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Not a Mounted Dildo but a Fuck Machine by NaroMoreau, summerofspock
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
26 Jul 2021
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Aziraphale and Crowley have lived together for three years when lockdown goes into effect. When Aziraphale meets a nice girl on Tinder who he thinks is his perfect match, he's delighted. There's just one hurdle: that pesky virginity thing. Lucky for him, Crowley has always been there for him. He's helped Aziraphale with every other problem through the years, why not this one?
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- Part 1 of NAMDBAFM
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Shower Sex is a Lie by saucySmutPigeon
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Feb 2024
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Our two heroes attempt a little happy fun time in the shower and it all goes wrong.
Bookmarked by What_box
18 May 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Perfection 😆😆 somebody get David Attenborough on this angel/demon mating ritual documentary pls
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Sheepnanigans with Azshearaphale by Djapchan, JoseyxNeko, SkyAsimaru
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Noel's House Party (TV)
08 Jul 2026
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Formerly 'Farmyard Crack'
A series of one shots following Human!Crowley's relationship and antics with Sheep!Aziraphale (Azshearaphale), sometimes Cow!Crowley (Mooley), and every time Farmer!Shadwell.
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- 57,732
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- 45
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Crowley’s good deed in an Edinburgh graveyard goes unnoticed by Hell (for now). In the meantime, it’s up to Aziraphale to take care of a very drunk, very clingy demon.
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Ineffable Growing Love by Mimisempai
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types
13 Aug 2026
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- 238,277
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Know Thyself by Aidaran
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Feb 2024
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One day Crowley was bound to drink himself to another dimension. What he didn't expect was to find another Crowley and Aziraphale there: two alternate versions of him and the angel that had somehow made things work between them.
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“Oh, poor dear.” Again Aziraphale pulled him close. “Believe me when I say your Aziraphale went to Heaven to protect you. He does love you.”“You can’t know. You don’t know him.”
“Maybe. But I know myself. And I wouldn’t sacrifice this place of mine for anything other than you, Crowley.”
“He’s not you. I don’t have what you two have. He didn’t want me.”
Crowley had probably never looked less cool than he was looking at this moment. Shivering, mouth closed in a thin line and trembling. His eyes burned so much he’d had to close them while the tears flowed, clinging to Aziraphale and the Other Crowley as pathetic little noises escaped his throat.
He was sober for what he felt was the first time in months, and he was suffering it. He was overflowing with pain, anger, envy, and hate.
With love. Need. Want.
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Aziraphale is back with a new fantasy for them to act out - professor and naughty student.
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- Part 17 of Fantasies
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“I never wanted to do this with a human,” Aziraphale admitted as Crowley nuzzled his neck, tasting the angel’s gossamer skin. “They… They wouldn’t understand.” Aziraphale’s hands hovered over the button of his fly.
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"I used to think about you in there, fucking humans, and it would make me nearly insane with jealousy. I wanted to storm in there and scare all of them away from you, then fuck you myself.”
“I see,” Aziraphale said from behind his wineglass. His eyes were twinkling. “And that’s the next fantasy you’d like to act out?”
“Yeah. I… yeah.”
“Well, I’m certainly agreeable. How do you want to go about it?”
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- Part 14 of Fantasies
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- English
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- 5,934
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- 1/1
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- 73
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08 Feb 2024
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As Long as I Fall by Aidaran
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Sep 2024
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Heaven is so high up that once you’re there, Aziraphale realizes the only way out is to fall.
In an attempt to stop the apocalypse once more, he steals the Book of Life and The Messiah's soul, placing him back on Earth as Adam’s brother. Now suspended somewhere between falling and fallen, Aziraphale needs help from the only one he can trust to navigate his new life. The same demon he rejected a lifetime ago.
Despite how they parted, Crowley can't turn his back on the aching angel, working through his pain and heartache as they slowly inch towards one another, acting on millennia of bottled-up feelings and desire.
