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    Jaime Lannister’s entire acting career has been built on playing reckless cads and heartless villains – ever since a scandalous death on his first film, Kingslayer, was quickly hushed up at his father’s behest. Nearly fifteen years later, acclaimed director Olenna Tyrell has announced her retirement: after one last film, Oathkeeper, inspired by the mythic story of the Long Night. She wants Jaime to do what he does so well, play into his on-screen persona and off-screen reputation, and be a villain for the ages in her final film. But to make sure his infamous ways don’t interfere with production, she requires his personal assistant to keep him on the straight, narrow and sober. Brienne Tarth, in her first job on a film set, finds herself tasked with keeping the impossible Jaime Lannister under control …

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    20 Jul 2023

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    Possibly my favourite AO3 fic ever. Yes, it's very long, but it's really, really worth it.

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    In which Spectre is actually Bond's poorly written attempt at falsifying a mission report. Q wants a flight simulator, Eve wants more lines, and M wants a drink. Everybody's a critic.

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    19 Jul 2023

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    Such fun - brilliantly sends up just how mad the plots of Bond films actually are!

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    The reply to the Delta was swift, clipped and professional. "Delta four-zero-two-zero, continue Zulu-Alpha, follow British Airways, monitor tower one-two-three-niner," the voice said, and James had never been more eager to get instruction from an air traffic controller in his entire career. 

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    18 Jul 2023

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    This is brilliant! Funny, and seems very well researched.