TheoSaurusRex
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Unedited and unbeta'd.
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When Connor first tells Hank that his genitalia is detachable in order to swap hardware at his convenience, he really expects Hank's first reaction to be something like asking him what other hardware he has for sexual functions.
That's not what happens.
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This is smut and then it's a lot of fluff. In honour of RK900, or Nines' birthday!
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Connor wakes up and lets Hank sleep as he goes about his morning, but there's just something off.
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Joaquin faces the difficulties of watching the loves of his life marry each other, the fears of being left behind, and the idea that he has spent his entire life so far as a hero due solely to his possession of the Medal of Everlasting Life, and now without it he is nothing and has no one.
Ashamed, confused, heartbroken, and scared, he runs away from San Angel hoping to figure something out.
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A Blaze Across Time by alutea
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
10 Apr 2023
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At the end of his life, Harry is given the chance to alter the course of the dark reality his son Albus and Albus' friend Scorpius create when they use a Time-Turner to save Cedric Diggory's life. With the hindsight bestowed by a lifetime as Auror, Head of the DMLE, husband, father, and friend, he will make very different choices as a seventeen-year-old wizard to try and save the people and the world he loves.
But if he has to do it all over again, simply defeating Voldemort won't be good enough: there's a never-ending scroll of tragedies to avert and one newly-installed Headmaster of Hogwarts to talk around (if he manages to get a word in edgewise before getting hexed). The good news is, as always: he's not fighting alone.
**This story contains major spoilers for Cursed Child and minor ones for Fantastic Beasts but does not require knowledge of either.**
I've been informed that if I wish to avoid reader inconvenience, I should add a disclaimer regarding the possibility of head explosion while reading this story. You are hereby warned and advised to proceed with caution; the author is not liable for damage to persons or property induced by the contents herein. ^_^
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21 Sep 2025
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Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.
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22 Jun 2025
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A story about desire, for those who are burning inside.
sex positive - queer positive - kink positive
There's porn in every chapter, but it's above all about a love story for the ages, with a real plot.If you only want to read monogamy, volumes 1 (77W) to 4 (Snakes and Lions) constitute a complete Drarry story.
If you're open to polyamory (a throuple), the story continues and ends with Seven Virtues.
The core story is complete, but there may be more oneshots to come at some point, so subscribing to the series is still worth it!- Words:
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30 May 2025
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Ranma, having lost the Phoenix Pill and being all but trapped in his feminine form, leaves the Tendo Dojo in search of a "normal" life. With the Full Body Cat's Tongue rendering them unable to take a hit and putting martial arts largely out of her life, Ranma needs a new career path, too. After spending a few months homeless in Tokyo, Ranma ends up getting a job in a bar run by a found family consisting of the owner and four hard-luck girls that work there and now live as sisters. At the Phoenix, Ranma finds a place where she can be accepted and "normal," learns to deal with the trauma she's experienced and finds acceptance with her new family. As she does so, she also learns to live as a young woman, discovering a new talent and potential career as a singer.
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24 May 2025
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Another Time, Another Place by Mayvn
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jul 2022
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Another Luo Binghe suddenly appeared and Liu Qingge died trying to save Shen Qingqiu, only to find himself waking up in a strange room full of strange things.
Losing his ‘apartment’? Cheating girlfriend kicking him to the curb for a rich ‘fuerdai’ after stealing all his money? What’s a ‘dogblood drama’? He doesn’t care about any of that! What happened to Shen Qingqiu?!
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Basically, LQG gets transmigrated into a dogblood drama (the "dog-biting-dog" style melodramatic soap operas, hence "dogblood"), but just wants to cultivate and live happily with SY. If only these damn characters would get a hint and stop trying to drag him back into the plot!
Meanwhile, after being forcefully repatriated, SY uses all his superpowers as an avid trashy web-novel reader to try to predict what will happen and protect LQG from all the shitty tropes while also dealing with the realization that there’s been cultivation in the modern world this whole time!Not to mention the familiar-but-different faces popping up here and there…
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06 May 2025