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    Shane Hollander was boring. Or at least that is what his ex-boyfriend told him when he unceremoniously dumped him. Now, six months after the last time he spoke to Johnathon, he was finally beginning to feel alright. He had a good job, a good side-hustle, good friends and (most importantly) good health. He didn't have to deal with Johnathon's mess left lying around his house, nor did he have to put up with his boyfriend's creepy preoccupation with another man.

    So when he agreed to privately teach yoga to a famous client, he definitely didn't expect it to be his ex-boyfriend's parasocial obsession. He may resent Ilya Rozanov, but he's a professional who can keep it together. It's only a few months. He'll make it out of this alive. Definitely. Probably.

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    05 Aug 2026

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    On a late night in 2005, two bored and lonely strangers stumble upon each other within the virtual world of Club Penguin. Their names are Metr0sKid24 and 81ilyA, and this is their story.

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    31 Jul 2026

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    A silly Hollanov Social Media AU, in which Shane has been running the most trusted Ilya updates account for almost a decade, but one day, he accidentally breaks character and sends Hockey Twitter into a spiral to help him get laid.

    [Originally posted on Twitter here.]

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    27 Jul 2026

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    a Hollanov SMAU

    Where Shane and Ilya are in a band together. They find out about the rumors about their supposed romantic relationship and fans posting lookalike pictures of them They decide it would be a fun idea to mess with fans by posting anonymous pics of themselves that fans think of as lookalikes.

    What happens when they find out about the hollanov NSFW accounts? Are they brave enough to replicate those too?

    Some things shift when they take things too far. They are both straight and are just close friends. Right?

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Ilya has two problems.

    The first is that his best friend is freshly single and needs to get laid. The second is that Ilya is having some...weird feelings about it.

    These are completely platonic and heterosexual concerns for his friend, of course.

    (or a college au featuring shane and ilya as best friends, and shane as ilya's bisexual awakening)

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Ilya and Shane are broke roommates, until Ilya discovers streaming and starts making bank jerking off for the viewers
    Naturally, he offers his good friend Shane a chance at making money the same way
    And if they touch each other a little it’s only because of the tips, not because they are into each other

    ~~~~~~

    Shane and Ilya are both completely straight here
    #ISwearrr

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    07 Jul 2026

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    It was one time.

    Statistically, condoms had a 98% success rate when used properly. That meant that the condom packet had to have been perfectly sealed, the latex itself had to have no tears or degradation in the material, and it had to be worn as directed.

    So why?

    Why did it feel like the universe was saying fuck you in big bold letters and giving him double birds at the same time?

    So why did the blue lines and the pregnant on the two tests sound so fucking fake?

    Or: Where Shane finds out he's pregnant after their first time together in 2013 despite wearing protection, because the universe loves to fuck with him.

    Set in Omegaverse. Tags will be updated as story progresses.

    (Last Updated: July 21st)

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    09 Jun 2026

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    saw a twitter prompt that said "ok but who's gonna write the fertility doctor ilya x married shane fic where shane's husband isn't getting him pregnant" and now we're here.

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    14 May 2026

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    Tired of his parents, friends and teammates always trying to set him up with a ‘Nice Alpha’, Omega Hockey Player, Shane Hollander, hires an actor to pose as his date to a fancy Gala in an effort to get people off his back. He fully intended to hire an actor. However, it seems he mistakenly hired an Alpha prostitute by the name of Ilya Rozanov.

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    13 May 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov came to Duke University with a plan: to win a championship, get drafted as the #1 pick in the NBA, then leave Duke and become an NBA Hall of Famer.

    Everything is going according to plan.

    Well. Was. It was going to plan.

    Because he meets Shane Hollander, and suddenly all he can think about is his freckles and how to steal him from his stupid boyfriend, who also happens to be Ilya's teammate.

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    06 May 2026

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    “Shane, this is Ilya Rozanov.”

    For a world-ending moment, it felt like the ground was falling out from beneath him. The hand he’d been extending to greet the new bodyguard froze in midair, a stab of panic jolting through his entire body.

    Because it was the man from the night before. The man he’d slept with.

    (Shane Hollander is the son of the Canadian prime minister. He is also the captain of his college hockey team. This obscene balancing act is seemingly going just fine, until he accidentally hooks up with his new bodyguard one night at the bar.)

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    01 Apr 2026

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    “What, are you jealous?”

    “Of you? No, Hayden is not my type. I prefer pretty girls.”

    “Don’t be a bitch.”

    Lily laughs, loud and harsh. “Hollander, you are allowed to laugh! I am hilarious. And you did not notice that I flirt with you.”

    The words bounce around Jane’s head, especially “flirt”—loud and clear. Her mouth goes dry, heart thud thud thudding in her chest. “I don’t think that word means what you think it means.”

    “Mm, I think so,” Lily says, head tilting. “It is word for expressing interest, yes? For sex?”

    Jane’s stomach twists, a familiar—but vaguely nauseating—feeling rushing through her. She doesn’t—she’s not—“I’m not gay.”

