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Yusuf's men get to use Nicolo's mouth while Yusuf fucks him. Some nights that's only a few men. Most nights, though, Yusuf takes forever to finish and Nicolo goes through his entire army.
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23 May 2025
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“Booker!” Andy shouts. “Get your sons out of my hair!”
She's clearly referring to Nicky and Joe. Nile looks helplessly at Booker.
"What am I missing?"
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Andy, Quynh, and Booker rescue Nicky and Joe when they are children and raise them.
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23 May 2025
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“Nicky.”
Booker says Nicky’s name quietly, likely hoping that Joe won’t hear.
Joe snarls and looks to the backseat of the car where Nicky isn't moving, which means he can't walk.
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Or, big wounds do take longer, and brain injuries heal strangest of all. Joe tries to take care of Nicky while he recovers. His own broken heart may take forever to heal.
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23 May 2025
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did you walk on water just to save me? by BeesKnees, Nele
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
17 Jul 2022
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Quynh is lost but not for long.
Andromache, Yusuf, and Nicolo save her this time.
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23 May 2025
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Common Tongue of You Loving Me by thehoney
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
08 Aug 2022
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Nicolò had always known Yusuf was aware of his many shortcomings, but to have them brought into such stark light, one right after another? All while he could say nothing to defend himself? It was unbearable. Nicolò had never felt more like the millstone around Yusuf’s neck, tied to him by circumstance, bound to drag him down.
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Nicolò's past catches him off guard on a sunny day in the form of his estranged brother. Will Yusuf still wish to remain with him, even after he learns how shameful Nicolò truly is?
AKA the backstory for my headcanon on why they usually only speak to each other in Italian.
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21 May 2025
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21 May 2025
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"Do any of you ever get the feeling we are not quite living up to the world's expectations of kinky sex clubs?"
"No, Nicolò. Not once." Quynh surveys the table in front of her, selects a card from her hand, and adds it to the discard pile. "Uno."
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20 May 2025
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Worshipping the River God by stiltonbasket
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jun 2025
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When Lan Wangji came to the magistrate’s estate in Yunmeng, he found the aged manor house in a state of neglect.
The county was no longer what it used to be. Few people within its borders could truly be called wealthy; and with no diversions for rich men to be had within a day’s travel from the magistrate’s seat, a posting in Yunmeng had long been considered something of a punishment in the capital.
We grant Lan Wangji a fifteen years’ appointment at the magistrate’s office in Yunmeng, read the imperial decree bestowed to Lan Wangji last month. In this way, the Second Young Master Lan can serve the people in peace, in accordance with his temperament.
This did not come as a surprise, for Lan Wangji’s appointment—which he did not consider a punishment, in spite of the circumstances—had been granted in retribution for his brother’s betrayal of the Emperor.
In which Lan Wangji goes into exile, immerses himself in local tradition, and falls in love with a river god.
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18 May 2025
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a family that flies together (Quidditch AU verse) by mehm, S3anchaidh
Fandom: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
20 Dec 2024
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A professional Quidditch AU with an auspicious beginning for a certain Beater and Seeker, a muggle-born Chaser finding her feet with(out) the dubious mentorship of a very tired Keeper, and an Italy versus France rivalry that apparently transcends even magic and every single sport.
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17 May 2025
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Joe takes his pony to be bred by one of the stallions at Andy's stables
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15 May 2025
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"We have experience with this," Nicky told her, gesturing to her arm. "It will take about a week to grow back."
"Six days," said Joe, and Nicky inclined his head at the correction, the corner of his mouth ticking up very slightly.
"I don't want to know, do I?" Nile asked, although part of her really did.
In which immortality is full of new experiences, and Nile asks a question she wishes she hadn't.
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15 May 2025
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"How long are you going to keep us here?" Nicky asked.
"It need not be long. You could be free in less than an hour if you give me what I want."
"But I don't know anything!" Nicky blurted out, sounding genuinely frustrated. "I don't know what you want from me."
The interrogator cupped Nicky's chin, fingers leaving small dents in Nicky's pale skin. "Oh, Mr. Jones. You know exactly what I want from you."
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What if a different team member was sent to retrieve Nile in Afghanistan (and then everything went horribly wrong)?
