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    Tommy Traitor au, along with protective Dream. Now canon diverginet.

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    “I mean, I was going to say acting all cuddly but, uh, yeah.” Barry eyed the aforementioned leech, who had plastered himself on top of Bruce, pinning both of them in place. He was doing his best impression of a giant German Shepard that still thought it was a lap dog, and Bruce refused to find the resemblance endearing. “That.”

    “Mmmhhphzffhmmm,” Clark smashed his nose against Bruce’s chest, grinning like an idiot. “Cozy.”

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    Bruce learns he has magic, literally no one is happy about this. Except Clark, but Clark is high of how how much Bruce loves him, so he doesn't count.

    Written for Day 6 of SuperBat Week: "This is why I hate magic."

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    19 Oct 2025

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    Mild-mannered junior reporter (and relatively recent superhero) Clark Kent gets his first big job all to himself. When the trail leads him to Gotham and the turf of his ally, and idol, Batman, Clark gets injured in the crossfire, unable to reveal his true identity. He's forced to recuperate at the mansion of Batman's apparent ally, infamous playboy Brucie Wayne. Bruce's kids seem determined to keep Clark in close proximity, thwarting his attempts to either return to his super persona or avoid Wayne's ridiculous flirting. But there's more to the case, and Wayne, than meets the eye.

    Batman doesn't rescue pretty reporters, that's Superman's schtick, but when a firefight forces Clark Kent of the Daily Planet to recuperate at Wayne Manor, Bruce will just have to manage. Juggling fatherhood and an overbearing public persona is bad enough, but fighting the investigative power of a journalist in his own home could bring down not only his secret identity, but his sons'. He's determined not to give in to the draw of big blue eyes, or, more embarrassingly, to his boys' meddling. And worst of all, no one can find Superman.

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    19 Oct 2025

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    “Congratulations, you just finished puberty.”
    Clark blinked. Then he blinked again. “What?”
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    Being forced to reexamine every aspect of his life because the unholy brainchild of Lex Luthor and Poison Ivy unlocked an entirely new section of his biology was not on Clark’s bucket list. Which was good, because Clark wasn’t going to do that. It wasn’t that big of a deal, really! He was fine, everything was fine, and things would go back to normal sooner or later. Honestly, things would already be pretty normal if it wasn’t for Clark’s newfound desire to maul his best friend.

    Bruce, meanwhile, has a bite on his neck, an unrequited crush, and hundreds of pages of Kryptonian documents that needed translating. Oh, and eight kids who are maybe a little too good at meddling.
    Everyone else is just along for the ride.

    Featuring: Copious blankets, platonic intimacy, the Justice League being surprisingly functional, sex pollen (now with 200% less sex!), Kansas typical repression, pillow forts, rebar, romantic intimacy, Batfam typical shenanigans, untranslatable words (coming to a dead alien language near you!), and the fictional concept of Omegaverse, which is also here for some reason.

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    16 Oct 2025

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    Maybe he doesn’t have a filter because of how tired he is, his mind too chemically addled to properly stop and think. Maybe he wants to keep an eye on Clark, make sure Superman heals and recovers fully, rather than have him shower here at the Hall and send him on his way. Maybe—

    Maybe he doesn’t want to be apart from him, and maybe he wants to take care of him, and maybe he wants to be taken care of by him, and maybe he’s just drained enough and just foolish enough and just good enough at making up excuses that this was going to be inevitable anyway.

    Whatever reason it is— whatever combination of reasons, most likely— the outcome is the same.

    “Come home with me,” Bruce offers.

    or: bruce and clark have been fighting monsters as batman and superman for over two days. they're hungry, filthy, and exhausted— so, bruce thinks it only makes sense to invite clark over to the manor to eat, take a bath together, and sleep.

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    15 Oct 2025

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    At the wise and all-knowing age of six years old, Bruce Wayne was certain of three things.

    1. His parents loved him.

    2. Alfred was the best.

    3. The manor was haunted.

    Or Bruce thinks he's being haunted, his family thinks he has an imaginary friend, and Clark just wishes his soulmate would believe he's real.

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    13 Oct 2025