20 Bookmarks by TheHellAccount

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    Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader crash land on a planet that shouldn't have existed.

    Luke can't escape Vader and survive the planet at the same time.

    Darth Vader can't capture Luke and fight off the innumerable threats the planet sends his way.

    They might have to work together instead.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    A long time ago in a galaxy, far, far away—no, even farther than that—a series of insignificant events affects everyone in massive ways no one could have foreseen: not even either of the two remaining people who can see the future. A messiah's prophecy is fulfilled. A family is reunited. A democracy is restored. None of it is easy, and none of it is perfect, but it's a start.

    In other words: Anakin Skywalker just wants to be able to look his daughter in the eye. So, since there's no one else around who can give him a kick in the pants, he does so himself; and with great reluctance (and even more grumbling), he sets about fixing the galaxy he played a large role in screwing up.

    (Updates Monday, Wednesday, and Friday until further notice.)

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    45/45
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    13 Jun 2026

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    As the Council sits down on Naboo to consider the newly-knighted Obi-Wan Kenobi's request to take young Anakin Skywalker as his padawan, they're informed of what transpired on Tatooine – and that Anakin used to be a slave. Mace Windu goes to interview the young child to confirm this, and gets rather more than he signed up for.

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    28 May 2026

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    Captain Piett knows a man like him won’t have a grand career in the Imperial Navy, a nobody from an Outer Rim backwater who listens to his favorite engineering textbook to fall asleep and who can’t take the elevators on the Death Star without retching. It’s alright, he tells himself. Lack of ambition keeps you alive. And then he witnesses Darth Vader kill Grand Moff Tarkin.

    Inspired by lautdalam’s bang the war-drums series. While torturing Leia aboard the Death Star Vader realizes she’s his daughter. From there, things slowly but surely spiral out of his control.

    Warnings are at the end of Ch1.

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    • Part 1 of SW
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    21 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 61

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    After Rivendell is conquered in a surprise attack, Scott is captured and sold into slavery. He winds up in Pixandria at the mercy of the Copper King. Pix is an honest, just, and upright man with only one real vice: sadism. Lucky for both of them, Scott finds that he doesn't really mind.

    Also, there's so much conlanging. Like, this fic is half language porn and half just regular porn.

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    15/?
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    08 Dec 2022

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    Twenty years ago, the Warlord of the North came down out of the mountains and slew the king of Kaedwen, taking crown and kingdom for his own. Everyone expected him to be overthrown almost immediately, but he has only grown ever more secure in his position. Finally, the other countries around Kaedwen have begun to negotiate with him as they would any other king.

    To seal the new treaty between Redania and the Warlord, Lady Milena de Roggeven, third daughter of the Duke of Roggeven, has been sent to marry whichever of the Warlord’s men he chooses.

    Milena is starkly terrified of everything about her new husband; every rumor she has ever heard about the barbarians of the north seems worse than the last, and Lambert clearly despises the very thought of marriage.

    Lambert of the Wolves is still grieving his lost lover, dead more than three years now. The last thing he wants is to be married off to a terrified stranger, and he can’t imagine why Geralt and Eskel think he of all people is suited to a diplomatic marriage.

    And neither of them suspects the treachery that lies behind the treaty which binds them together.

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    Chapters:
    38/38
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    02 Sep 2022

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    "There is no such thing," Dream paces the cell, "as a Blood God."

    This doesn’t even get Techno to look over at him, "Whadya mean, you're looking right at his best golden boy."

     

    or: Dream tries to get to the bottom of Techno's origins and immortality, and finds himself falling just a bit in love along the way.

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    16 Feb 2022

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    i wake up in some alley on a wholly other plane / can't remember who i am or how to get back to the base
     --
    Or: a perfectly normal (if somewhat chilly) van ride on the way to Season 8 of Hermitcraft. Everything should be fine.

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    22 Aug 2021

  9. Public Bookmark 60

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    Kacchan’s hands tangle in Izuku’s wavy hair, tugging down fiercely and forcing him to kneel. Izuku finds himself facing Kacchan’s boxers, his nose an inch away from the crotch. He sucks in a shaky breath as Kacchan yanks the boxers down, and looks away.
    He can’t. He shouldn’t. “Wha- what are you doing?”
    A hand on his nape forces his face back to the blonde pubes, heating up alarmingly.
    “Open your mouth and suck it. And don’t even think about sticking anything inside or I’ll blow your face off.”
    ~~~
    Trans Katsuki thinks he's finally going to make Izuku stop ogling him when he forces him to his knees, makes him suck his fat t dick and show him who's really the man between them.
    The joke is on him, cause Izuku actually had feelings for him ever since they were kids.

