku Koro ni | When the Seagulls Cry (2)
- Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types (2)
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An assortment of ficlets for various PokeSpe ships.
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Various Hetalia drabbles of whatever comes to mind, ranging from fluff to smut. Completed.
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Kozmotis Pitchiner was the Golden Army's greatest warrior, but he was also a father. While Pitch Black takes great advantage of the former fact, he is saddled with such dreadful feelings involving the latter. He's been able to suppress it for quite some time, since it would really be a Bad Idea for the Bogeyman to raise a child, much less father one, but it all changes when he meets a lonely winter spirit named Jack Frost. After all, who would make a better match for the Nightmare King than a Lady of Winter?
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A Wonderful World (Of Magic) by StargateNerd
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Torchwood
03 Feb 2020
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Arthur Kirkland gets roped into doing his civic duty and takes the position of History of Magic Professor at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle pursues a mysterious (and possibly immortal) adorable Canadian who haunts his dreams, sending said Canadian’s brother into a murderous rampage. Meanwhile, Francis Bonnefoy and Luna Lovegood play matchmaker, though not necessarily at the same time or for the same people. Chaos ensues. Oh, and by the way, the Dark Mark totally doesn’t look good in pink.
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Schismatic by StargateNerd
Fandoms: Meitantei Conan | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito
10 Feb 2018
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“Sometimes the simplest answer is the correct one.” Unfortunately, Occam's Razor rarely applies where the Detective of the East is concerned.
Edogawa Conan has a secret known to only one person. But after a startling event at a KID heist, his secret may not be so safe anymore, and he is left with few choices that will not lead to blood and death. What he didn’t expect was for someone who knows exactly what he’s going through to be there for him, to help him and to guide him through the darkness…
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Prompt Fics by StargateNerd
Fandom: Lupin III, Magic Kaito, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
20 Dec 2015
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Sometimes people give me prompts or ideas; this is a collection of them :)
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The Adventures of Jack and Pitch's Spawn by StargateNerd
Fandom: Frozen (2013), Rise of the Guardians (2012)
31 Mar 2015
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In a universe where Pitch didn't go all drama queen and try to take over the world, Jack Frost became a Guardian rather quietly.
This affects things.
For example, Jack and his annoying neighbor somehow end up accidentally making a kid and raise it together.
Pitch swears it's all because Jack is a little shit who doesn't have an ounce of maturity. Jack thinks that Pitch could stand to get out and live a little, or get laid, or something.
Conall is just bored. And hungry. And also possibly the anti-Christ. It depends who you talk to.
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SPLSHIMS by StargateNerd
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Magic Kaito, Meitantei Conan | Detective Conan | Case Closed, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
20 Jun 2015
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In which much of canon and the Fourth Wall is ignored, everyone is either sassy or a BAMF, and there are no plot holes to speak of whatsoever (shut the fuck up it is too possible for Pandora to be a Horcrux).
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Toothiana decides one night that after almost three centuries of absence in the field, it's time for her to get back out. This decision leads to her meeting the winter spirit Jack Frost, and the rest is history.
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SG-13's as crazy as they come, with an energy drink-addicted CO, a ninja 2IC who is most definitely not a furry, and a slightly off-kilter civilian who is a former-ish Host. They love each other, they hate each other (though that's really just Feldin and Reece's never to be resolved sexual-ish tension that somehow kind of ends in a convoluted love polygon), but in the end they'll do what it takes to get the people they care about through everything.
Also, there may or may not be a semi-sentient Ancient city who worships Evanescence and likes to spring Prophecies on people at the last minute, as well as a shape-shifter who has the worst sense of timing ever.
Like I said, crazy.
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King Arthur, Newly Crowned, Conqueror of Essetir, has been informed that he is out of touch with the common folk. In order for that to change he must take on a Common Consort for three years, a spouse that will help him keep the interest of his poorest subjects in mind. Unfortunately, he winds up with Merlin.
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Bookmarked by StargateNerd
28 Oct 2025
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"I don't think you understand," Merlin said as he started walking backwards, brows wrinkled in confusion. "I can rip your throat out with my teeth and drink your blood. Does that not bother you?" He asked. Arthur finally glanced up from the papers in his hand to look at him, pausing his steps altogether. Merlin waited.
"...Merlin, you fell over trying to put boots on." He said. Merlin grimaced, looking down at his feet.
"I hadn't realized you were supposed to wear them all the time." He muttered, uncertain what this had to do with the fact he could murder everyone within a ten mile radius. Arthur sighed. "And those are bold words from someone who can't dress himself!" He added indignantly. Another sigh. Humans did that a lot as it turned out.
"Merlin, that's your job."
"And I've taught you several times. It isn't that hard."
"No, I - " Arthur started and closed his eyes. "I don't have time for this."
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After living with demons for sixteen years, Merlin decides to explore his human side by venturing to Camelot. Also, he has a destiny to unite his species and bring magic back into Camelot, but he's not too worried about that.
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Bookmarked by StargateNerd
25 Oct 2025
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Arthur has a truth serum, Merlin lies more than he tells the truth. Who else would Arthur use it on?
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Bookmarked by StargateNerd
22 Oct 2025
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"Yes, I do it to aggravate you," says Arthur
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16 Oct 2025
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Merlin locks himself into a cell, sneaks out to defenestrate sorcerers and has magical parties to celebrate. Arthur takes a while to catch on.
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Bookmarked by StargateNerd
13 Oct 2025