Zedortoo
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My Big Fat Cybertronian Wedding by Zedortoo
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
28 Jan 2026
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Miko learns that Optimus Prime and Ratchet never got to have a proper sparkbonding ceremony. She takes it upon herself to plan them a wedding. What could possibly go wrong?
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Soothing old Scars by Zedortoo
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
08 Nov 2025
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Ratchet is determined not to burden the rest of his team with the horrors of his past. His team wants him to realize they love him no matter what.
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Knockout and Ratchet fight at Waffle House by Zedortoo
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
25 Aug 2025
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What it says on the tin really.
The boys tell Miko about the wonders of Waffle House fights, and of course, she wants to go see one for herself. Everything goes downhill from there, but she gets to see a fight alright. -
Cranky Doctors with Addiction Problems and Dead Boyfriends by Zedortoo
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types, House M.D.
09 Jul 2025
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After losing Wilson, House finds himself working in a top-secret government facility in the middle of the desert. It's not the worst job in the world- apart from Ratchet, his giant alien robot research partner.
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Giant cranky Autobot radiator by Zedortoo
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
09 May 2025
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An unexpected cold snap hits the base, and the kids get too chilly while playing in the snow. Even though he swears he doesn't care, Ratchet ends up going out of his way to warm them back up. In the end, this devolves into a giant cuddle puddle on the base floor. And Ratchet will STILL insist he hates the kids, as he does.
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In These Hands by TheThirdTimesACharm
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
01 Jul 2019
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For rejecting a Senator’s advances Ratchet finds himself stripped of his job, his home, and his titles. Cast into the lowest regions of Cybertron society the once-medic becomes entwined with a rising anti-functionist movement, tangled further with their gladiatorial leader.
MegatronXRatchet
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Bookmarked by Zedortoo
20 Jan 2026
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My Totally Real Mary Sue Husband Who Lives Back On Cybertron by oogenesis for Soulsteel
Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007), The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
05 Jan 2021
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“I mean,” said Bumblebee, “Ratchet’s lying.”
“What makes you think that?” said Prowl.
“Uh, hello? How about everything?” Bumblebee waved a hand. “Like, look at the facts! Ratchet has this conjunx that we’ve never heard about, who’s super handsome and also apparently one of the greatest martial artists to ever live? Ratchet? That grumpy old sack of bolts who’s no treat on the eyes either? He has to be making it up! It has big stinking lie written all over it!”
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- Part 9 of highlights reel
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12 Jan 2026
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Being used as a pillow (Day 16) by SilverHarpy
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
28 Dec 2025
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“Are you…?” Ratchet spoke hoarsely and quietly a quarter of an hour later, barely moving the microplates of his lips. “Using my chevron as a datapad stand…?”
“Your complaint is unfounded, my friend,” Optimus remarked softly with a gentle smile, and the rumble of his low voice, echoing as a faint vibration through the armor, made Ratchet tighten his grip on the deflector. “After all, you yourself have been using my chassis as a pillow for nearly an hour now.”Series
- Part 2 of Optiratch Month 2025
Bookmarked by Zedortoo
01 Jan 2026
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Unseen Scars by GemmaRose for bannerenthusiast
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
18 Oct 2022
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Ratchet is resilient. He has to be, to have survived four million years as Autobot CMO and everything that's come after. But the past has a nasty habit of catching up with everyone, sooner or later.
Bookmarked by Zedortoo
16 Dec 2025
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After a long day, Ratchet’s family have some ideas about how to help him wind down.
Written for the Doctor I Love You zine
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07 Nov 2025