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“Sometimes, when two people love each other, it’s really unfortunate.”
(snippets of a prime time, whirlwind romance that ruined absolutely everything)
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- Part 1 of Gravity (Big Shot Era Spamtenna)
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31 Jul 2025
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Spamton accidentally falls out of the inventory after the events of Chapter 3. Alone and without anybody to help him in Castle Town, where mainly those who still know him aren't friendly to him, Spamton finds a recently-recruited television who doesn't recognize him whatsoever and chooses to use this to his advantage.
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31 Jul 2025
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starring DAVE STRIDER | KARKAT VANTAS | DAVEPETASPRITE^2 | JUNE EGBERT | JADE HARLEY | ROXY LALONDE | DIRK STRIDER | ROSE LALONDE
Dave Strider gets invited to watch Davepeta film a movie.
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20 Apr 2025
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You have been on the meteor for one day, after having managed to find a room to call your own. Your sleep was terrible, you're hungry, and you're rubbing the back of your head as you grumble.
Three years must pass until you're allowed to do anything else.
Maybe you won't hate yourself by then.
TW: Depression, eating issues, probably one or two other details I may be forgetting but it has lots of angst!!!
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30 Dec 2024
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The Beta Kids had only been a band for a month or two before creative differences break them up. The four members each find their own ways to express their musical talents.
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05 Nov 2024
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DIRK: You heard me.
DIRK: Stop being a pussy.
DIRK: Go get your stuff back.(or, after a traumatic breakup, karkat moves in with three dysfunctional humans.)
(or, new troll.)
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16 Oct 2024
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The Game is over. You've won.
But it was a long, hard, painful victory, and the rewards have a catch, and you're all a little broken. But you'll stick together anyway because that's just what you do. You help each other cope and somehow in the end you'll make it through.
((Humanstuck AU: Mainly Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas. Dave second-person POV. Post-Sburb.))
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12 Jul 2024
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05 Jul 2024
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Karkat accidentally hits Dave with his car and, upon finding out that he's concussed and has some broken bones, guiltily agrees to take care of him until he heals.
Soulmate au
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17 Jun 2024
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"Who the hell are you?" Jon could feel his hands shaking.
The man laughed, taking a step forward and raising a hand to point at him.
"I'm you, from the future!" he said, then swayed, eyes going unfocused, and collapsed to the floor in a dead faint.
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Post-season-four Jon and Martin time travel back to the season one Archives.- Language:
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08 Apr 2024
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He's so fucking tired, is the thing. He's so tired of treading water. He's so tired of trying so hard to remain himself, to not let his soul be wiped away by Cal's domination. It would be so much easier to let go. It would be so easy.
But he can't, he won't, he won't, because that would mean leaving Cal alone with Dave.
who is the real puppet ? and who is the puppeteer ?
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08 Apr 2024
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"The good news is that I was invited, which—I guess is an improvement," Brett began, but even so, Reagan knew the but was coming before he'd even introduced it, so it was hardly surprising when it followed, "but...uh, the kinda-bad news is that the invitation says that I’m only allowed to go to the renewal if I bring a plus-one."
“...wait, plus-one as in, like, a human sacrifice?” Reagan flatlined, brows furrowing.
“No, as a—uh, as a date. A girlfriend.”
In which Brett Hand needs a date to his parents' vow renewal, and Reagan owes more favors than she can count.
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25 Aug 2023
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Dave is so touch-starved that he flinches away when anyone tries to touch him. He hires a professional cuddler in an effort to work past his issues.
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05 Aug 2023
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This apartment, these walls and corners, these floors and doorways, they’re Dirk’s refuge. His shell, his armor. This place is light and warmth in an endlessly empty dark sea, a piece of the past to cling to in the wreckage of the future. A gift from his brother, a birthday present, the present of having birthdays, of being a human in a place meant for humans. Dirk could go out on rocket board, on rap-bot, on rafts, following the gulls, living free out under the sky, sailing by the light of the stars, but always he’d return to his sanctuary, his roost, his home.
This apartment is Dave’s cage, and he spent thirteen years crammed up against the bars by a man who did not love him.
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04 Aug 2023
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After a catastrophic event leaves you alone in the world, a mysterious boy clad in red takes you in. Oddly enough, everyone seems to be completely fine with this decision.
A little too fine, actually...
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04 Aug 2023
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In which you and Dave, long time friends, decide to try out a dumb idea to prove a point. Things get heated in Texas real fast.
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03 Aug 2023
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A Sick-Ass Kong Vault Straight Through the Goddamned Parsley by godtiermeme
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 May 2022
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Karkat Vantas is your everyday work-from-home twenty-something. As a phone support agent, he makes money by placating entitled weirdos. It's a long, boring, and terrible job for someone with a history of anger issues, and it's about to be made even worse by some insufferable dumbass wannabe parkour stuntman crashing through his prized parsley. Because of course that happens. Of course the universe decides that it is National Shit on Karkat Day, as it is every other day of the year.
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18 Jul 2022
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Kageyama Ranmaru is just like any other teenager. He's often found at work or cooped up in his room.
When a new girl begins to work at his nearby grocery, he happens to see her a lot more than he ever expected to.
His summer begins to fill itself with busy Sunday's and laughter shared amongst a few new friends.
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!!Temporary Hiatus!!
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14 Apr 2022
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Podfic of Coda: Give and Take by Yuugami.
Summary: "When Apollo and Simon meet for dinner mere hours since they parted ways after returning from Sacramento, one thing leads to another.
A smutty snippet set after "Conference Conundrum," which should make sense on its own, but if you find yourself curious about the background given in this story, please check out the first two works in this series."
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- Part 3 of Hostile Environments (Podfic Series)
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13 Mar 2022
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Sixteen teens on a two month luxury cruise for the summer provided for by their rich friends with four twenty four years old college students to chaperone them.
Late night parties, pool misadventures, fun laser tagging action, bribing bartenders to give a seventeen year old alcohol, and travelling through tourist sights.
A last hurrah to the last summer they can all be together before they become seniors and go on their separate paths after high school.
What could go wrong?
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12 Mar 2022
