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    After two years of murder attempts and terrible summers, ominous letters from the Ministry and adults who act like they care but never actually do anything, Harry decides to grab the basilisk by the horns. In the few weeks he has before school begins, Harry learns more about himself, his family, and his role in the magical world. When third year starts, he just hopes he's ready.

    [A canon retelling starting in PoA through DH, with a Harry that's just a bit more perceptive, a Sirius with changed priorities, and a caring Theo]

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    11 Apr 2026

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    When Patterns Are Broken

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    07 Apr 2026

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    The problem with dismissing and at best barely tolerating squibs and muggleborns is that the wizarding world never realized that every muggleborn has at least one squib ancestor in the last two generations or that these squibs still carry the family magic they are unable to wield. The totems are sought out either during a ritual at age seven or during extensive meditation. Usually, because of the nature of children, they never focus enough on these totems to befriend them and for them to claim them in return.

    There are sometimes though when a child has nothing but time to spend. One such time occurs when Harry Potter, the child of a muggleborn and a pureblood, a child who had never lived with them long enough to be taught that he’s a Potter and therefore wasn’t taught to expect a gryphon. When he falls into a healing coma enforced by his own body at age four, he has no expectations, so he doesn’t subconsciously seek any singular totem above any others- the usual reason only one family magic is accepted. He attracts them all and he’s curious enough, lonely enough, to befriend every animal that visits him in his mind, no matter how faint they are or how distant. It changes more than his state of loneliness.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    putting the fun in dysfunctional

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    Clark liked to think that years of being a superhero and being part of the Justice League had prepared him for everything. 

    What else could the world throw at him that he hadn’t seen before?

    Well, apparently the world could throw Batman walking in with a child in arms, a huge purse on his shoulder, and a gaggle of children chatting and following quick behind him.


    Your obligatory 'the batkids get de-aged' fic.

     

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    05 Apr 2026

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    google search: are bats mammals?

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    Harry Potter has been the only human left on the planet for the past thirteen years, and now everything is dead — thanks to Albus Dumbledore encouraging the overuse of Light spells and dooming Magic to collapse due to the imbalance. When Death tells him he can go back and prevent this, who is he to reject it?

    (In which Harry Potter hasn’t interacted with humans for 13 years, Gellert Grindelwald’s life ambition is to be a fish, Tom Riddle has a whole soul again, and Luna Lovegood knows what’s good)

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    31 Mar 2026

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    twisted & redefined