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In a world where the first words your soulmate will say to you appear on your left wrist at your tenth birthday, Peter gets the short end of the stick.
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21 Mar 2026
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what kind of man (loves like this) by cicadas
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 Aug 2024
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"I'm serious, Wade," Peter tries again, "Get off."
"I think I will, actually," Wade says, "You're gonna help me with that."
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20 Mar 2026
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Sometimes, Peter just wants things to be quiet.
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- Part 1 of ain’t you my baby?
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20 Mar 2026
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Lights Off by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
25 Nov 2025
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Desperate for relief from a brutal heat cycle, Omega!Peter checks into a heat clinic for an anonymous encounter with an Alpha– no lights, no names, no strings attached.
Alpha!Wade signed up for the heat clinic as a last ditch effort to ease his touch starved loneliness, but with his skin damaged and scent twisted by mutation, he never truly expected an Omega to pick his profile.
An unexpected request for a no names, lights off, quick and basic encounter seems perfect for the insecure Alpha—
–right up until he scent matches ‘mate’ on the anonymous Omega in the pitch black room.
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“I don’t need your name.” the Omega whispered in the dark room. “I just need you to be nice to me for a little bit, will you be nice to me?”
“Yeah Omega, I’ll be nice to you.” Wade swallowed the roar of ‘claim’ in his soul and reached for the Omega’s hand, “Sweet pretty thing, baby boy, will you c’mere?”
“Say it again.” The Omega curled into the Alpha’s arms with a quiet purr. “Please?”
Wade pressed close and rumbled, “Baby boy… I’ve got you.”
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19 Mar 2026
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three's a crowd by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 Nov 2025
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“I know it’s a little late for this, but I was thinking we should be exclusive,” Deadpool growls, halfway through the window with his gun out and pointed at the mound of comforter between Peter’s legs.
“What the fuck,” Peter gasps. His thighs clench around Wade – it is Wade, isn’t in? – more because his entire body seems to be clamming up in shock than because he’s that desperate for an ill-timed orgasm. It really isn’t helping that Wade’s still going at it.
“What the fuck is right,” Deadpool says. He cocks his gun. “This motherfucker has ‘til the count of three before I blow his brains out.”
Or: Deadpool gets cut in half, resulting in two Deadpools. A threesome ensues.
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- Part 7 of trans!peter fics
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18 Mar 2026
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symphony by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Dec 2025
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Just when everything finally seems to be going his way, Peter Parker's life takes a turn for the worse. In the span of two weeks, he accidentally creates a new supervillain, pisses off his best friend, loses his job, and gets stabbed in the back — literally. But that's just Parker luck, right?
Or: Everything that can go wrong, does. But at least Deadpool's finally back in town.
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17 Mar 2026
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time after time by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
14 Jan 2026
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“Please,” Peter says, followed by a sentence he never expected to come out of his mouth. “I’ll do anything.”
Deadpool stills. Peter didn’t even realize he was moving — swaying, shifting, breathing — until he stopped. “Anything?”
Or: Spider-Man needs a favor. In return, he offers to have sex with Deadpool once a week for an entire year. Any time, any place.
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17 Mar 2026
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no light, no light by cicadas
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Sep 2024
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Peter tells Wade what to do. It’s casual until it’s not.
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09 Feb 2026
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take a bite by thistleraven
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
10 Aug 2025
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Based on noxi_lumi's Hunting!Spider AU
To save his universe from a synthetic drug made from his venom, Peter exiles himself to a new universe to give everyone he loves a fresh start. After a month of trying to get used to a new New York that's ever so slightly different, he ends up finding his footing: bartending at Sister Margaret's on the dayshift, and picking up the reins of Spider-Man at night.
Wade gets back from a job to find that there's a new annoying baby hero in town that's messing up his shit (boo!) and that the new bartender at Sister Margaret's is the hottest, funniest, most adorable hunk Wade ever did propose marriage to immediately.
