15 Bookmarks by XYilonka
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Alhaitham has apparently decided to go about seducing Kaveh in the stupidest manner possible. And yet, that absurdity pales in comparison to Kaveh’s own stupidity—because somehow, against all reason, his roommate’s idiotic attempts to seduce him are working.
Kaveh turns to glare at Alhaitham, and Alhaitham stares back at him levelly—which only makes indignation boil hotter in Kaveh’s gut, even as his eyes drift to Alhaitham’s infuriating lips and start replaying that memory from this morning.
He knows what he saw. He’d watched as Alhaitham rounded his lips, took that banana far into his throat, and slowly dragged his mouth up the length, flicking his tongue at the tip. He’d seen Alhaitham start to repeat the motion, pausing with his eyes locked onto Kaveh’s—and then, with a half-lidded stare, he’d casually taken a bite and walked out of the room, brushing against Kaveh as he left.
Kaveh had been completely awake. And whatever the fuck Alhaitham was doing, it had been completely intentional.
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28 Aug 2025
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What if Alucard acted slightly more like Dracula from the novel? AKA Integra Hellsing, 12 year old, is bewildered, bemused, and flabbergasted by this strange vampire.
Or:
I Dracula Daily'd AlucardBookmarked by XYilonka
28 Jan 2025
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Death, Taxes, and Pining Fools by Cavalierious for moepuff
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Jun 2024
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So Alhaitham thinks through all those reasons again. There are three things certain in his life; death, taxes, and that he’s in love with Kaveh.
“They are,” he eventually says. “Good enough reasons, I mean.”
He lets Kaveh think it’s for the taxes. Alhaitham marries him because it’s love.
Kaveh proposes marriage for tax benefits.
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- Part 1 of And They Were Roommates
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03 Oct 2024
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a feeling i can't shove down by dearwormwood for dendromirror
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Sep 2024
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His headphones are broken.
Alhaitham stares down at them, feeling a well of frustration and anger grow. He’s supposed to be getting them maintained every six months, due to the high usage and custom specifications. He’s just been so busy with the Acting Grand Sage business and whatever else that he just… forgot. It’s been a year now, and they finally decided to give up the ghost.
It shouldn’t be a big deal. It shouldn’t be a problem.
But there’s an ache in his neck and his cape isn’t sitting right and now his headphones are broken.
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13 Sep 2024
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There's this thing, a sort of affliction, that AlHaitham has grappled with since the moment he met Kaveh. Some of the guiding principles he adheres to, those filters he relies on to navigate his life, seem to falter in their efficacy when Kaveh is added as a variable. His encounters with the architect often disrupt his usual rationality.
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09 May 2024
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A Break With Convention by scholomancefan
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Mar 2024
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Shang Qinghua uses the return home function to escape Linguang-jun after the debacle of Mobei-jun’s ascension ceremony. When he arrives at his old life, he finds it changed; he is now renowned as the author of Proud Immortal Demon Way and its spinoff, Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System.
He is in fact so successful that he’s paid to give talks on his writing process - including at the second annual PIDW/SVSSS convention: BingheCon!
Life is great, and this is his happily ever after! …Isn’t it?
Meanwhile, Mobei-jun, Shen Qingqiu, and Luo Binghe won’t let him go so easily. They team up to go after him, only to find themselves in a very strange place, surrounded by very strange people.
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Bookmarked by XYilonka
09 Mar 2024
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An Isekai’d User's Guide to Making Life in a New World Easier - An Architect's Undertaking! by AracelysDelusion
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Jan 2024
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“Wait!” Kaveh suddenly interrupted Mehrak, causing its screen’s eyes to shift to wider, hollow ones for a split second as to indicate surprise, “Even if my character in this world is just another version of me, it’s a still a way different world, so I can’t still possibly have-”
“Unfortunately User Kaveh, even in this world you are still in debt.”
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Angry with the death of his favorite character, Kaveh writes a scathing review of Genshin Impact and then promptly gets WWE smackdowned via truck. Though instead of dying, he finds himself waking up face to face with said dead game character! What the hell is going on?!
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24 Feb 2024
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Betting Against the Table by chaoticgoodlawyer for Antaresia
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Dec 2022
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After being kidnapped by his favorite character, Shen Yuan decides to roll with it on one condition: Emperor Luo Binghe has to let him go back to his own apartment whenever he goes on a "quest." For a kidnapper, Luo Binghe is surprisingly accommodating, and agrees.
Wondering how much time Shen Yuan will have to himself away from the sticky emperor, he makes a spreadsheet to estimate how long Binghe will be gone. Only, because he's Shen Yuan, it escalates quickly from there to a massive project to prevent Luo Binghe from suffering!
Ah, Binghe?! What do you mean you didn't bring back a new wife!?
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Bookmarked by XYilonka
05 Aug 2023
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Ningguang didn't need companionship until she lost the Jade Chamber.
Beidou didn't need to face her guilt until it crushed her beneath its weight.
Through endless bickering, a surprise vacation, and dominance and submission, two powerful women learn to heal and fall in love.
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- Part 27 of in every life, yours;
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05 Jun 2023
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After the first day of the Interdarshan Championship, Kaveh asks Alhaitham to praise him during sex—because although the two of them disdain each other, they somehow keep ending up in bed together.
“Strong,” Alhaitham murmurs, kissing from Kaveh’s thigh to his hip. “Resolute.”
Stop, Kaveh wants to say. You’re wrong, you’re lying, you’re cruel.
But he asked for this. He asked Alhaitham to take him to bed and praise him, to make him feel like he’s not a complete failure.
Alhaitham knows that Kaveh is none of the words leaving his mouth. Kaveh is neither strong nor resolute, and he is certainly not enough.
But Alhaitham is a linguist. And that means he’s good with words, Kaveh supposes—even when he doesn’t mean them.
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26 May 2023
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Kaveh goes on a trip into the ruins, and Alhaitham spends the next four months searching every part of himself for him.
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- Part 2 of upon your shores
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15 May 2023
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"Alhaitham didn't even know what ‘touch-starved’ meant until Kaveh's hand touched his by accident."
Every time Kaveh gets drunk, he comes to Alhaitham room and starts kissing him and Alhaitham lets him, since it's the only time he can pretend they're something more than roommates.
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24 Apr 2023
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Kaveh talks Alhaitham through sensory overload.
Gentleness, patience, and the beginnings of something warm.
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22 Apr 2023
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Kaveh ends up confessing to Alhaitham during a big fight before the architect leaves for a longterm desert project. Kaveh then meets an accident and is officially proclaimed dead by the Matra.
Two years later, the Traveler claims Kaveh is seen alive, in Fontaine, seemingly without a memory of who he is, living an entirely different life.
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Bookmarked by XYilonka
16 Apr 2023
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Right Person, Wrong Time by corduroyserpent
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2024
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“How many balls do you weigh?”
Zhuzhi-lang blinks. He has never considered such a question before. “This one will have to defer to your judgment.”
“Hm.” Six Balls cups his chin, giving Zhuzhi-lang a solid once-over. “I’d wager at least ten. Possibly more, I’m not an expert.”
Yeah. This is a thing I've written. Bamboo Balls <3
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28 Mar 2023