Wanderbird
Fandoms
- AFK Journey (Video Game) (2)
- Phineas and Ferb (1)
- QSMP | Quackity SMP (1)
- Dream SMP (1)
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Stacy was beginning to think she’d just imagined the whole thing.
So a week or two after a platypus and a pharmacist busted through her living room wall, Stacy found herself approaching Perry in Candace’s living room, and then following him out to her house to avoid the surveillance cameras that were apparently everywhere in the Flynn-Fletcher home, which was a whole other can of worms, because if she didn’t get some kind of confirmation one way or another, the suspense might actually kill her.
And who knew? Maybe Perry could use a friend.
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Technoblade has a problem.
The Nether needs a new incarnation of Blood. He is totally willing and qualified to be that new incarnation of Blood. But the ritual to actually *become* a suitable vessel for a god requires little things like external participants and power sources and outside participants to fuck AS a power source.Philza, having access to the vast libraries of the dead (and most of the people within), has a solution.
Kinktober day 4: hypnosis
(I got carried away again) (oh, well, plenty of opportunity for a part 2)Series
- Part 3 of Kinktober Spice
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Cellbit arranged to get kidnapped by a trusted and dangerous friend, for fun and profit and to put off actually communicating with his crush.
He gets more than he bargained for.Kinktober 2025, Day 2: Kidnapping
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- Part 2 of Kinktober Spice
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In which Merlin finds a long-since-forgotten toy and decides to show it off.
Do I have time to do Kinktober this year? Absolutely not. Am I writing smut about my new apparently-a-rarepair-despite-canon-hints anyway? YES.
Kinktober 2025, Day 1: Masturbation & Orgasm Control
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- Part 1 of Kinktober Spice
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Mostly a rewrite of the AFKJ intro! But stranger, queerer, and leaning more into Merlin's Many Problems.
......and also featuring the mutual yearning of two reserved older guys who adore each other, but aren't quite sure whether they *know* each other very well at all.
Let's see how far I get!
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Kinktober Spice by Wanderbird
Fandom AFK Journey (Video Game), Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP
07 Oct 2025
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Do I have time for this? No. Am I doing it anyway? Yes.
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One Thousand Painted Fans by JazTheBard for ThatFeanorian
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
25 Apr 2021
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Elrond does not want to be king. Legally, he has to be king, and also legally, he can't.
Gil-Galad doesn't want to not be king because he doesn't have a life outside of it and wouldn't know what to do with himself.
Somehow, they make it work.
The great platonic love story of their lives together from the early Second Age onward.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,319
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
- 800
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Bookmarked by Wanderbird
27 Apr 2026
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Two long-time enemy nations can't become meaningful allies overnight. Stories from the lives of a border-guard Herald and Sunpriest, from their first meeting to the end, and insights into just how Karse and Valdemar were able to turn around their relationship so fast.
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- 911,446
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Erik does want everything, wants Charles in his brain, in his body. He could make him want anything, do anything, and yet for all that, all he’s done is to bring Erik pleasure, to have him desire pleasure.
Its simply that the feeling of Charles rooting around in the most intimate part of his brain is something that Erik can’t stop thinking about.
Aka, what if Charles used Erik's powers on him for kinky sex.
Bookmarked by Wanderbird
09 Feb 2026
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Cool and epic, powers used very creatively for kink purposes! They are on that freak shit (complementary)!
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Simon used to be afraid of getting lost.
A collection of missing scenes from the events of Memory.
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Mutants and Mutants by Ecarden
Fandom Avengers (Comics), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold, X-Men - All Media Types
21 Oct 2023
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Simon Illyan find himself in the Marvel universe, a prisoner of the Mutant Response Division. The Emperor has given clear instructions on how mutants are to be handled. Bringing order to the chaos of the Marvel universe is a new challenge for him, but he's prepared for it, right?
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- 40
- Bookmarks:
- 60