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“So, you’re in my body and I’m in your body. Why don’t we like…” Sirius claps his hands together, trying to demonstrate what Regulus thinks might be two bodies colliding by force.
“Yes, yes, I see what you’re saying. A–a jolt!” Regulus says, catching on. “Okay, you go over there, and I’ll go over here.”
Sirius nods enthusiastically, like this is the best idea in the world, and heads over to the other side of the Astronomy Tower. He takes his position, looking back at Regulus. “On my count. One, two, three!”
OR: Regulus and Sirius Black wake up to find their bodies magically swapped. As the brothers stumble through each other's lives, hijinks ensue, and they are forced to confront their fears, navigate their romantic lives, and uncover hidden truths to work toward forgiveness. Inspired by Freaky Friday (2003).
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09 Sep 2025
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Sirius is in boarding school, Remus is in hospital, and they don't know each other until Sirius texts the wrong number.
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- 141,250
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- 14/14
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08 Sep 2025
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"I want you," he admitted roughly, before looking up into her pale, beautiful face. "I want you so badly, I'd take you right here. Right now." Glancing around the room, he knew that was no exaggeration. There was no one else there. He could do it.
She moved her hands to tilt his face back to hers. "What if I want that, too?"
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Hermione feels driven to discover how Sirius returned from the Veil. Sirius feels driven just to be near Hermione. A story of flirting, jealousy, and how bumpy the road can become on the way to what's meant to be.
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- English
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- 179,909
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- 30/30
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06 Sep 2025
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Hermione Granger needed a change. Not a soulmark. Not a dragon-infested war zone. And definitely not Charlie Weasley—who, unfortunately, comes with all of the above.
Fresh off a breakup and burnt out from Ministry life, she signs up for a year at a Romanian dragon reserve. There, she finds fire, chaos, and a deeply inconvenient attraction to the tattooed lead handler who communicates exclusively in orders, sarcasm, and meaningful glances.
But as poachers close in, the past comes calling, and as fairy lights start reacting to foreign magic, Hermione begins to suspect the dragons aren’t the most dangerous thing here.
Welcome to the reserve. Try not to die.
[Charlie/Hermione]
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- English
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- 150,250
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- 40/40
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03 Sep 2025
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An AU where Harry has shadow magic, a love affair with Theodore Nott, and very little morality.
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18 Aug 2025
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Harry Potter isn't the Boy-Who-Lived, but Albus fears he could still be hunted by Death Eaters. He casts a hiding charm on Harry, but the Elder Wand overpowers it, and now no one can see or remember Harry unless directly interacting with him.
A series about a Harry who grew up barely interacting with anyone and who's a bloody genius at Runes, at least in the opinion of Theodore Nott.
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17 Aug 2025
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The Art of Getting Off by viwrites for peaceinpanem
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Aug 2025
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Regulus is a demisexual romance author who has one big hangup: Smut. After a mountain of bad reviews on his latest novel, an awkward meeting with his publisher, and a conversation with Remus, he decides to take the leap. Unfortunately the only person he really wants to sleep with is James Potter.
Alternative title: "The art of fucking your brother's best friend six ways from Sunday without falling in love in the process."
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- 146,818
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- 26/26
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14 Aug 2025
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What if the Deathly Hallows was done differently?
What if some of the bad guys were not so bad?
What if there was a lot more collaboration and communication?
What if Draco ends up on the run with the Golden Trio?Rules:
Please do not tell Rodolphus where Severus hides the good wine.
Please do not cast Muffliato spells around Phineas.
Please do not tell Draco he is about to go camping.Series
- Part 1 of Oops! I Joined The Good Guys Series
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- 97,894
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- 25/25
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10 Aug 2025
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There's a Pure-Blood Custom For That by Lomonaaeren
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Jan 2015
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The day that Harry stops Draco Malfoy and his son from being bothered in the middle of Diagon Alley starts a strange series of interactions between him and Malfoy. Who knew there was a pure-blood custom for every situation?
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- 36/36
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04 Aug 2025
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fly like paper, high like planes by harryromper for herman_the_moth
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Dec 2019
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Harry Potter, Head Coach of the Appleby Arrows, is very content leading a quiet life. He has a doddery old house-elf who makes his breakfast, a team of players who love Quidditch almost as much as he does, and a Kneazle that curls against his damaged leg at the foot of his bed at night. The absolute last thing he needs is a fit, tattooed, and wildly talented Draco Malfoy back from living his life on the margins. Soon he’s dealing with goblins for the first time since the war, traveling to Prague, eating dodgy squid, and maybe, just maybe, accepting that Quidditch, Malfoy, and even Harry himself are still capable of change.
