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Not a Mounted Dildo but a Fuck Machine by NaroMoreau, summerofspock
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
26 Jul 2021
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Aziraphale and Crowley have lived together for three years when lockdown goes into effect. When Aziraphale meets a nice girl on Tinder who he thinks is his perfect match, he's delighted. There's just one hurdle: that pesky virginity thing. Lucky for him, Crowley has always been there for him. He's helped Aziraphale with every other problem through the years, why not this one?
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- Part 1 of NAMDBAFM
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Shower Sex is a Lie by saucySmutPigeon
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Feb 2024
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Our two heroes attempt a little happy fun time in the shower and it all goes wrong.
Bookmarked by What_box
18 May 2024
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Perfection 😆😆 somebody get David Attenborough on this angel/demon mating ritual documentary pls
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Strange Pilgrims: Being the Account of a lost Angel, the Journeys of a Demon, the meaning of Free Will, of the Unravelling of a Prophecy, and of Being Unravelled by it in Turn by sousverre
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
14 Jun 2023
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"Look, the whole of London's cracking up," she told him. "I'm finding it hard enough to work as it is without my commute being screwed up by the buses going on strike, and half my books turning into birds. That angel is wrecking everything, but in particular, my life - and you're too busy hating yourself to open your eyes and deal with it. I'm telling you, it has to stop."
"Is that all still happening?" Crowley said vaguely. "But I found him."
"Oh my God, you can tell you don't commute," Anathema said. "The buses went on strike, Mr. Crowley."
"That's perfectly normal for London. You'll learn."
"You're not listening! Not the drivers, the buses. They're organising - meeting in secret, holding little candlelight vigils. Nobody else really knows what's going on - everyone's just assuming it's, like, general TfL incompetence or something - but it's only a matter of time. So what are you going to do about it?"
"Er... have they submitted a list of their demands?" Crowley said helplessly.
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Sheepnanigans with Azshearaphale by Djapchan, JoseyxNeko, SkyAsimaru
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Noel's House Party (TV)
08 Jul 2026
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Formerly 'Farmyard Crack'
A series of one shots following Human!Crowley's relationship and antics with Sheep!Aziraphale (Azshearaphale), sometimes Cow!Crowley (Mooley), and every time Farmer!Shadwell.
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- 45
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- 11
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Crowley’s good deed in an Edinburgh graveyard goes unnoticed by Hell (for now). In the meantime, it’s up to Aziraphale to take care of a very drunk, very clingy demon.

