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When you're summoned, you have no idea where you're going to end up, or what purpose you're there for.
In Flug's case, he didn't even believe it was real. Much less having the misfortune of being chosen by someone.
Now, for some reason, he's there, bonded by magic, for the function of being a mana reservoir for a Warlock who doesn't even speak his language, while trying to figure out how to leave that world.
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Romantic Comedy is not for the weak. ♡ by Tia_Maria
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
24 May 2023
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The cephalopod man, bordering the age of forty, was absolutely enraged and disgusted.
“You told your parents we were dating?!”
The sponge man laughed, trying to fake his anxiousness.
“Yeah, but that happened a loooooong time ago.” He stretched the word, playfully, ignoring the flush in his own yellow cheeks.
Squidward didn’t have time to be relieved before SpongeBob continued, in a lower voice.
“... we married in June.”Series
- Part 2 of Sunshine, drama and comedy.
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Flug sold his soul in July, 14th of 1972. And therefore he died on this same date.
The doctor doesn’t age. He’s more like an empty shell allowed to follow the path of a Litch king such as the eldritch demon called Black Hat - Therefore… over the years, he got used to being by said creature's side.
Since his first day to this exact moment, Flug tried to learn by heart his boss unusual routine and tastes - sure, sometimes he would anger the employer because of trivial things, but sometimes he would also please the man with other minimalist actions.For example...
Flug knew how Black Hat liked his morning cup of coffee because he has been watching, memorizing and making the man a cup of it while doing his own.
For over 38 years.
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All Brett wanted most in this world was to be loved and respected. By everyone, but mostly by those he admired.
Every day, he tries to be better—the best version of himself!—so he can achieve that.
But it never seems enough…Until a parasitic alien worm infects his brain during a mission. And now, suddenly, being confident about himself has become infinitely easier.
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Reagan just wanted to buy a goddamn roll of EVA paper.
And now she’s into a guy who sleeps inside a treehouse. -
🎃 5.0.5’s tale of how Headless Jack stole all the Pumpkins 🎃 by Tia_Maria
Fandoms: Villainous (Cartoon)
26 Oct 2022
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5.0.5 was just a poor little ghost of the pumpkin farm, helping his scarecrow father Dr. Flug to take care of the crops.
One night, all the pumpkins had gone missing, and he knows the evil Headless Jack Hat is the culprit!
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Aldo Maldonado was supposed to be the man of Flug’s dreams.
He’s great, funny, sweet but also really really sick. He has a degenerative disease and lives inside the Hospital for terminally ill and life-threatening patients where Flug works.
They made a relationship work, and they even engaged.
The only shitty problem is that, for years, Aldo REFUSES to die or to tell Flug what the heck is happening. Now that the doctor has a guess of the reason, he can’t decide if rather than being his dream-man, he’s his nightmarish one. -
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50 nanostories about #villainous in less than 2 hours.
A self #challenge I posted on twitter.They were pretty funny to write.
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Uneven by Tia_Maria
Fandoms: CountryHumans, Geography (Anthropomorphic), Country Humans - Fandom
12 Jul 2022
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Russia honestly never thought he would have fun engaging in America’s silly games - while enjoying a bottle of vodka in a random party over Earth Club.
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It’s rare to find anyone interested in more than one-night-stands on a dating site.
Especially when you are a 33 genius that works incessantly on the field of arming heroes for battles.
And particularly boring when you are an ancient retired villain with way too much free time to spend. -
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A Corporação MadSlysTM era relativamente conhecida tanto por heróis quanto por vilões. Influenciando cientistas do mundo inteiro a arriscar e investir em suas ideias - por mais insanas, ou difíceis que fossem. Essa popularidade era tão grande que até mesmo ambos os seres obscuros, portadores de cartolas e sorrisos estremecedores, eram curiosos quanto a mesma. Os sócios-criadores, porém, eram desconhecidos, o que intrigava a todos ainda mais.
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[Single Parents!AU] - Slow Waltz ♪❤ (Part 1) by Tia_Maria for LiamNguyen_nah
Fandoms: Villainous (Cartoon)
25 May 2022
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It's highly intriguing how “attraction” happens, regardless of age.
You can see several people, every day, and yet, just one of them stands out in your eyes.
Sometimes it's not even…desire or passion — It can be innocent. A friendship, or just pure curiosity about someone. Either way, it is still an attraction.“Hi.” It took him a second to realize the doctor was talking to him. His left eye went from Demencia on the playground to the mad scientist—holding a tiny light blue backpack on his shoulder—besides him.
He smelled like baby powder and kerosene, and if any other human on the planet had smelled similar he would have hated it, but, instead, Black Hat just got mindlessly curious about the reason behind it.
“...Hello.” He replied a second later, wishing he was bold enough to give him a nicer reply.Series
- Part 2 of [Single Parents!AU]
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Slug entered the place without any hope. He didn't know exactly what he wanted to find there...
He just knew what kind of a partner he likes and drinks were ordered.Series
- Part 7 of ULT (Unrequited Love Tropes)
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His undying crush on Mr. Black was never a problem that troubled him before. And, honestly, this all began because Flug’s dyslexia tricked him.
First, he was seduced by a book that was supposed to be about Demography, but was actually a grimoire. Then, he discovered that his passion had a source... and one that had something to do with the fact Mr. Black wasn't human. -
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After The Florpus Incident, three things made Dib think twice if he hadn’t ended up stuck into an alternative reality.
One of those things was that Zim was completely not-normal.
He hadn’t plotted, broken, doomed, exploded nor exiled anything since then - and Dib was very suspicious.
It's his duty to dig up for informations.Series
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[Single Parents!AU] - 🐇 Easter Special 🍬 by Tia_Maria for LiamNguyen_nah
Fandoms: Villainous (Cartoon)
06 Apr 2022
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“Did you paint any eggs?” The scientist asked, grinning.
The ultimate villain raised one of the hands he was cleaning with the towel, showing his fingertips. Some red and green stains could be seen under the sharp claws.
“Define ‘paint’.”
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- Part 1 of [Single Parents!AU]
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“Why is there a crow in your window?”
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- Part 6 of ULT (Unrequited Love Tropes)
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Flug is an employee from the villains’ world.
Slug is a personal assistant for many heroes.
Flug likes how Slug is super professional and smart.
Slug likes how Flug is hardworking and neat.
Flug would love to hold Slug’s hands during the meeting.
Slug would love to take Flug on a date after it’s finished.
But… They have too many moral obligations.Series
- Part 5 of ULT (Unrequited Love Tropes)
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The wickest ones are just coy-hearted, and the harshest ones care way too much. by Tia_Maria for Those with soft heart for Happy Endings
Fandoms: Villainous (Cartoon)
02 Mar 2022
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Life is a box of surprises, isn't it?
One day, you are being attacked by your coworker in the bathroom of the company. In another, you are discovering your fiancée is cheating on you with your brother.
One day, you messed up your engagement. In another, your fiancée is fucking his coworker somewhere in the mountains, while you are in the beach with your brother-in-law.
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- Part 3 of The ones ⚣♡
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Officer Slug loves his job, really. He gets a bit stressed too often - but he earns more than enough and can’t complain.
Sometimes Mr. White Hood decides to appear, granting some civilian’s wishes like the almighty king-of-grace he is, and, consequently, messing with his police work - but nothing he can't deal with.
As long as he keeps the benevolence and following the laws of nature.Series
- Part 4 of ULT (Unrequited Love Tropes)