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    Pete pursued soccer instead of music. He has a good long run in the game. Then in 2010, he meets this guy in a band.

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    02 Aug 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Pete works in his uncle’s photo shop. Patrick is just there to pick some family’s vacation photos.

    You know the drill, though - their fingers touch, and magic happens.

    No, really. Magic happens.

    More than ten years later, Pete appears at the doorstep of famous musician Patrick Stump, with the request of one last work for their magic. Just this one. What damage can it make?

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    30 Jul 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    Pete works in his uncle’s photo shop. Patrick is just there to pick some family’s vacation photos.

    You know the drill, though - their fingers touch, and magic happens.

    No, really. Magic happens.

    More than ten years later, Pete appears at the doorstep of famous musician Patrick Stump, with the request of one last work for their magic. Just this one. What damage can it make?

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    30 Jul 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    Based on this prompt: Pete fucks fem!Patrick in the bus bunks. Your choice on whether Pete is a girl too. Bonus points if they have to keep quiet.

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    They came up with a couple of rules, shit like "Don’t EVER quote OUR lyrics" (Pete breaks this one a lot just because he likes seeing Trix’s face turn red on stage when she sings them back) and "Don’t leave any visible marks" (Trix breaks this one a lot because it’s the least detrimental one to break and Pete can’t break a rule without any sort of consequence. And she’d admit to no one, but she’s just as possessive over Pete as Pete is possessive over her) and "Don’t initiate or continue ANYTHING on the bus when there are people around."

    And they’re breaking this one now.

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    30 Jun 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 46

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    Four in a Bed
    4.00pm Channel 4. 1/5.
    Four sets of B&B owners take turns to stay at each other's places as they compete to be crowned the best value B&B.

    OR: Unfortunately, Pete finds himself cornered into appearing on a televised Bed and Breakfast competition with his dad. Fortunately, one of his competitors is a hot piece of ass.

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    10 May 2021

  6. Public Bookmark 3

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    I'll find you. I promise you, I'll find you.

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    27 Apr 2021

  7. Public Bookmark *

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    Patrick Stump led a quiet life. Then a movie star walked into his record store.

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    05 Feb 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Blissful

  8. This has been deleted, sorry!

    24 Dec 2020

  9. Public Bookmark 45

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    In which Pete doesn't believe in Christmas Magic, and kinda neither does Patrick, but they manage to find it together.

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    24 Dec 2020

  10. Public Bookmark *

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    Gerard's not happy with his life, but that doesn't mean he's particularly thrilled when he wakes up dead. To add insult to injury, he finds out that instead of crossing over, he's been chosen to join the ranks of the grim reapers. Things get more complicated when he falls for one of the living, a waiter named Frank Iero. And just when everything finally seems to be falling into place, Frank's name shows up on the list of souls to be reaped. Loosely based on the TV show Dead Like Me.

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    03 Aug 2020

  11. Public Bookmark 57

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    MCR Clinic of Love. Companion fic to Wednesday Night Boys.

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    29 Jul 2020

  12. Public Bookmark 63

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    Gerard Way sunburns easily and talks too much and has mastered the art of creating paninis in the dining hall and eating them while running to class. He drinks iced coffee when it's below zero outside and carries crystals in his pockets party for comfort and partly because they weigh him down like an anchor that refuses to sink.

    Gerard Way finds himself in love during his sophomore year of university with a guy that he sometimes goes bowling with. This guy is named Frank Iero and runs a radio show after hours where he talks in a sexy rough voice about things that can get him into trouble if anyone bothers to listen. But Gerard listens.

    Gerard Way can do magic. Lightbulbs shatter when he gets excited and he can walk through a thunderstorm in dry clothes. Yet he's powerless when it comes to Frank, and the relationship he's seeking ends up looking close to impossible from where he's standing. But he's in love, and love is patient and kind and shattered glass, shit like that. Love is something he deserves.

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    09 Jul 2020

  13. Public Bookmark *

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    Frank is in high school, Gerard is in college, and neither of them is heading in the right direction.

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    09 May 2020

  14. Public Bookmark 86

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    It's like being with Lindsey has switched on some sort of current inside him, and when he gets up onstage it comes crackling out, lighting him up, sparking off the sweaty upturned glowing faces of all the kids out in the audience, and he couldn't shut it off if he tried. And Frankie is, well, Frankie, only turned up to eleven, somehow, flailing all over the place like a downed power line, leaving a trail of blissed-out destruction in his wake. And his face in Gerard's crotch.

     

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    07 May 2020

  15. Public Bookmark 86

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    Frank shouldn’t be watching. Shouldn't even still be here, should have maybe seen what is very clearly private times happening and, you know, left the way any sane and/or rational person would have done.

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    06 May 2020

  16. Public Bookmark 81

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    Twenty-six days, twelve characters, eight or ten storylines, four romances, three cities, two sets of rings, and a spare hot shag: a largely areligious advent calendar set in the same universe as and after "the sensation of falling as you just hit sleep" and "in deed accomplish our designs". (Now complete!)

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    06 Feb 2015

  17. Public Bookmark *

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    John Watson was already fighting demons when he and Sherlock met. With Sherlock's suicide, it all comes flooding back, forcing Sherlock to intervene before he's solved the persistent riddles of Jim Moriarty and his game. Together they find that something darker lurks behind Moriarty, forcing Sherlock, John, and Irene Adler into an even deadlier game with a much more dangerous foe. Begins six months after the events of The Reichenbach Fall.

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    13 Sep 2014

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    DI Lestrade said Sherlock Holmes was a great man, and one day, if they were very lucky, he might be a good one. John Watson is many things, but lucky isn't one of them.

    This is the story of how the impossible happens.

    ETA: (Available in chapters format here.)

    ETA: (COVER! fiorinda_chancellor made me a cover and I'm touched and honored. It's gorgeous.

    ETA: The fabulous and dedicated Miamam translated the series into Czech, which is a stupendous and generous undertaking that's been in the works for literally months. I'm humbled and so very, very grateful.

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    31 Aug 2014

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Reichenbach reunion. Heartbreaking for long stretches. Immensely satisfying in the end.

  19. Public Bookmark *

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    Sherlock is a street kid with a big drug problem, and John's run away from an abusive home life. When they meet each other in an alley one day, it's pretty much love at first sight. But the streets are rough, and Sherlock's never easy, and so there is much angst.

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    22 Aug 2014

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    When the youngest son of the aristocratic Holmes family is shipped off to sea in an attempt to cure him of his poor temper and bad manners, he fully expects to spend a long tedious voyage as miserable as ever. What he does not count on is having his heart stolen by the strapping young crewman, John Watson.

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    20 Aug 2014

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