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    All my submissions for Whumptober & Ai-Less Whumptober 2026, now featuring my favorite whumpee of all time, Coen of Laslea. 🧛‍♂️🩸⚔️

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    The vrakhiri overlords of Vale Sangora take an interest in Coen and his sweet, delicious blood.

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  1. Rec 5

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    When Isbrand had said kneel, Caeso Burrienus Laurentius had bruised his knees on the descent.

    It would be easier for everybody if the people of Vale Sangora had the same sense.

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    03 Oct 2026

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    Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”

    “I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”

    “Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”

    “Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.

    “♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.

    “What?”

    “Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Linguistics? In a phm fic? It's more likely than you think.

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    "You should have sex with other people," Q says once.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Yes yes yes <3<3<3

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    Jaskier finds himself in the halls of Kaer Morhen, home to the Warlord of the North. He didn’t expect to find the Warlord so attractive though.

    Jaskier figures his normal gambit of flowers and poetry won’t go down well with a witcher, which leads to the immortal question of how to court one. Geralt figures if he wants to catch Jaskier’s eye he needs to compete with the techniques of the fancy courts Jaskier is used to. Both end in much confusion and little success.

    Eskel, Lambert, Yennefer, and Ciri have a betting pool, and watch on in amusement.

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    Jaskier doesn’t actually know how much time has passed since the black-cloaked Nilfgaardians grab him after a performance in a shitty tavern in the backcountry of northern Kaedwen. He’d assumed--foolishly, apparently--that he was far enough north that any Nilfgaardian soldiers would be few and far between, likely just scouts or even deserters. It would have been hard to actually get any further north--the little backwater town where he’d been singing was just a day from the mountains. Anymore travel, and he’d find himself skirting the Trail up to Kaer Morhen, the Warlord’s Keep, and, well. He’s brazen, but not that brazen.

    (or: a wandering bard bites off more than he can chew with the political ballads, accidentally makes friends with a princess in exile, and finds the Warlord of the North in his debt.)

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