    -0-

    In which Jane Hollander and Lily Rozanova play hockey for UW-Madison together. Despite the fact that they always seem to get on each other's nerves, Jane has to deal with the fact that they clearly have chemistry on and off the ice.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov’s college life was going smoothly until he received those handwritten letters. Letters that were oddly similar to his own handwritings. Letters claiming to be from his future self.

    Ilya could’ve sworn this was some prank that his roommate was playing on him but things got a bit too real when those letters could actually predict what would happen next in his life.

    What’s worse was that this "future Ilya" kept telling the current Ilya to save his husband from a big tragedy. Of course, the husband turned out to be the campus’ heartthrob band member, Shane Hollander, whom Ilya has never interacted with at all.

    Ilya sighed in frustration, “Hollander, listen to me. I know this is hard to believe but trust me, please. These letters from my future self keeps telling me to save you and-”

    “Okay,” Shane nodded.

    Ilya blinked, “What?”

    “I said okay. Whatever it is, I'll trust you.”

    Or Ilya got these sudden letters appearing on his desk every night, claiming to be from his future self and telling him to save a certain person called “Shane Hollander”, who turned out to be Ilya’s future husband.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    “So. That’s it? Those are the rules?” Hayden asked. “Don’t go through your texts or photos, keep up with your workouts and diet, and listen to everything Yuna says, without question.”

    Shane seemed to be thinking about it, pausing a second. All of a sudden, he looked up at Hayden, again with that intense anxiety face.

    “And most importantly, do not talk to Ilya Rozanov. Ever. No matter what.” Shane said, “Avoid him. Don’t even look at him. OK?”

    Hayden nodded, and resisted the urge to roll his eyes. Like he even needed to be told that. Besides, Shane had been avoiding Ilya Rozanov for his entire career. How hard could it be?

    OR a well-meaning witch bodyswaps Shane and Hayden (to teach them about the power of friendship) the day before the 2017 All Stars Game.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    The tiny, sober part of his mind is telling him to drop it. The stakes are too high just to prove a point to a bunch of dumb assholes. But they presented him with a challenge—one with pretty freckles and even prettier eyes.

    And Ilya Rozanov never backs down from a challenge, not when he knows he’ll win.

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    Based on this hit tweet .

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    11 Mar 2026

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    While out at a club in New York to celebrate Pike and Jackie's joint bachelor/bachelorette party Shane runs into someone unexpected, Cliff Marleau. Feeling hurt and petty after having been ghosted by Ilya for the past six months Shane decides to hook up with Marleau.

    Ilya is back in Russia and regrets having ghosted Shane. He thinks he will have time to fix things, to make things right, once he returns to Boston in the fall. What Ilya doesn't expect is to return only to find out Shane and Marleau are now in a relationship.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    “Need a bet to get laid, Rozanov? You’re really that desperate these days?”

    “Nostalgic, maybe.”

    “Wow. Big word.”

    “Shut up, Hollander.”

    Shane shuts up.

    “When I win,” Rozanov continues. “I get you for…twenty-four hours.”

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    Shane and Ilya are in rival frats in their senior year and it's time for the annual Greek Olympiad. A bet is made.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    14 Feb 2026

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    Shane is sitting above the covers on the bed, which they clearly made by pushing the two twin beds together. “This is my roommate, Shane,” says Ilya. Shane looks up from his phone and shakes his head as he blushes, “you’re such an asshole.”

    Ilya says, “Harris asked if beds were made of cardboard.” Ilya gets close to the bed frame and knocks, showing how sturdy it is. “Is not cardboard, very strong. Hard to break.”

    “Ilya,” Shane says in a tone both reprimanding and chirpy.

     

    Or, Ilya takes Harris’s advice and films videos for TikTok while at the Olympic village.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    “What are you talking about? You got this all wrong.” He took a step back from the intimidating Alpha who showed his evil grin.
    “I’m never wrong baby.”
    “Don’t call me that!”
    “But I like calling you that. Or do you like kitten more? I like calling you that too, yes.”
    “You are calling me nothing! Whatever you thought, it’s not it. Forget about it.”
    The Alpha clicked his tongue. “Ah, so you do not mind if I tell the doctor my concern about you…right?” Ilya said lowly.
    “W-What?”
    “I mean if there really is nothing wrong then you shouldn’t worry.” The corner of his mouth turns up almost evilly.
    “Rosanov.”
    “I mean Omegas in sports are forbidden as it can be dangerous. I definitely do not want my Omega to be in danger.” He walks towards him almost predatorily, eyes darkened.
    “Rosanov, no please…”
    “But I know hockey is your life. The passion, I can see it in your eyes, you are great at it, kitten. I respect it but I will keep your secret on one condition.”
    Before Shane could say a word, Ilya lifts his chin up and lips almost touching, smirking as he looked deeply into his eyes. “You will be my Omega.” The Alpha’s lips crushed hungrily against the Omega.

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    26 Jan 2026

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