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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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- 195,969
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- 21/21
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Bookmarked by Superdimples
01 Jan 2025
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Hermione is in her thirties when she starts having bizarre dreams. She can never remember them, but the one time she does recall her dream, it is only because she wakes up to find someone in her bed…someone that isn’t her husband…someone that died seventeen years ago. And he is very much alive.
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- English
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- 189,093
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- 24/24
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01 Jan 2025
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Non-accidental Time-Travel to fix it all up? Why not? But the question is HOW to do it.
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- English
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- 125,226
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- 23/23
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- 3
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Bookmarked by LilBeanSprout (Superdimples)
01 Jan 2025
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Five years after the second wizarding war came to a resounding close, the ministry narrowly pushes through legislation to enforce new couplings in the wake of a potentially reduced magical population. Meanwhile disgraced war hero Severus Snape is facing a bittersweet conclusion to his long delayed murder trial. In the wake of being 'selected' for matchmaking, can Hermione Granger change both their fates in a single, calculated blow?
Marriage law/fake relationship trope. Lots of magical shenanigans. Tension heavy now, smut heavy later. Fun Rickman references galore. Sev and Minerva are besties. Kingsley is tired. Ginny is very curious, Ron is jealous, and Luna knows too much.
Further tags/warnings will be added as they become relevant. Update schedule will typically be between Saturday and Tuesday, weekly or biweekly, varying on chapter length and personal availability. Sunday is typically the 'goal'.
- LAST UPDATED: 04/23/22 7:10pm CST
- Went on a bit of a Summer Hiatus, clearly. But will hopefully be back soon!- Language:
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- 198,520
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- 17/?
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Bookmarked by LilBeanSprout (Superdimples)
01 Jan 2025
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Snape has eschewed the wizarding world for almost two decades. He returns to find that the family name has continued on without him.
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- 18/18
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Bookmarked by Superdimples
01 Jan 2025
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The Marriage Law, once enacted, has the power to destroy Hermione's perfectly normal life. Luckily, she and Ron are already planning to obey the horrific law together as a team... Until a Malfoy-shaped wrench gets thrown into the works. Dramione.
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- English
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- 372,568
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- 83/?
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01 Jan 2025
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The silent girl that returned was not the same as the one who had left, any idiot could see that and Severus Snape was no idiot.
(Any NonCon is NOT SS/HG)
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- 179,980
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- 91/91
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01 Jan 2025
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And I Would Do It Again (Francesca) by mysticalpapaya
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Apr 2025
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Ever resourceful and fiercely loyal, Hermione Granger is fully committed to supporting her best friend in the battle against the looming forces of evil. Despite her determination, she is ensnared by a dark curse that has left her no choice but to live with a certain surly professor known for his cold demeanour and sharp tongue. As the two are thrust into a partnership driven by necessity, they must work together. Amidst their differences—her bright optimism and his cynical pragmatism—they gradually uncover each other's strengths and vulnerabilities. Each day brings a new challenge, and they must learn to rely on one another despite the walls they’ve built around themselves.
As the war reaches its fever pitch, the pressure mounts. The stakes are higher than ever, and as they confront overwhelming odds, what unforeseen transformations might occur between these two seemingly incompatible allies? Together, they might just discover the true meaning of companionship and loyalty at the most unexpected moments.- Language:
- English
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- 117,875
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- 40/40
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01 Jan 2025
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What's more difficult than dealing with one Severus Snape? Dealing with two of them.
After Hermione mysteriously stumbles across a teenage Severus Snape in the Room of Requirement, she finds herself seeking out the companionship of the troubled young man more and more.
Meanwhile, the very adult Professor Snape finds himself in far closer quarters than he would like with a girl he tried to forget about long ago.
A story about love, fate, and two people who just can't manage to escape either.
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- English
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- 100,015
- Chapters:
- 26/30
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- 864
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Bookmarked by Superdimples
01 Jan 2025
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Molly interferes, Ron is a twit but gets over it, Lucius is reformed (well, a bit), Draco grows up, Ginny is a good friend (apart from recommending the shoes), Harry is a hero, and Hermione has fun and spends a lot of time in a library. Snape, meanwhile, considers that he is getting his usual shit deal from fate, although to be fair, he never expected to find a family of his own.
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- English
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- 82,851
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- 16/16
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- 2
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01 Jan 2025
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Hermione Granger is an Unspeakable with the Department of Mysteries working exclusively within the Time Room. Her investigations into a group that worships the long dead Voldemort leads her back many years in the past.
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- English
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- 124,659
- Chapters:
- 42/42
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- 21
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01 Jan 2025
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After the war, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is in a financial bind. Special Ministry worker Hermione Granger is on site with a team of helpers, full of fundraising ideas, and it seems that Headmaster Snape objects to her very presence there. What prizes will be carried away by all those who embark on Miss Granger's madbrained Regency gamble?
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- English
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- 118,595
- Chapters:
- 22/22
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01 Jan 2025
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Hermione Granger and her best friends are spending their last summer holiday at Grimmauld Place, and beg for the Order for something useful to do. When they are presented with a list of chores, no one wants to help Professor Snape with brewing. Hermione draws the short straw and ends up being Snape's lab assistant. The collaboration of the two of them sets unexpected events into motion that will eventually change the wizarding world.
Hermione's POV.
The story focuses on the slowly growing relationship between Severus Snape and Hermione Granger, and follows them to her last year at Hogwarts. It is mixed with the adventure of horcrux hunting. While the relationship blossoms while they are still a student and teacher, Hermione is of age by the time anything happens between them (actually 19 because of the time she aged using a time turner).