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13 May 2025
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“We are embarking on a pilgrimage, Nile,” Joe says, with none of the irony of someone who has genuinely pilgrimaged over multiple continents. “Together, the four of us, we journey with the rest of the world to a common ground. A sacred ground. A place where brothers and sisters of all backgrounds gather together to watch the most fantastic displays of athleticism known to man—”
“Wait, I thought the Olympics weren’t for two more years?” Nile interrupts, confused.
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13 May 2025
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“Joe,” Nicky grumbles. He puts his right arm around Joe’s back anyway, running his hand up and down Joe’s spine. To think he used to be so practiced in asceticism. Centuries with the most caring and the most attractive man alive will do that to anyone, though.
The pair of them always go wild after these missions, when they finally have the time and space to savor one another. Joe still drives Nicky crazy after all these years, and by some miracle, Joe delights in Nicky’s presence just the same. Here and now, though? When Nicky has to wait for that time? When they cannot be alone together for even a spare minute? Nicky feels like he’s choking on his own arousal. He could die from this want.
(Written for a prompt on the kink meme: 5 times Nicky woke up from sleeping in his fucking jeans in whatever fucking dump Andy is currently calling a safe house, ragingly hard with the love of his life plastered to his body + 1 time he got to do something about it)
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13 May 2025
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Whenever he is asked, Joe tells people he met the love of his life on the worst night of his life when his uptight Catholic neighbor decided to break into his apartment wearing panties on the night of his boyfriend's birthday, help himself to some cake and imply to Joe's boyfriend that they'd slept together.
Joe swears, he swears, this all makes sense in context.
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13 May 2025
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Twenty-Five Love Letters for a Priest by fishie_scribbles for Occlusivelare
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
19 Feb 2023
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In 2012, amateur art restorer Alessandra De Lorenzo found twenty-five letters safely hidden in a choral book placed in the library of Praglia Abbey. All written in the autumn and winter of 1529 - 1530, the letters, which mix four different languages, document a love story like no other: a newly initiated priest was receiving them from a desperate lover, who was pleading him to abandon priesthood and resume their relationship.
To study these letters, the language employed within them, and their historical importance, three PhDs were employed: Doctor Pia Romola, Doctor Dimitrios Yannaras, and Doctor Fahd Wardi. These are their findings.
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Alternatively: that time Joe pissed Nicky off so much he decided to get back into priesthood just to spite him, and Joe, the desperate, romantic lover he canonically is, wrote him letters to convince him to come back home.
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Alternatively alternatively: as she's settling into immortality, Nile finds an academic essay that details Joe and Nicky's relationship in the early XVI Century and has so, so many questions to ask them.
[The first chapter is focused on the academic essay; the second one is very much Nile centric]
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09 May 2025
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Fledglings by quincette for Wings_of_Indigo
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
13 Jan 2023
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“You’re in trouble, Candidate Thousand-Sixty-Nine.”He must be enjoying this, Nicolò thinks bitterly. “It’s obvious, isn’t it?” he replies, trying vainly to slow his descent by changing the trajectory of his fall – no point in landing in the designated spot in pieces.
“Not enough stones and a malfunctioning chute.”
Yusuf’s voice is muffled by static, but Nicolò could imagine the sneer.
“Are you going to tell me about my poor math skills next?” he manages. “Like how I chose brick instead of membrane structure?”
It is silent for a few seconds before he answers. “You should have chosen the membrane. Our dummies would have lived.”
Holy Mother take this man.“Yeah,” he says. “No shit.” It would be nice if he could live now; he’s not a screaming dummy in a simulation.
Then he feels a tug on his pack and looks up to see Yusuf cutting off his defective parachute.
“What are you doing?”
“I have no time to wait for you to get over your pride and ask me for help, Priest.”
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09 May 2025
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“You said we don't live forever,” Nile says to Andy.
“We don't,” Andy says, “but we live for a while.”Bookmarked by WhinnithePooh
08 May 2025
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Nicky had turned his back on the gang, and he had to be punished for it. He never expected to wake up.
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08 May 2025
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Nicky got himself killed acting recklessly. Now he has to pay the price for damaging Joe's property.
Nile doesn't like that Nicky thinks of himself that way.
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07 May 2025