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    Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader crash land on a planet that shouldn't have existed.

    Luke can't escape Vader and survive the planet at the same time.

    Darth Vader can't capture Luke and fight off the innumerable threats the planet sends his way.

    They might have to work together instead.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    A long time ago in a galaxy, far, far away—no, even farther than that—a series of insignificant events affects everyone in massive ways no one could have foreseen: not even either of the two remaining people who can see the future. A messiah's prophecy is fulfilled. A family is reunited. A democracy is restored. None of it is easy, and none of it is perfect, but it's a start.

    In other words: Anakin Skywalker just wants to be able to look his daughter in the eye. So, since there's no one else around who can give him a kick in the pants, he does so himself; and with great reluctance (and even more grumbling), he sets about fixing the galaxy he played a large role in screwing up.

    (Updates Monday, Wednesday, and Friday until further notice.)

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    13 Jun 2026

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    As the Council sits down on Naboo to consider the newly-knighted Obi-Wan Kenobi's request to take young Anakin Skywalker as his padawan, they're informed of what transpired on Tatooine – and that Anakin used to be a slave. Mace Windu goes to interview the young child to confirm this, and gets rather more than he signed up for.

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    28 May 2026

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    Captain Piett knows a man like him won’t have a grand career in the Imperial Navy, a nobody from an Outer Rim backwater who listens to his favorite engineering textbook to fall asleep and who can’t take the elevators on the Death Star without retching. It’s alright, he tells himself. Lack of ambition keeps you alive. And then he witnesses Darth Vader kill Grand Moff Tarkin.

    Inspired by lautdalam’s bang the war-drums series. While torturing Leia aboard the Death Star Vader realizes she’s his daughter. From there, things slowly but surely spiral out of his control.

    Warnings are at the end of Ch1.

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    • Part 1 of SW
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    21 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 61

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    After Rivendell is conquered in a surprise attack, Scott is captured and sold into slavery. He winds up in Pixandria at the mercy of the Copper King. Pix is an honest, just, and upright man with only one real vice: sadism. Lucky for both of them, Scott finds that he doesn't really mind.

    Also, there's so much conlanging. Like, this fic is half language porn and half just regular porn.

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    08 Dec 2022