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Abolish is probably autistic, but he'll push himself to the ends of the earth to prove otherwise, even if it worries Pyro sick and only makes him more frustrated and argumentative. Another last-minute shift change at the gay bar he works at might just be the last straw. Afterwards, Pyro will be there for him like they always are, but why does everything have to be so much harder for him in the first place?
It just isn't fair.
"Everything I do to push myself only breaks me."
(Sequel bonus fic from my VSMP gay bar AU: A Home For Us Monsters - can be read as standalone!)
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- Part 5 of VSMP Gay Bar AU
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Following the events of episode 4, Cleo and Nikos end up back in the crystalline cave, only this time, Cleo's tired of Nikos' constant flirtatious promises. It's about time he puts his money where his mouth is and does something, but if Cleo has to take matters into her own hands instead, so be it.
He did say he makes a good lap dog, after all.
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"I am very good at…the falling in love part, trust me when I say," Nikos chuckled with a smile, and if Abolish hadn't been facing away from him, he would've seen the fiery one blush at the implication. "But I do not have it in me to give somebody everything they want, it seems."
"I'm sure there're plenty of people out there who just want you and nothing else."
or; A cozy morning after at the forge in which Abolish realises that he and Nikos aren't so different after all (they're both autistic and aroacespec and have no idea those words exist)
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The Life (and the death that comes after) by anylifeonmars
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series)
24 Aug 2026
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Whilst taking a stroll through Emberton, Pyroscythe Hemlocke encounters a rather strange butler-looking man who seems put off by them at first. Well, only until that man starts dropping hints and speaking in slang that's all too familiar to Pyro - that's how they figure out that he might just be 'in the life'. A fellow fruit, some might say.
As Pyro and Abolish's subtly-arranged meetings grow in both frequency and number, something secretively queer starts to develop between the two of them.
or; Whitepine Pyro had a secret gay lover the whole time and it was Abolish Veylocke
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A collection of MCYT drabbles (including double/triple/etc drabbles). Expect angst, romancey/fluffy angst, and sometimes just pure unbridled joy and whimsy
Tags will be updated, chapter 1 is a 'main menu' for easy browsing!
Fandoms this will feature: currently Vampires SMP, expect other POW SMPs (mainly Bannerfall), The Life Series, Hermitcraft, The Flight SMP, SF/DAWTDE, maybe others??
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A series full of everything I've written for my Vampires SMP gay bar AU! Including the original multi-chapter fic: A Home For Us Monsters, and any bonus oneshots and spin-offs I've made set in the same universe. They'll all be understandable without having to read AHFUM unless otherwise specified, but of course context makes things more fun
Be warned that whilst the original fic is rated mature, this collection will contain explicit fics too!
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"Morning, sunshine."
"It is morning?" said Nikos. His voice was deep and gruff, rumbling thunder under her.
"It is. Time to get up and face the day, I'm afraid."
A slow and easy morning that came after a good night. Post-Episode 4.
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01 Sep 2026
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Legundo is worried about Graecie's sleep. He is also worried about the implications of helping her.
Set just before Graecie's coma.
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06 Jul 2026
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“Oh, look at you.” B gave a low chuckle. “You’re all flustered.”
After weeks of BigB showing up unannounced to his flower shop, Mumbo decides to turn the tables and surprise him at his work. Unfortunately for Mumbo, his nosy friends want to tag along too. Even more unfortunately, it's drag night at the Fairy Fort, and BigB is in the most distracting outfit he's ever seen.
It's going to be a long night.
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- Part 2 of Flower Shops and Fairy Forts
Bookmarked by anylifeonmars
16 Apr 2026
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[Podfic] A Vampiric Encounter by Lavenderdoespodfics (AmethystLavender)
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
20 Jan 2026
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Once Avid notices the forms of Pyro and Scott morphing into bats and flying away into the night, he can't help but jump for joy - he finally has proof!
After spreading the word, a harrowing encounter with the surprisingly-handsome vampire, Scott, leads him wondering if this was a huge mistake or a total blessing. Wait...did he just call Scott handsome in his head?or; Avid gay panicking whilst Scott takes way too much enjoyment in tormenting him
Podfic of A Vampiric Encounter by anylifeonmars.
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The Arrangement by Anonymous
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
19 Jul 2025
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Etho hums in acknowledgement. Then says, “That’s high praise coming from someone like you.”
“Someone like me,” Scott repeats carefully. A little too tightly. Already prepared for all the descriptors he’s heard before. 'Someone as snobby as you. As arrogant. As prideful.' All that time in the ice castle certainly hadn’t helped his reputation, after all.
Instead, he gets: “A guy as pretty as you.”
“P—“ Scott gapes, baffled. “Pretty?”
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AKA what happens when you take a crack ship seriously. Rated M for subject matter. One-shot.
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- English
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- 1,486
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Bookmarked by anylifeonmars
29 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
This sold me on Scottetho and now I need more