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07 Feb 2026
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love and war by periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Oct 2022
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“I think step one here’s just cutting the web,” offers Peter disaffectedly from a foldout chair a good fifty feet away, with a leg crossed over his lap. I do mean Peter, by the way. He showed up in his civvies. Like he expects to just sit around and watch me struggle. He’s not even watching me. He’s playing Tetris on a GameBoy Advance.
“You know, most villains don’t give me loading-screen tips on how to escape their traps."
He affords me a single glance over the top of his glasses, cool and indifferent. "They're worried you’ll do it.”
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- Part 3 of gunpowder trilogy
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04 Feb 2026
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Jack Frost Can Suck It by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Oct 2025
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Harry and Draco convince me to screw the prompts and just write them fucking.
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11 Jan 2026
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The Most Splendid Thing by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill) for katastasis
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Dec 2024
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Star Quidditch rivals Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter become accidentally bonded. They still hate each other, but now it’s untenable to leave each other’s sides—and my, but it feels oh so good to touch. They’re either going to murder one another, or fall in love.
OR: A story in which Draco finally allows himself happiness, and Harry finally learns that he deserves to be whole.
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11 Jan 2026
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"I can't ask it of you," Draco says, quick and awkward, "I just thought you should know, I thought you needed to know, but none of this is your fault."
"I'll do it," says Harry, unthinkingly. "Of course I'll do it."
Underneath it all, the truth is that Harry isn't actually being selfless or altruistic in any of this.
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08 Jan 2026
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"As the senior housemate and the more experienced adult, I've decided something. Potter, you absolutely need to get your shit together by the time you turn thirty."
Harry cut a disbelieving look at Draco: curry stain, ragged joggers, unfortunately sexual t-shirt slogan. He glanced down at himself: work trousers and plain white oxford, unbuttoned at the throat. It was a boring office drone's get-up but hardly a sign of Harry being any kind of broom-wreck. "I do?" he asked.
A somewhat belated birthday fic to celebrate our favourite pain in the arse, Draco Malfoy.
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08 Jan 2026
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Eight o’clock, tomorrow evening by fluxweed for laughingd0g
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2021
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“I wanted to say—I don’t want to see you at ten o’clock on Tuesday—”
“Yes, actually, you were quite clear—”
“—but I’d like to see you at eight o’clock tomorrow evening.”
Malfoy’s face was abruptly carefully, professionally blank.
“What?” he said eventually.
“For dinner,” Harry clarified. “Somewhere that isn’t the bloody Leaky Cauldron. If you’re free.”
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- Part 2 of The Four Doors
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22 Dec 2025
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"Your tiny dragon arsehole is inside my mug," Harry says in Parseltongue. "Inside my favourite mug, Draco. Your arsehole."
In which Draco takes a bath midday on a Wednesday.
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- Part 10 of Dragon!Draco
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19 Dec 2025
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I've Got a Beautiful Feeling (Everything's Going My Way) by toomuchplor
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Nov 2023
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“I’ve got such a boner,” Harry says, voice scratchy, just slitting his eyes open now, turning his head on his pillow to face Draco.
“Oh, lovely, good morning to you, too,” Draco says.
This is absolutely unapologetic explicit filth but it's also absolutely unapologetic as a representation of been-married-a-while sex. That's got to be somebody's specific kink, right? If that's you, enjoy.
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19 Dec 2025
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time and too much don't belong together by toomuchplor
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 May 2022
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“You think a little thing like hating each other would stand in the way of having sex?” Malfoy says, scoffing.
A Malfoy family heirloom gets triggered in a raid, binding Draco Malfoy to Ron Weasley; neither of them is too chuffed about this.
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19 Dec 2025
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At the Ministry staff summer party, Draco, feeling particularly vindictive, decides to test out a rather potent flirtation Hex on his office archnemesis, Cormac McLaggen. Unfortunately for everyone involved, Harry Potter stumbles in on the scene and gets hit with it instead.
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19 Dec 2025