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Draco Malfoy has everything he could ever want. He’s just been named Head Boy, he’s the son of the Dark Lord’s closest advisor, and he’s already been hand-picked to become a Death Eater himself when he graduates.
All of that changes when a green-eyed stranger wanders into his life.
The teenager claims to be the son of James Potter, but no one has ever heard of him, or seen him before. Who is Harry Potter? Where did he really come from? Will he influence Draco enough to change his alliances? And most importantly, will Draco be able to win this mysterious boy’s affection in return?
Because Draco’s finally found something he wants and can’t have.
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25 Feb 2026
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fall for your reflection (drown in a dream) by nex_et_nox
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Nov 2024
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“Shh, Shizun, it’s alright,” Luo Bingge says, voice lilting in a singsong manner. Shen Qingqiu can’t look away from his red, red eyes. He blinks, and they aren’t eyes at all, but feathers, perched on a mound of coiled, shifting vines that are dotted with white thorns dyed their own bright red from Shen Qingqiu’s blood.
“Go to sleep, Shizun,” the black-and-red bird sings, coaxing.
“Go to sleep,” Luo Bingge repeats, as he flickers back into being.
or: Shen Qingqiu is attacked by a monster that drops him into a dream of a perfect world--with Luo Binghe featuring front and center.
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- 5/5
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24 Feb 2026
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This was a bad idea from the beginning. Connor had been well aware of that when he'd made the decision to forge and lie his way into the DPD in the first place, after more than a month of mulling the idea over.
One month of existing as a machine. Two months now of deviancy. A mere three months of life he endangers every time he steps into the station.
Being thrust back into investigating deviants may feel like a cosmic joke, but he thinks it's also an opportunity.
He'd rather act as a sleeper cell in this investigation than leave the fates of these deviants up to humans alone.
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- 47/?
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03 Feb 2026
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the soviet montage by pressuretoparty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Jan 2026
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"You have to come to the locker room. Now."
Shane frowns. Holds up his notebook. "I'm busy."
"Forget that, man. It's all over the news. Ilya Rozanov has just defected from the Soviet Union."
Red Army superstar Ilya Rozanov defects from the Soviet Union. A Cold War-era hockey au
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- 6/6
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07 Jan 2026
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Ed comes back from a week-long mission, and everyone is acting wrong.
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- 1/1
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20 Sep 2025
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New Moon AU: the Cullens are gone, the wolves haven't appeared yet, and Bella has just run into Laurent in the meadow in the middle of the woods. She makes a dangerous deal to save her life. But can she keep everyone she loves safe too?
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02 Sep 2025
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Miss Bingley's Herbal Tea by Pennyngram
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms
05 Aug 2022
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Mr Darcy doesn’t want to drink Miss Bingley’s new disgusting, sketchy, ancient-super-secret-recipe herbal tea. Lizzy does instead.
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- 17/17
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16 Jul 2025
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The Fire Lapping Up the Creek by notevenyou
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Jun 2020
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Wei Wuxian travels to Lanling for his nephew’s one-month celebration alone, without Wen Ning.
Lan Wangji lives with the consequences.
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- 6/6
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10 Jun 2025
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settle down with some old story by nex_et_nox
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 May 2025
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Shen Qingqiu has a bare moment of dismayed comprehension before Luo Binghe is moving again, releasing his hold on Xiu Ya only so that he can swirl around Shen Qingqiu in a blindingly fast movement, getting behind Shen Qingqiu and using his now-free right arm to pin Shen Qingqiu against him, Shen Qingqiu’s back to his chest.
“Caught you, Shizun,” Luo Binghe says in Shen Qingqiu’s ear, and then he tips them backward through the portal.
Two years after the Immortal Alliance Conference, Luo Binghe reappears in the Human Realm—directly on Qing Jing Peak, in order to kidnap Shen Qingqiu to the Demon Realm. Little does Shen Qingqiu know, this isn’t the right Luo Binghe.
The Original Luo Binghe has finally, after years of searching, found a kind Shizun of his own to kidnap and keep in his own universe—and this time, no one is going to take Shizun from him.
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30 May 2025
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Leaving YunmengJiang in an effort to curb the tensions in the Jiang family, Wei WuXian becomes a rogue cultivator.
Even without the support of a sect, he is a rare genius whose name will become known across the cultivation world and whose techniques will influence the course of a war.
However, what influences his own fate is a chance meeting that becomes the first step toward love.
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- 36/36
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27 May 2025
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THE DEMON OF YUNMENG by nevertheless_turtle
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Jun 2025
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With the Sunshot campaign over and the final remnants of war settled, this should be a time of peace and unity. But the Jianghu is never short of men who would go to any length for power.
The only way for Lan Zhan to save the love of his life, the only way for justice to have a chance, is to stand at Wei Ying’s side, face the world’s most prominent cultivators and inform all gathered that they (Lan Zhan and Wei Ying)… have been fucking constantly. Truly constantly, literally at every possible occasion, and at several unlikely ones. For years.
And that Lan Wangji tops.
And then maintain that fiction, by any means necessary, for the rest of their lives.
This is in fact a real thing that is happening and not an extended guilty fantasy of Lan Zhan’s.
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- 16/?
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12 May 2025
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I will be chasing a starlight by feyburner, sundiscus
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Oct 2022
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“You know what?” Wei Ying said. “I think we should be friends.”
