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What Are Friends For by Spicy_Sunflower (Sorrowful_Wallflower) for Jaylienpotter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Jul 2025
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James has ADHD, and his mind is a mess. The only way to make it go quiet is by being fucked dumb.
His friends decide to help.Prompt for Strutting Slut Fest 2024
A 5 + 1 Smut fic
Five times the members of the polycule fucked James stupid, and one time James wanted them to, but they all took care of him instead.Series
- Part 15 of Marauders Era Smut
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,144
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 5
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- 371
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- 61
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- 18,085
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07 Nov 2025
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Twice a year, Sirius receives gifts from a mystery sender. The usual pattern is once in March, then again in June. Over time, the gifts become more expensive and thoughtful. After a conversation with a friend, Sirius starts to suspect what the motive for these gifts could be, and Sirius realises that distance means nothing between brothers.
[or, Sirius misses his brother while Regulus misses much more than that.]
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21 Oct 2025
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How Wade Wilson Cured his Fear of Spiders by Falling in Love with One by Rin_Okumoron
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Sep 2021
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After landing a job in a pet store that specializes in tarantulas, everything is going pretty well, until Peter Parker's body starts mutating again. Meanwhile, Deadpool is hanging out in the same shop everyday trying to get over his fear of spiders. He doesn't want to insult his hero Spider-Man once he finally work up the courage to meet him. For all he knows, Spider-Man might be buddies with them, and crushing one in his presence just wasn't going to be an option.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,411
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 503
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- 5,673
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- 889
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- 72,431
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18 Oct 2025
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BF(F) by HexxBunny
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
20 Mar 2016
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Five times people thought Wade and Peter were a couple which, seriously, where did they get that from? They are not a couple, stop asking. They are just friends now, and did plenty of friend stuff. Like kissing.
And one time people were right.
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- English
- Words:
- 10,117
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 228
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- 5,976
- Bookmarks:
- 814
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- 63,421
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17 Oct 2025
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Weaver of Silk and Dreams by a_stands_for
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Fantastic Four, The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, X-Men - All Media Types
10 Dec 2017
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Ben Parker sighed as he looked up into The Thing's eyes, so expressively human in spite of the rest of his rocky appearance.
“My fifteen-year-old nephew--who's practically my own little boy!--” he choked out with a tight voice, “h-he can't pass for human anymore. He's scared, and he's isolated, and he just needs someone else to talk to! Someone who can understand. Please."
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Some alternate realities are unrecognizable, and some are indistinguishable. This one lies somewhere in between.
Peter Parker's life was derailed when he mutated into a strange human/spider hybrid, and he knows that's not the way things went down for him in other realities. Still, he's determined to forge a new path and make the best of it. Sometimes "the friends we made along the way" really is the greatest treasure anyone could ask for.
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- Part 1 of More Spidery Spider-Man
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 73,830
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 545
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- 5,811
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- 1,836
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- 82,325
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17 Oct 2025
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So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Feb 2022
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Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.
But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.
Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.
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See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.
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- English
- Words:
- 32,894
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 11
- Comments:
- 697
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- 7,831
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- 1,766
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- 67,685
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16 Oct 2025
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tell me about it by rupertgayes
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
28 Jun 2020
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Everyone knew that supers were like one big happy family. Okay, maybe they weren’t all happy, all the time. And aside from the Fantastic Four, they weren’t much of a family, either. But a lot of them were big enough smartasses to act like a pseudo-sibling, Peter would know. That was why he took the ribbing and strange comments about his and Wade’s relationship in stride – it was all just a joke, or a faux pas, or something else that was a bit weird, but still totally normal. Right?
Or: Five times someone made a comment about how awful Deadpool was, and the one time Peter realized they were being serious.
Edit: Now with some bonus content!
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- Part 1 of just my type
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,348
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 340
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- 7,068
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- 1,137
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- 72,806
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15 Oct 2025
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wasn't looking for this by cherryvanilla
Fandom: Deadpool (2016), Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
11 Jul 2020
- Words:
- 23,814
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- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 935
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12 Oct 2025
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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
24 Jun 2025
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.
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- English
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- 56,735
- Chapters:
- 22/?
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 6,031
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- 32,433
- Bookmarks:
- 9,915
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- 790,720
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05 Oct 2025
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must be fireproof by sebastian2017
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four (Comicverse)
14 Oct 2020
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Peter hates Johnny Storm in all parts of his life. Just Parker luck that he would end up having him as a classmate as well as a superhero colleague. And the fact that they got paired up together for a two month long final project? That must be God having a laugh at Peter's expense.
Two months with the guy Peter most hates, trying to both stay sane and keep his secret identity a secret? All right. Peter will take that challenge. What's the worst that could happen? Falling in love and saving the city a few times? Nah, that's the sort of thing that only happens in comic books.
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- Part 2 of fiery dispositions and tangled webs
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 53,809
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Comments:
- 434
- Kudos:
- 1,176
- Bookmarks:
- 214
- Hits:
- 21,177
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05 Oct 2025
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Regulus Black runs a BDSM Twitter account where he posts captions and audios. One day while reading he gets an interesting DM from an account called 'prongsieboy'. After meeting each other Regulus learns he's been sexting with James Potter.
or in which two OnlyFans creators (James and Regulus) include two porn stars (Evan and Barty) more and more in their sex life until they can't ignore their feelings.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 106,188
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Comments:
- 213
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- 662
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- 128
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- 23,754
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02 Oct 2025
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On the eve of Ron and Hermione's wedding, Harry's unexpected confession makes all their lives change. Here is their happily ever after.
