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Robert mumbled something he couldn't catch.
"What? I don't understand what you're saying," he tried, going for a calm tone. Calm-ish. His heart was beating out of his chest with adrenaline.
"... he put something in my drink."
Flambae froze for a second... then cursed, pulling the burning t-shirt off his back, stomping it out on the ground before getting his leather jacket; it was treated with fire-retardant. He would probably need it.
Shit. Fuck, he had to get his shit together.
"Robert. I need you to tell me where you are. Okay? Are you alone? Are you hurt?" he bit out. He'd done his fair share of clubbing - a little less now that he had a regular job, but still - and he'd also seen his fair share of... Nope. If he thought about that he would catch the whole fucking building on fire.
"I... I knocked him out," Robert said. There was an audible swallow. Flambae was concentrating so hard, he could hear the dry click of the man's throat as it worked. Or maybe he just imagined it.
"Fucking good. I'm coming to get you. But I need to know where the fuck you are, do you remember?" he asked, already out the door, taking the stairs down two at a time instead of waiting for the elevator.Series
- Part 4 of Head Game
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"Maybe you should get a hobby."
Robert snorted.
"I'm good at exactly two things," he said, lifting his hand without looking up, to show Punch Up how many that was. God, he really shouldn't have had that fourth whiskey. "Being Mecha Man and sucking cock... but... I'm not Mecha Man anymore, so I guess I'm good at one - single - thing."
In the silence that followed, he replayed what he just said in his head.
Well.
Fuck.
"How come?" Punch Up asked after a few seconds.
"Lots of practice," he said without thinking, making the man snort out a laugh.
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- Part 3 of Head Game
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This was either his best idea yet, or the after effects of his traumatic brain injury from the explosion.
"The thing is," he said, keeping his voice low and cutting off whatever tirade Sonar was in the middle of, "rabies is fucking nasty. And it's in all of your bodily fluids. You might have advanced healing as a super, but not everyone is so lucky... You really can't expect a defenseless normie - like me - to suck you off if you don't keep on top of your vaccinations."
There was dead fucking silence at the end of the line and then a loud crack. He glanced at the monitor to see Sonar's tracker suddenly stutter to a halt downtown.
Robert tried very hard to stop himself from laughing.
"Did you just fly into a building?"
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- Part 2 of Head Game
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"-lieve that he's just fucking ghosting me," Flambae rambled on, oblivious to Robert's thoughts, "Me! I mean, clearly he has no idea what he's missing out on, but you know what, Bob-Bob? It's his fucking loss."
"Sure," Robert said, grinning a little. He didn't know why he enjoyed it so much when Flambae got all worked up about shit. Maybe he did have some self-destructive tendencies, as his therapist kept saying.
"Oh, suck my cock, Bobert!" Flambae said, spinning around, jabbing a finger at his face.
"Okay," Robert said, completely deadpan.
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- Part 1 of Head Game
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Five times the Z-team learned something new (and fucked up) about Robert's body, and the one time they did something about it.
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"So, you're going to ruin your niece's baby shower with flowers in the wrong color?" the florist, Stiles, asks when they reach the counter. He pulls out a binder and starts flipping through it.
"Not ruin. Mildly inconvenience," Peter says.
"Right, messing with a hormonal pregnant woman seems like a great plan."
"To be fair, her fiance and the father of her baby is my ex-boyfriend," Peter says. "And we weren't broken up when they started 'dating'."
Stiles looks up at him in surprise. "And you're still getting her flowers?" he asks.
"It's under duress, I assure you," Peter says. He absolutely wouldn't be here if his alpha hadn't ordered it.
"Well, shit, yeah, let's get you some purple revenge flowers," Stiles says.
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Dean stops at another seedy motel only this time there are two guys next door who watch his pretty young self check in alone. They’re waiting for him when he comes out of the shower with a towel wrapped around his waist. Dean discovers a few things about himself during the encounter. Starts pre-season 1 after John leaves and before Dean goes to Sam.
Chapter 4 and ongoing is consensual and falls within S1 timeline.
Dean's journey of kink discovery.
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26 Jan 2015
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That first time Stiles decided it was probably wise to let sleeping werewolves lie.
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28 Sep 2012
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He has no idea what you're supposed to say when you find one of your...werewolf acquaintances, completely out of their mind, growling like they're about to see what your insides taste like. There's no handbook for this. Stiles is thinking that if he survives he might write one.
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27 Sep 2012
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Stiles finds himself in a secret werewolf community to participate in a mating run. Sterek happens. Side OC's.
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- Part 1 of Above the Noise
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