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- English
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- 47,196
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- 5/5
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- 2
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- 394
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04 Aug 2025
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I could be wrong, I could be ready by harryromper for Owlpostart (Owlpostings)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Dec 2018
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At first Harry wonders if they’ve managed to destroy his vaults and are trying to tell him in the most oblique way possible. But when he turns the page he realises they’ve found a vault. A vault in the name of Lily and James Potter.
The parchment trembles a little in Harry’s hand. He takes another gulp of wine.
Harry Potter left Britain after the war and didn’t look back. Ten years later, when Gringotts discovers a vault containing his parents’ belongings—including their badly spell-damaged wedding rings—he’s forced to face up to friends and family who’ve grown in ways he could never imagine, a wizarding London rebuilt beyond his expectations, and the anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts. And if that wasn’t enough, there’s the entirely unforeseen problem of Draco Malfoy.
Featuring pureblood wizarding traditions, ancestral magic, open mic nights, marriage equality, a diner in Brooklyn, and the return of Fleamont Potter.
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- English
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- 57,343
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 24
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- 1,216
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03 Aug 2025
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Harry Potter in the Claw of the Raven by BakenandEggs
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Feb 2017
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03 Aug 2025
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30 Jul 2025
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Reluctant paparazzo, Remus Lupin, manipulates his way into rock star, Sirius Black's, life, hoping for a scoop that will kick start his flagging career. Instead, he finds himself torn between his growing feelings for Sirius, and the article of a lifetime.
Gorgeous cover art here: https://www.tumblr.com/sorenphelps/734365544024883200
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- English
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- 36,274
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- 9/9
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- 1
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- 172
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07 Jul 2025
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Good Enough (To Be Good To Yourself) by jackmischief
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Nov 2022
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Peter meets Deadpool when he’s in his civvies, and has the good fortune of remaining unrecognized. But with a friend like Deadpool — and his interesting habit of trying to feed his good buddy Spider-Man — he finds it hard to be too worried. When Deadpool winds up coincidentally finding Peter a second and third time, the merc gets attached to the cute brunet. Meanwhile, Spider-Man and Deadpool are a crime fighting duo tackling strange activity on the docks with suspicious ties to an all too familiar organization.
A fluffy, angsty, eventually smutty Spideypool romp with an identity reveal endgame and regular updates on Mondays and Fridays. Rating and tags reflect entire fic. Smut starts at chapter 9.
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- 221,082
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- 20/20
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- 615
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20 Jun 2025
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Paradise (spread out with a butter knife) by Sarah_Sandwich
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
17 Jan 2021
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He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”
He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.
And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?
OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.
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- English
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- 72,376
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 21
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31 May 2025
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Just a Tired Dad by Jenniboo311
Fandom: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
11 Jun 2021
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Peter Parker navigating adult life with a wife and a precocious four year old while dealing with the fallout of his lost secret superhero identity. This is what everyone's thirties are like, right? This is fine. Totally fine.
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- 92
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28 May 2025
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Five times David didn't understand what was going on with his girlfriend's nephew by Bumblie_Bee
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Feb 2021
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and the one explanation that meant it all made sense.
In which May somewhat successfully straddles two worlds, Peter tries (and fails) to keep a secret, and David learns that having a super-powered step-nephew isn't quite as impossible as he'd have thought.
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- 39,130
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 349
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24 May 2025
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how to be an underdog (and avoid being a chew toy along the way) by lazyraptor
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel (Comics)
18 May 2019
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Spider-Man is injured in a fight with the Lizard, and a few ESU students take it upon themselves to help the skittish hero.
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23 May 2025
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no stupid questions by zippe
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
03 Apr 2022
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“Ok rule two-“
2. DO NOT CHEAT, I HAVE SUPER-SENSES AND CAN TELL IF YOU ARE. I’M NOT LYING.
Miles blinks because he’s really not sure what he’s reading and if it’s real.
“And, uh, rule three-“
3. NO… VIGILANTISM(?)
Why there are three dots and a question mark in that rule, he’s not sure.
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Or, Peter’s life as the world’s most chaotic AP Chem teacher, from the eyes of his very confused — and very done — students- Language:
- English
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- 15,507
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 370
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- 5,473
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Bookmarked by TrashQueenGoals
16 May 2025