If you do not like the pairing, please do not read.
Disclaimer: A student/teacher relationship in real life is never acceptable, there are absolutely no excuses to make it ok. This is a fiction made for light leisure reading, and in no way endorses such behaviour. Read at your own discretion.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 396,987
- Chapters:
- 76/?
- Collections:
- 13
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- 6,136
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01 Jan 2025
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There was this thing inside him, and it was an emotion, but it was thrashing and resisted him.
You are the one resisting. Snape cast the intruding voice so forcefully to the back of his mind he was surprised it didn't protest. But yes. Yes he had to resist it, because to feel like Hermione Granger was the sole person in the world who seemed to understand him - to want to understand him - to feel that and be even a little desiring of it, was unacceptable. Finally under the canopy of the trees at the edge of the forest, Snape turned his head towards the sky. The bare branches swayed gently, strangely gently given the ferocity of the wind.
Unacceptable
~*~When Hermione is inducted into the Order of the Phoenix at the beginning of her fifth year, she finds herself working closely beside her Portions Professor. As the prospect of a Wizarding war, the stress of her academic life, and straining friendships threaten to overwhelm her, the bond that forms between her and Severus Snape becomes her lifeline.
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- Part 1 of Magia Grisea
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 195,655
- Chapters:
- 35/35
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01 Jan 2025
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Hermione returns to Hogwarts as the new Charms Professor.
She’s determined to befriend Severus Snape, whether he likes it or not.- Language:
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- 19/19
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01 Jan 2025
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The Empress of all Maladies by AsIfYouCouldOutReadMe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jan 2026
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Draco Malfoy is dying. The leader of the world’s most lethal contingent of Death Eaters is running out of time and options.
For the ‘mad scientist’ of Voldemort’s court, Theodore Nott, the only solution is to experiment in ancient magic and enact a soul bond between his friend and the missing Golden Girl.
Hermione Granger has been in hiding since Harry Potter took his last breath during the Battle of Hogwarts. Five years later, betrayal will rip her from obscurity and challenge every notion she has on morality, friendship, and love.
The Dark Lord's spymaster, Blaise Zabini is a man broken by pain. But he’ll protect what he has left in this world with his life… and yours.
A Selfish Bond. A Long Fought War. A World Forever Changed.
Featuring a violently possessive soul bond, Hermione breaking bad, action & violence, horror, smut, healing, revenge, feminine rage, ensemble cast, and a smidgen of comedy. Dual POV. HEA "you're gonna suffer, but you're gonna be happy about it" vibes.
Part 1: Chapters 1-43
Part 2: WIPSeries
- Part 2 of The Empress Of All Maladies
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- English
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- 213,517
- Chapters:
- 57/?
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- 5
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- 1,565
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01 Jan 2025
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In theory, the task is simple: kill Draco Malfoy. In practice, putting a curse through the Dark Lord's favoured lieutenant will take everything Hermione has―especially since he's trying to kill her, too. Even more so when the lines between them start to blur. Sometimes, the only way out is through.
- Language:
- English
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- 263,110
- Chapters:
- 51/51
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- 10
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- 3,286
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01 Jan 2025
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In a world where Harry Potter has died and Voldemort has won, the Malfoys have positioned themselves at the top of wizarding society, but when a competing faction in Voldemort's ranks rises, Lucius Malfoy decides it's time to strike a bargain with those he has fought against.
And a marriage law that was meant to work against the Malfoys might be what keeps them in power...
- Language:
- English
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- 95,574
- Chapters:
- 36/36
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01 Jan 2025
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Draco is gifted a muggleborn girl - Hermione - for his sixth birthday. He adores her and they are soon inseparable. But life is changing fast, and Draco's future holds power and responsibility that he will have to reckon with.
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“There she is, darling. Go say hello.”
Narcissa nudged Draco gently. He tried to duck behind her skirts but she tutted and swept him forward to greet the little girl standing across the room.
Draco’s first thought was that the girl was very pretty. He didn’t want to stare or be weird, so he chanced glances at her out of the corner of his eye. She looked to be about his age or maybe a little younger, with dark, loosely curly hair and big serious eyes rimmed with wet-looking lashes. Her cheeks were pink like someone had just scrubbed her clean, and she was wearing a little blue dress with neat white lace on the sleeves and collar.
“This is Hermione,” his mother said. “We got her just for you. She’s going to be your new friend.”
- Language:
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- 43,540
- Chapters:
- 16/16
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- 6
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- 659
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01 Jan 2025
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These Selfish Vows by HeavenlyDew
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter - Fandom
08 Jun 2024
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The war should have ended years ago. It didn't. Instead, Hermione is captured and thrown into Azkaban, where she makes a dangerous bargain with a Death Eater in the cell next door:
She will answer one question a day and never lie.
Of course, all is not as it seems, and Hermione remains compromised by that bargain even after she escapes her prison cell. Obsessed with proving both her sanity and loyalty to the Order, she joins "The Knife"—a shadow unit tasked with hunting down Voldemort's favorite soldier . . . one with the damning ability to resurrect the dead.
But not until finding him does Hermione finally accept the answer she may have known all along.
The only person to capture her mind and heart fights on the opposite side of the war.
Draco Malfoy.
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- Part 1 of Dissonant Lifetimes
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 285,098
- Chapters:
- 88/88
- Collections:
- 9
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- 5,507
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Bookmarked by Superdimples
01 Jan 2025