The only problem? Adam’s powers are still alive, and he wants everybody to have their “happy ever after” in his town.
Or else.
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The Beginning and the End by snae_b
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Feb 2024
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A bitter alpha. A closeted omega. Alone together at the end of the world.
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- English
- Words:
- 45,058
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 1,379
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- 1,219
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- 275
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22 Jan 2024
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Hold me like a knife by demonsandpieohmy
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Dec 2023
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“Stop it!” Crowley yelled at the Bentley. “I know what you’re doing, and it’s not going to work!” He could only imagine what he looked like to the humans nearby, screaming at a car while soaked to the bone in the freezing rain. “He abandoned us, he doesn’t give a shit about us anymore, about me, and I don’t care about him!”
Another punch to the gut, this one ten times stronger than the rest, sent Crowley falling to the sidewalk. He leaned back against the Bentley’s frame, breathing hard. The instinct had never felt this intense before, and that thought caused his stupid weak brain to slowly replace anger with fear.
“You’d better be on death’s fucking door, Aziraphale.”
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After being abandoned by his angel, Crowley is forced to come to Aziraphale's aid one final time. In heaven, Aziraphale discovers what really happened in the bookshop.
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- Part 1 of Hold me like a knife
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Aziraphale ascends to the highest level of the Archangels. And he remembers—well. It’s not important what he remembers.
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- English
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- 354,939
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- 22/?
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- 2,168
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Bookmarked by What_box
21 Jan 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Stopped at Chapter 4 - too busy, wanna pick back up later.
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Prince Aziraphale is about to be crowned King of Angelhaven when he's taken captive by pirates. When he's sold as a pleasure slave to King Crowley, ruler of the nation readying for war with his, he is forced to keep his identity a secret as he tries to find a way home and keep peace. But not everything at King Crowley's court is as it seems and Aziraphale will have to face machinations of a Royal Court that are far more complex than he had thought.
A Captive Prince AU with an omegaverse twist.
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- Part 1 of Mark of the Serpent
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 150,554
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 1,409
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- 2,669
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20 Jan 2024
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Being dumped unceremoniously close to his rut, Aziraphale frets. He wishes he could suppress it entirely, but it's too late for that. Spending it alone would be hell, so when his friend Anathema offers him a solution, Aziraphale is determined to try it.
Because it will be easier, of course. No strings attached whatsoever.
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Such Shaping Fantasies by kiripin, Puddinpocalypse (ValarMorghulis508)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
19 Jan 2024
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Crowley really, really wants to be held down and used by Aziraphale in his true angelic form. It’s risky, but after taking some precautions, they give it a go.
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In the Loop by FuzzyGoblin
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Jan 2024
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Aziraphale awakens to discover that Crowley has shifted into his snake form at some point during the night...
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- Part 1 of Snexy Times
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Edinburgh by Depressedpenguin2
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale saves Crowley from the claws of hell after he does a good deed. Vowing to protect him, keeping him hidden in his bookshop.
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- English
- Words:
- 15,114
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 24
- Kudos:
- 163
- Bookmarks:
- 30
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- 4,624
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19 Jan 2024
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They were safe by orphan_account
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Jan 2024
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Crowley felt his consciousness float away blissfully.
“You have such beautiful hair, dear. I am so glad you’ve decided to grow it out”.
“Mhm,” Crowley agreed absentmindedly, “thisss, it’s nice.”
“You enjoy it, dear?” Aziraphale asked, although Crowley suspected he knew the answer well. “I’m so very glad. I love this, really, you have such wonderful hair. Thank you.”
Aziraphale drew closer to his neck as he spoke, all but whispering the last few words. It sent shivers down Crowley’s spine.
Aziraphale hummed as he felt him tremble, the bastard.
Or: Soft domestic fluff and smut, set after all is resolved in season 3. The ineffables deserve a break and so do we all. Set right after Christmas.
Featuring: mentions of ducks, hair grooming as a love language, bathtub fluff, bathtub spice, somewhat emotional sex.