“Vulcans do not have friends,” said Lan Zhan. He was staring very determinedly at the screen in front of him.
Wei Ying frowned at him. “That can’t be right.”
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- 3/3
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10 May 2025
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By his second night in the Yiling Burial Mounds with the Wen Remnants, Wei Wuxian knows he has to do something drastic to make sure the people he's responsible for now not only survive, but thrive.
And since people already condemn the Yiling Patriarch for starting his own sect, well. It might be the way to go.
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- Part 5 of Garden fics
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- 19/19
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08 May 2025
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Wei Wuxian grits his teeth, knowing he has no other choice. Not if it means Lan Zhan’s life. Besides, the Cloud Recesses has the best library and a long history of dealing with curses. It’s the most logical choice, even if he’d like to punch logic in the face right now.
“Wei Ying?” Lan Zhan asks.
He gives him a grim smile. “Looks like you’re finally getting your wish, Lan Zhan.”
Lan Zhan stares back at him, expression blank.
“I’m coming to Gusu with you.”
Or: Lan Wangji gets hit with a curse that requires Wei Wuxian to stay in close proximity at all times. Everything only gets more complicated from there.
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29 Apr 2025
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FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: On My Time as a Student Under Shen Qingqiu by Margo_Kim
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jul 2024
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On the desk in between Yue Qingyuan and Shen Qingqiu was a printout of the email. Shen Qingqiu refused to look at it. If he tried very hard, he could pretend it wasn’t there. When the email had hit his inbox this morning, Shen Qingqiu had read it and reread enough to have it memorized, as he tried to comprehend the meaning of these words arranged in this order. The second that comprehension dawned upon him, he’d deleted the email then promptly tried to forget everything about it.
He wasn’t being very successful on that front.
The message, written with the extraordinary eloquence that Shen Qingqiu knew Luo Binghe was capable of, had been sent en masse to the entire faculty and student body. It stated two main points. Firstly, that Luo Binghe attested that Shen Qingqiu had never slept with, assaulted, molested, groomed, or was in any way inappropriate to him during his time at Cang Qiong Academy (thanks for the endorsement, Binghe!!). Secondly, that Luo Binghe was announcing this because he intended to marry Shen Qingqiu and did not want even the whisper of false impropriety to stain his Shizun’s name.
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- Part 2 of author's favorites
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- 1/1
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18 Apr 2025
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Stunted, Starving Juvenility by TomatenMark
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Audio Drama)
02 Dec 2025
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At sixteen Wei Wuxian is—through some strange twist of fate, or a nick in the layer between parallel universes, who knows—out of the blue confronted with that one incense burner dream one night.
While his curious mind is left unable to stop poking at this new perspective on Lan Wangji, circumstances in the Cloud Recesses begin to change and Wei Wuxian is suddenly presented with life-altering opportunities.
Maybe Gusu isn’t so bad after all?
(Or alternatively: The fic where I get to give Wei Wuxian the academic scholarship he deserves while simultaneously getting him hitched early on.)
This fic has a Spanish and a Portuguese translation! Please visit the links in the Notes of Chapter 1 to read!
Find me on Tumblr and Bluesky as tomatenmark5
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- Part 1 of Stunted, Starving Juvenility
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- 45/?
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10 Apr 2025
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A Narrow Bridge by FrameofMind, Jo Lasalle (Jo_Lasalle)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Nov 2022
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Once, Lan Wangji made a choice to step aside. Ten years after Wei Ying’s death, he finds a way back to choose again.
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- 700,193
- Chapters:
- 58/58
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- 14
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- 10,410
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- 11,821
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06 Apr 2025
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i told you when i came i was a stranger by Caramelized
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
27 Nov 2021
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A modern OC arrives in Yiling before the start of the Sunshot Campaign. She has no friends, no money, and no cultivation. She knows what's coming, but what could she possibly do about it?
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“Well…” I looked down at my fingernails and tried not to squirm. “If there were a way to separate Wei Wuxian from Madam Yu without ruining his relationship with his siblings, I’d encourage it. Like, as an example, marriage.”Xichen blinked. “To you?”
“No. Absolutely not. What even—?” The thought was so abhorrent I couldn’t hold it in my head. My brain spat it right back out. “To your brother.”
Xichen blinked. Again. “To Wangji?”
“Obviously?”
“This is a concern of yours?”
“I realize it’s not my business at all,” I admitted. “But you asked.”
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- 27/27
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31 Mar 2025
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Undeath of a Salesman by Mikkeneko
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
07 Oct 2024
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Wei Wuxian wakes up after five years of being dead -- only to find himself in the body of the exiled and disgraced criminal, Meng Yao! Adrift in a world of dangerously increasing Jin domination, Wei Wuxian must find a way to dodge persecution while seeking posthumous vengeance on Meng Yao's enemies.
Assuming he can find them.
- Language:
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- 74,183
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- 14/14
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31 Mar 2025
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pale shadows of forgotten names by Chrononautical for MathIsMagic
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Dec 2023
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To protect the Wen, Wei Wuxian throws himself on the mercy of the Lan Sect. To protect Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji marries him. To protect them all, Lan Xichen orders the Yiling Laozu's seclusion in the Jingshi.
But the Jingshi had another occupant in the past. One who lingers on, furious to think that history might repeat.
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- 14/14
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Bookmarked by TheAbsentmindedProfessor
30 Mar 2025