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  1. Public Bookmark 74

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    “Don’t let him escape!”

    Spiritual energy surges forward in a wave.

    Wei Wuxian laughs.

    The sound rips itself from his chest, raw and sharp, edged with hysteria. It echoes off the cliffs, carrying unnaturally far. Several cultivators falter, their advance stuttering as they look up at him in alarm.

    “Escape?” he repeats, voice carrying easily over the chaos, “Oh, you little fools, I’m not going anywhere.”

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    It is the Siege of The Burial Mounds. Wei Wuxian is the only one left alive. Instead of sacrificing himself to destroy the Stygian Tiger Amulet, Wei Wuxian finds him absorbing all of the energy in the Burial Mounds in his grief, in his anger, in his rage.

    Once he returns to reality, he finds all of the cultivators who had participated in the siege kowtowing before him.

    Wei Wuxian is about to have a lot of fun.

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    20 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 48

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    “No-!” Lan Wangji surges forward, but he is too far, the water resisting every step.

    Lan Yuan struggles, small hands grasping at the stones, terror etched across his face.

    “DIEDIE!”

    Something breaks in Lan Wangji’s chest.

    Then- a sound.

    A dizi.

    Not Lan Yuan’s.

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    Lan Wangji goes on his first night hunt outside of Gusu territory in five years, accompanied may his eight year old son, Lan Yuan.

    Little did they know, their lives would change forever. And for the better as well.

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    18 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 29

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    Lan Wangji’s hand is there immediately, warm and solid, fingers threading through his.

    “No, no, no,” Wei Wuxian murmurs as they start to move him, panic flaring weakly.

    His grip isn’t strong, but it’s desperate.

    “L’n Zhan-”

    “I’m here,” Lan Wangji says, and this time there’s no calm left to hide behind, “I’m not going anywhere, baobei.”

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    Wei Wuxian has spent the last seven months dealing with his CRPS diagnosis. It's not the best life ever, but it's what he has, and he's happy enough with it.

    But then he has a seizure.

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    18 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 69

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    Megumi’s determined to make Yuuji’s birthday perfect - he’d just rather do it without accidentally exposing his not-at-all-huge crush in the process.

    Or, the story of how burned pancakes, a terrible horror movie, and a pair of Sasuke and Naruto plushies manage to bring two idiots together.

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    "I mean, uh, I know that your stupid wormo man prequel movie came out, and uh. You should. Go see it."

    Smooth. Very smooth. Megumi managed to phrase that so badly that the whole point was lost. He wanted to bang his head against the wall.

    "See it... alone?" Yuuji said slowly.

    "No!" Megumi said, a little too loudly.

    He flinched, and took a deep breath.

    "I mean," he said, trying to regain his composure. "I'll come with you. If... if you want. Not because I want to see the movie or anything, but I just figured it would be fun to hang out or whatever. Not that I was going to invite you to come along or anything. You can do whatever you want. It's your birthday. I'm not forcing you. I don't care."

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Just your typical, everyday fake-dating Itafushi AU. Except, Yuuji's pretending to date Tsumiki, and, well… he might be just a little disastrously gay for her brother. Chaos ensues.

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    Yuuji stared.

    There was absolutely no way that Tsumiki just forgot to mention that her brother happened to be the most gorgeous man ever to grace this earth. That had to be deliberate.

    Because how else was he supposed to react to that?

    Tsumiki was gorgeous, sure, but she was gorgeous in a sweet, approachable way. Like, if you saw her walking down the street, you'd ask her for directions. Megumi, though? Megumi looked like he would either punch you or kiss you, depending on the situation. And, either way, it would probably be the hottest experience of your life. Either way, it was deeply unfair that someone so attractive could exist.

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    28 Feb 2026