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  1. JJK Febuwhump 2025 by

    Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)

    22 Feb 2025

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    swallowing rocks, swallowing peach skins by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    23 Jul 2023

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    There is an indescribable rage boiling within Lan Wangji's chest.

     

    Lan Wangji has often heard stories of unsuspecting travelers being taken from their camp within the night, held against their wills only to be somehow found weeks later, dead and in the most horrid of states.

    Stories are hard enough to read about. It is worse, he thinks, when it is Wei Ying he is here with, gagged and bound in the same way.

    They walk, and walk, and walk, and they do not stop.

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    31 Oct 2025

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    Hide and Seek by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    29 Oct 2023

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    The Chief Cultivator and his husband are missing, and that's just the beginning of everyone's problems.

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    25 Oct 2025

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    paid in blood by

    Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)  

    30 May 2025

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    “Why is gege sitting like that?” San Lang asked softly.

    Xie Lian blinked his eyes open. He'd been falling asleep, his body still so tired from everything it had been through in the depths of the cave.

    “Hm?” How was he sitting? Xie Lian thought about it for a moment, and then he realised. Oh.

    He was sitting with his back against the maple tree, his head tilted slightly backwards and to the side to expose his neck, the insides of his wrists turned upwards, resting on his thighs.

    Xie Lian had trained himself to sit like that in the presence of vampires, so there was less chance of them pulling on and twisting his numb arms or hurting his neck.

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    After an accident, banished fairy Xie Lian becomes the unwilling guest of a sect of vampires. When another powerful vampire destroys the sect and takes Xie Lian home to help him recover, Xie Lian is faced with the challenge of convincing his saviour that he really really wouldn't mind if he were to drink some of his blood.

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    22 Oct 2025

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    Blooming Days by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    03 Jan 2021

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    “Sweetheart! I’m so so late, sorry, sorry, a thousand apologies! Aiya, how could I have made you wait like this! You would not believe the time I’ve had trying to get here!” As the stranger spoke, he smoothly made his way to Lan Zhan’s table and plopped down in the seat across from him. Lan Zhan had never seen him before in his life, and yet here he was, stowing his bag at his feet and looking every inch the penitent boyfriend. He briefly wondered if he had somehow crossed into a parallel universe, because what.

    Lan Zhan gets stood up. Somehow, he ends up with a boyfriend anyway.

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    17 Oct 2025

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    What Is In A Name by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    10 Dec 2023

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    It was just their luck, really, to rest from their duties in a haunted inn.

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    The Lan Sizhui reveal but far earlier and maybe a little angsty-er

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    16 Sep 2025