Originally hosted within together or not at all, stories have been reposted in a more accurate order. Always open to prompts.
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- 54,989
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- 27
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- 351
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17 Sep 2025
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The Hogwarts students are refused entrance into the Order of the Phoenix. No problem, they'll just create their own band of crime-fighting vigilantes.
Or: Harry Potter getting thoroughly annoyed and forming a third side in the war. The options are Dumbledore, the Light Lord, Voldemort, the Dark Lord, or Harry Potter, the Grey Lord.
Or: The bad guys getting defeated by Harry's magical power, Hermione's ruthless cunning, and Ron's strategic mind.
- Language:
- English
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- 83,695
- Chapters:
- 14/25
- Collections:
- 9
- Comments:
- 1,153
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- 4,168
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- 1,634
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- 100,242
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16 Sep 2025
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Always Towards Better Things (Semper Ad Meliora) by papermacherainbow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Apr 2024
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It’s Neville, of all people, who tells them to go home. But, of course, it would be Neville if Harry thinks about it.
The aftermath of the battle (and dying) leaves Harry dealing with ghostly white panic attacks, shock, and grief. They say that time can heal all wounds, but can a single month really make a difference in the aftermath of his purpose?
A look into the month after the battle and how new (old?) love, letters from loved ones lost, a house elf, and a family motto can bring healing Harry never thought possible.
Fic is now complete!
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- Part 1 of Semper Ad Meliora Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 80,545
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Comments:
- 243
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- 789
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- 207
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- 17,744
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16 Sep 2025
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Lily leans close to Regulus and whispers. “I’ll tell you about my crush if you tell me about yours.”
Oh that would not be good. No, that absolutely cannot happen. Regulus does what he does best and deflects. “Oh, I think I can guess yours,” he says in a tease. “He’s funny, can cook a great Vindaloo, and sleeps in the same bed as you.”
Lily laughs, delighted. “Got it in one!” she says.
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Regulus needs a place to stay for his next semester at Hogwarts University, and a couple, James and Lily, have an extra room in their on-campus apartment. Regulus quickly finds himself falling for the couple, but there's no way they feel the same, right?
Also, James wants him to meet his best friend Padfoot. What kind of name is Padfoot anyway? No, Regulus has not spoken to his brother since he ran away years ago, why do you ask?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 62,082
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 135
- Kudos:
- 954
- Bookmarks:
- 216
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- 14,824
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15 Sep 2025
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Harry Potter One-Shots by nlpiersee
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Spice Girls, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
02 Sep 2025
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I'll try my best for different ships, I really will, I'm just a bit hung up on Drarry so that will probably be most of them.
Otherwise, this will be a collection of prompts and AUs that sounded fun to write.
- Words:
- 457,279
- Works:
- 26
- Bookmarks:
- 435
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14 Sep 2025
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“So, you’re in my body and I’m in your body. Why don’t we like…” Sirius claps his hands together, trying to demonstrate what Regulus thinks might be two bodies colliding by force.
“Yes, yes, I see what you’re saying. A–a jolt!” Regulus says, catching on. “Okay, you go over there, and I’ll go over here.”
Sirius nods enthusiastically, like this is the best idea in the world, and heads over to the other side of the Astronomy Tower. He takes his position, looking back at Regulus. “On my count. One, two, three!”
OR: Regulus and Sirius Black wake up to find their bodies magically swapped. As the brothers stumble through each other's lives, hijinks ensue, and they are forced to confront their fears, navigate their romantic lives, and uncover hidden truths to work toward forgiveness. Inspired by Freaky Friday (2003).
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 65,477
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 681
- Kudos:
- 4,846
- Bookmarks:
- 1,337
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- 81,088
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09 Sep 2025
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Sirius is in boarding school, Remus is in hospital, and they don't know each other until Sirius texts the wrong number.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 141,250
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Comments:
- 3,795
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- 46,972
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- 11,033
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- 1,181,446
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08 Sep 2025
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"I want you," he admitted roughly, before looking up into her pale, beautiful face. "I want you so badly, I'd take you right here. Right now." Glancing around the room, he knew that was no exaggeration. There was no one else there. He could do it.
She moved her hands to tilt his face back to hers. "What if I want that, too?"
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Hermione feels driven to discover how Sirius returned from the Veil. Sirius feels driven just to be near Hermione. A story of flirting, jealousy, and how bumpy the road can become on the way to what's meant to be.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 179,909
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 234
- Kudos:
- 987
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- 340
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- 55,371
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06 Sep 2025
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Hermione Granger needed a change. Not a soulmark. Not a dragon-infested war zone. And definitely not Charlie Weasley—who, unfortunately, comes with all of the above.
Fresh off a breakup and burnt out from Ministry life, she signs up for a year at a Romanian dragon reserve. There, she finds fire, chaos, and a deeply inconvenient attraction to the tattooed lead handler who communicates exclusively in orders, sarcasm, and meaningful glances.
But as poachers close in, the past comes calling, and as fairy lights start reacting to foreign magic, Hermione begins to suspect the dragons aren’t the most dangerous thing here.
Welcome to the reserve. Try not to die.
[Charlie/Hermione]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 150,250
- Chapters:
- 40/40
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 488
- Kudos:
- 810
- Bookmarks:
- 284
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- 24,958
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03 Sep 2025