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    02 Mar 2021

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    Well, in a day of revelations, it turns out that Izuku isn't as vanilla as Katsuki previously thought. Unfortunately, that fascinating discovery is overshadowed by Izuku's dumbassery, because he has zero concept of aftercare.

    "Don't go to anyone else," Katsuki says, because screw it. He can do a better job anyways.

     

    Or; Katsuki finds Izuku on a bad drop.

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    22 Oct 2020

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    Katsuki always spent his ruts alone in his family cabin out by the mountains deep within the woods.

    Then he found a body covered in blood and snow, and it's far more alive than he first realized.

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    02 Mar 2020

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    Every night is pretty much the same. It’s heading home after work, making dinner and eating half of it while his computer boots up. The rest of the night is spent watching Kacchan perform his cam show.

    One day, Izuku decides it's not enough to watch through a screen.

    [Bakugo Katsuki becomes very well acquainted with his stalker's basement as the years drag by.]

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    Chapters:
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    10 Oct 2018

  13. Public Bookmark 42

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    Izuku is tasked with taking care of a Meatball Kacchan. Izuku, however, is curious about how exactly the Meatball quirk works, and goes a little bit too far with his thorough inspection.

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    19 Aug 2018

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    "Hi Kacchan, how was your day at work?"

    “YOU FUCKING PUNCHED ME THROUGH A BUILDING! THAT WAS MY DAY AT WORK!”

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    1/1
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    26 Jun 2018

  15. Public Bookmark 36

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    Six tries, six clicks, who knows which one will make Bakugo go Boom.

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    26 Jun 2018

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    And, he thinks, it’s probably not even love. It’s likely just some twisted infatuation that he’s developed, his happiness a pavlovian response to Izuku’s tears. Maybe it’s because he is a sadist like Kirishima said.

    Maybe he’s just a little fucked up.

    “I’ll take that as a yes. That’s a strange kink, Kacchan, but I’d let you make me cry.” Izuku rocks back on his heels and tries to get Katsuki to meet his eye. “If you wanted. Do you want to?”

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    17 Jun 2018

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    “It’s just not manly to leave your bro like this, after knowing he can’t do anything about it, you know?” Kirishima blabbers some kind of bullshit excuse, and the worst part is that it looks like he’s totally convinced of it. “It’s just a— handjob,” he stumbles over the word, the weight of what he’s proposing hitting him all at once, but he doesn’t stop. “—but if you're not into it we can pretend I didn't just say that.”

    Bakugou has to restrain himself from saying that he’s very much into it. Like, a lot, really.

    a.k.a Kirishima learns the reason behind Bakugou's grumpiest days, and he offers to help because that's what best bros do.

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    1/1
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    266
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    30 May 2018

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    "Y-You must have a f-fetish," Kirishima stammered as the cop rolled his hips into him, and then yelped as his hand quickly came down on his left cheek. "You really don't know when to shut the fuck up, do you, shitty-hair?"

    "B-bad, h-habit..." Kirishima arches his back, the hand cupping him below now wrapping around his shaft and stroking slow.

    "We're gonna have to fix that then, hmm?"

    Bakugou catches a redhead while on his night shift. Slowly, his night goes from boring to interesting.

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    31 May 2018

  19. Public Bookmark 2

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    "Si no puedo ser un héroe, ¿por qué otros deberían serlo?" Un oneshot sobre cómo Midoriya se convirtió en villano. Tiene OOC y menciona la muerte de algunos personajes.

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    Español
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    3,814
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
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    32
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    16 Apr 2018

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    Midoriya loses his memory to a villain's quirk in senior year and re-meets his classmates for the first time. With 20x the confidence, he takes absolutely 0% of Bakugo's shit, and pushes back when Bakugo tries to push him around.

    Bakugo likes it.

    Uraraka/Asui is the side pairing.

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    English
    Words:
    30,875
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Collections:
    22
    Comments:
    699
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    12,478
    Bookmarks:
    2,026
    Hits:
    219,704

    12 Apr 2018

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