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When Your Heart Beats (Next to Mine) by poisonivory, returnsandreturns, Werelibrarian
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV)
29 Jun 2017
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“Only someone who’s never had an orgasm would say that orgasms are not big a deal,” Foggy retorts. “I mean, how old were you when decided that Jesus wanted you to be sad forever?”
“Not forever, just until marriage,” Matt corrects. “And I was eleven.”
“So you…what, just never jerked off?” Foggy asks. “Not once, all through puberty?”
“Not once.”
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The Definition of Handsome by writing_among_lilypads
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
12 Feb 2021
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Sure, Thorin wasn’t the prettiest dwarf in sight, but nothing that warranted the disgust Bilbo seemed to harbor towards their King. Dwalin will be damned if he let this hobbit disrespect Thorin like that, his dear friend and King. That’s no way to integrate into their already closed off group, Dwalin thought, however much he knew some of the dwarrow were eager to make Bilbo’s acquaintance.
Based on the lovely headcanon that Thorin is ugly by dwarven standards, and Bilbo couldn't disagree more. His Gay Yearning (TM) is mistaken for utter repulsion by the rest of the company, which causes some problems.
Edit: 10/9-21, slight rewordings and overall improvements! No storyline changes, but hopefully a couple months' experience makes for a less cringey read and fewer spelling/grammar/punctuation errors. Shout at me in the comments if I missed anything!
Previously titled "Of a Love-struck Hobbit and Protective Dwarves".
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Bookmarker's Notes
dwarves beauty standards and miscommunication
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The Soft Zone by SunshineExploder
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
17 Mar 2024
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They're two broken, no good, down bad losers who are learning to eat shit together. Maybe learning to love along the way, if it doesn't kill them first.
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Angel Dust/Husk emotional smut and tooth rotting fluff oneshots telling one big story
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23 Mar 2024
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Fruit of the Spirit by Lexi Banner (jinbaittai)
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Sep 2023
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06 Sep 2023
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Nothing Lasts Forever by dove_dove
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Aug 2023
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Extreme sap. A little heavy. Enter at your own risk.
“Gorgeous,” Crowley finally said, admiring the dazzling scene before them. “Absolutely gorgeous.”
Aziraphale looked up at him, face glowing in the fresh starshine. “Gorgeous indeed.”
They kissed. For ages. It might’ve been hours, maybe centuries. Time barely reached them here.
Millions of years later, Crowley and Aziraphale return to the place they first met.
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18 Aug 2023