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Izzy writes a letter to Ed as his time as first mate comes to an end.
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01 Aug 2022
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Day 1 Prompt: The Midnight Beast
Just when Izzy thinks he's got this werewolf thing figured out, he discovers its all different aboard The Revenge.
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26 Jun 2022
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At this stage of his life, it’s important for him to realize nothing exciting will ever happen to him. That he is too old for spontaneity, but too young still to die. He reads a book about pirates. His namesake occasionally appears. Stede feels a kinship with him that goes beyond the name and the page, grips him like a vise and won’t let go.
or: Ed and Stede choose each other in this life. And the next. And the next. And the next.
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24 Jun 2022
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Portrait of a Man on Ire by sweatervest for LieutenantDru
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 May 2022
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“Yes. To sketching,” Izzy growls. “But on one condition.”
Lucius lifts an eyebrow. “And what would that be?”
“I sketch you.”
--Izzy sketches Lucius to show him it's not that special. Things do not go to plan.
Featuring: a seagull heist, a lot of portrait and life studies, and Black Pete's seduction techniques that are about as well-thought-out as shelves of unsecured books aboard ship.
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22 Jun 2022
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When a museum centered around Pirates and Historical Piracy opens up in his city, history professor Stede Bonnet is thrilled! He attends right away, delighted to find the museum home to kindred spirits in his interest in piracy. And when he meets Edward Teach, the owner and director of said museum, his life changes completely. The companionship they strike up is so easy that he almost feels like he's known Ed his whole life.
Who knew a museum full of old rotting wood could change his life so completely?
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21 Jun 2022
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Nana said it was a blessing–to hold infinity in the palm of your hand–they did not know how terrifying it is to roam the Earth alone.
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21 Jun 2022
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Stede and Ed return to the Republic of Pirates and encounter some long lost ghosts from Blackbeard's past.
— AKA; the one where Ed's mother is happily married to a retired Captain Hornigold and they own a bar together in Nassau. Because Ed deserves to have two very cool lesbian moms.
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20 Jun 2022
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Stede has been dreaming about kissing a strange man under the falling autumn leaves.
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16 Jun 2022
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24 May 2022
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the kids aren't alright (they're dumb as hell) by blladnna
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Apr 2022
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"It was a well known and utterly indisputable truth that Professor Bonnet was completely and wholly smitten by his husband. It was a bit of a running joke around the university—there were two reliable ways to distract the professor: say something egregiously wrong about 18th century dining etiquette, or ask about his husband."
Stede and Ed are happily married college professors, and Stede takes every opportunity to gush about his relationship. However, due to one student's misunderstanding, most of the college now believes that he is cheating on his sweetheart of a husband with the notorious Professor Blackbeard. Suffice to say, they aren't thrilled about the idea.
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22 May 2022
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After Ed's grief takes a mysterious turn, the crew of the Revenge finds itself trapped on a cursed isle. In order to rescue his captain, Izzy—the only one who hasn't fallen victim to the place's spell—is forced to team up with the very last person he would choose: Stede Bonnet.
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19 May 2022
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What if Badminton pulled the trigger?
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03 May 2022
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“You little shit,” he wheezes. Voice half gone, blood vessels burst in his eyes, but still, somehow, hanging on. “Should’ve killed you in your crib. Unnatural, you are. She tricked me.”
Edward Teach, born on a beach. Literally.
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02 May 2022
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Stede is trying to return to his sea adventures but the sea is having none of it.
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01 May 2022
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Jacob Wrestles With Comedy Tropes by DictionaryWrites
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Apr 2022
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Israel: From the Hebrew name יִשְׂרָאֵל (Yisra'el) meaning "God contends", from the roots שָׂרָה (sarah) meaning "to contend, to fight" and אֵל ('el) meaning "God". In the Old Testament, Israel (who was formerly named Jacob; see Genesis 32:28) wrestles with an angel.
I see your "Izzy Hands is the only human in an all-Muppet TV show" and your "Izzy Hands is trapped in the wrong genre" and I raise you: Izzy Hands is the unwitting victim of a cosmic shift of the very rules of reality, now applying sitcom rules to his life instead of the real life ones that had governed him beforehand. This is, for him, horrifying in the manner of anything Eldritch and incomprehensible.For the rest of the crew, it just seems like First Mate Hands is having a bit of a breakdown, and they really wish he'd stop.
For Izzy, this is existential horror at its worst - for the reader, dark comedy. I just love to make him suffer.
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26 Apr 2022
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i don't know anything (but i know i miss you) by ShowMeAHero
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Mar 2022
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“What the hell’s happened to you?” Stede demands. It’s his voice, in his body, and he almost seems living, and it’s— It has to be the last thing Ed ever sees. He has to die with him burned on the insides of his eyelids.
Stede’s eyes are tracking over him, rising up to meet his eyes, locking with him. It feels so real. He can’t help the hysterical laugh that comes up and out of him, impossibly grateful for this last delusion.
Without hesitating, he lurches forward, grabbing Stede and yanking him into his arms. Stede makes a confused noise of protest, briefly, but it fades instantly and his arms come up, too, wrapping around Ed without hesitation. He doesn’t smell the same; instead, he’s all salt and sweat and sun, baked into his skin. Ed buries his face in his hair, fingers clawing at the impossibly real feel of him, the hallucination made solid in his arms.
“Thank fuck,” Ed says into his hair, voice breaking. “I didn’t want to die without seeing you one last time.”
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23 Apr 2022
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Count the Headlights on the Highway by soft_october for mia_ugly
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Mar 2022
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The rest of the band should relax, okay? He was not unconcerned about the fact that Stede Bonnet - the “poor man’s Elton John,” as one particularly nasty critic called him - covered some B-side The Scalawags wrote more than a decade ago. (He was very, very concerned, actually. He was very concerned because the first time he heard it was two weeks ago and he hadn’t been able to stop thinking about it since.)
When Stede Bonnet releases a chart topping cover of an old Scalawags song, Ed is more taken with it than he'd like to admit. After Calico Jack starts twitter drama over the "destruction of real music," Ed finds himself in the unusual position of having to apologize to Stede in person.
He's fine. His palms aren't sweaty. He's super cool and he can do this.
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- Part 1 of you'll marry a music man
Bookmarked by DemonKitty (Trick)
29 Mar 2022
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A Night At Blackbeards's Bar and Grill by soft_october
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Mar 2022
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“Look - I don’t usually do this, but I am the food critic for The Anchor, and it’s imperative that I -”
“Oh, a food critic! Well that changes things.”
“Does it?”
“Sure. What was that name again?”
“Stede Bonnet. Food Critic, Stede Bonnet.”
“Right. Well, fuck off, Food Critic Stede Bonnet. Blackbeard’s Bar and Grill is all booked up.”The manager at the new restaurant Stede is trying to review is being kind of a dick. A certain member of the waitstaff, however, takes a bit of a liking to him.
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Bookmarked by DemonKitty (Trick)
29 Mar 2022
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Ficlet following The Third Kind. In which Mycroft discovers Sherlock has abducted John.
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- Part 2 of The Third Kind
Bookmarked by DemonKitty (Trick)
26 Jul 2021