TheConMan



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Let’s say you’ve been asleep for a hundred years and when you wake up you’ve lost all your memories, but you defeat the big bad monster like you’ve been told to, because a girl told you to, and because you were in love with her. And after defeating the big bad monster she comes back, only she’s not the person she was a hundred years ago. And you’re not the person you were a hundred years ago. And yet every time you look at her, your chest hurts so bad you think you might be dying.”

    He looks up from his breadstick. “Am I dying?”

    “No,” Beedle says. “I think you’re stupid.”

    All roads lead to Hateno.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,241
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    260
    Kudos:
    2,154
    Bookmarks:
    738
    Hits:
    31,985

    31 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    AU where the puppet shogun develops autonomy and runs away with Scaramouche. 4-part series (4th part WIP and has not started posting yet)

    Words:
    129,090
    Works:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    206

    28 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Forgotten by time, Faruzan finds herself devoid of the life she had, carrying years of solitude.

    Forgotten by the world, a lone Wanderer decides to try and give back what he stole.

    After Faruzan manages to escape her desert prison, a Wanderer stumbles upon her and decides to escort her back to Sumeru City. Mistaking his intentions for goodwill, Faruzan doesn't notice the guilt on his shoulders. Even after a hundred years, not everyone forgot about her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    111,866
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    629
    Kudos:
    1,337
    Bookmarks:
    213
    Hits:
    34,059

    04 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    In which Venti, Zhongli, and Nahida signed a joke contract centuries ago that might be less of a joke now…

    In which Nahida was forcibly imprisoned, didn’t know she was halting the dreams of the Sumeru people, and broke out to find Venti—in the hope that their contract is still valid.

    In which no one but Diluc and Jean knew about the whole Archon thing, and Kaeya may have a problem with this. Rosaria too, but she's quieter about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    137,072
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    625
    Kudos:
    3,238
    Bookmarks:
    1,019
    Hits:
    61,997

    03 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Come on, Ren-kun,” Yukari nudges Ren as he slumps. “I dove into being Pink Argus with little experience myself, and I haven’t regretted it since. Maybe you’ll feel the same.”

    Ren thinks about it. His life really couldn’t and shouldn’t revolve completely around the shadow world, he supposes. And he’s not obligated to do any more than this if acting doesn’t agree with him after all.

    Ann’s going to freak. Futaba is going to lose her shit.

    “You remember the Phantom Thieves of Hearts business a few years back?” The director asks. “It won’t be a complete one to one, but I do have to admit that this series’ plot is loosely based on it.”

    Okay, now that’s just unfair. Now Ren has to take the role.

    So that’s how Ren becomes a Featherman Ranger.

    Or, Amamiya Ren becomes a Featherman actor, bases his character off Akechi, and the real Akechi Goro disastrously simps from afar.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,949
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    614
    Kudos:
    2,959
    Bookmarks:
    999
    Hits:
    35,527

    17 Jun 2025