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Upon seeing the Joker trying to hold a four year old hostage in Gotham Mall, Bruce does the logical thing. Which is to beat the shit out of him.
In public, out of costume.
Gotham reacts.
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- Part 1 of In which there is Social Media
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10 Nov 2025
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Both exhausted with the world, they came to the small, mountain village of Konoha to die.
Instead, they found each other.
(Retired Special Forces!Kakashi and Pop Idol!Sakura)
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05 Nov 2025
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Holly Potter and the Midlife Crisis by Enigmaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Sep 2020
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“The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”
“I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”
Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.
This Fic is now complete!
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- English
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- 392,453
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- 80/80
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05 Sep 2025
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God Forbid a Guy Have a Hobby by DecaffeinatedApollyon for Moldy_Potatoes
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
25 Apr 2025
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Tim decides that he needs a hobby.
Obviously this leads to him traveling the world for two years, becoming a ghost, returning to Gotham, acquiring a little brother and giving Batman a head of grey hairs.
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28 Jun 2025
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would it really kill you (if we kissed) by greenconverses
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
31 Dec 2024
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It wasn't like Annabeth hadn't been warned about him.
In New Rome, there was just one unofficial rule to surviving and thriving for demigods and mortals alike.
Avoid the son of Neptune. At all costs.
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- Part 1 of The New Rome AU
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- English
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- 85,169
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- 15/15
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17 May 2025
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Haruno Sakura would like the record to show that she never purposefully intended to go back in time, create Konoha herself, and become the Hokage.
Nor did she ever, in a million years, think she would marry Uchiha Madara… but here she was.
In the Warring States Period.
Outside the temple, she built for Kurama.
In a shiromuku next to Madara who looks stupidly handsome in his montsuki with the Uchiha fan on his back surrounded by her Haruno circle of unity.
Hashirama is bawling in a pregnant Mito’s arms, Izuna is teary-eyed, Tobirama looks done with life as he hands him a handkerchief, and down below, the villagers throw petals in the air in celebration.
Kurama, the backstabbing fox, sits atop his shrine altar, in a shrunken form, and looks smug as hell.
How did my life come to this?
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Sakura gets sent careening into the Warring States Era due to a Uzushio ruin seal and decides to make it everyone else's problem.
Somehow, along the way, Uchiha Freaking Madara decides he likes the way she shatters the earth with her fist and demands she marry him.
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31 Mar 2025
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Watching Naruto and Sasuke fight Kaguya from the sidelines was not as safe as it should have been. Blasted by the alien goddess, Kakashi and Sakura find themselves twenty-five years in the past. A familiar war is brewing and the village is filled with ghosts. Is it real or some strange version of the Infinite Tsukuyomi? With no way to know for sure, their options are limited. They should probably leave things alone, but familiar silver hair proves too great a temptation.
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- Part 1 of Dreams of the Past
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- 40/40
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30 Mar 2025
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Descendants of Olympus by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
28 Sep 2024
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It all felt like a bad joke: Four demigods walk into Camp Jupiter with an outcast wolf-boy and no memories. One of them gets claimed by two gods, one gets claimed by a virgin goddess, and the other two… well. Annabeth couldn't decide if them being claimed was better or worse for them all.
"What does it mean?" someone muttered, and she turned to find everyone staring at Percy with wide eyes. Percy looked equally shocked while staring blankly at the sword in his hand. Jason swallowed, taking a step back as his lips curled in disgust.
"It means he's a god," he said. Percy shook his head. Jason's eyes flicked to where the rest of them were standing. His eyes met Annabeth's, and she felt her stomach twist when his expression hardened. "They all are."
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The last thing you want to be is a child of the Big Three. Everyone knows they're cursed and dangerous. There are even rumors that Greeks kill them on the spot. Luckily, the Romans are much more civilized... mostly. After all, the only thing worse than being a child of the Big Three is being mistaken for a fallen god in a Roman camp when Jupiter is missing. You know, as just a completely random example.
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- Part 2 of Son of Sea Foam
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24 Mar 2025
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Boravia’s grand casino, once a hotbed of European crime, has reopened with a high-stakes poker tournament Bruce Wayne suspects may be the work of Roulette. In a country where superheroes are banned, the only way to foil a criminal conspiracy is to enter the tournament as himself, and play his way up to the top.
But not just any card-playing billionaire can get his name on the list. The real price of admission is a lot higher than the two million dollar buy-in. You also need a secret to offer up as your stake. A dirty one. The kind a man like Bruce Wayne would pay dearly to keep quiet.
Enter Dick Grayson.
Though he agrees to accompany Bruce to the tournament in the guise of his illicit lover, to help him fake a blackmail-worthy secret besides the one with masks and capes, Dick's not wild about spending so much time with his old friend in flirtatious playboy mode; but somehow it's harder than expected to watch Bruce direct that legendary charisma at other people, and Dick doesn't quite know why. Over the course of four days, what began as a straightforward undercover job devolves into a messy emotional tangle which forces both men to confront truths they’ve kept hidden for years . . . even from themselves.
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- 135,385
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23 Dec 2024
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An Autocorrect Arrangement by vinkunwildflowerqueen
Fandoms: Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, Wicked - All Media Types
19 Jan 2023
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Fiyero really needs to learn to proofread his texts before he sends them.
Because now, thanks to the joys of autocorrect, Fiyero's family is somehow under the impression that he's dating Elphaba, and worse, they're expecting her to join him in the Vinkus for Lurlinemas.
Because Elphaba is a great friend, she agrees to go along with the ruse.
It's just like something out of those cheesy, sappy Lurlinemas movies on the Quillark channel that Galinda loves- a couple pretend to be in love. Except those ones always end with the couple falling in love for real. And there's no way that's ever going to happen.
Featured tropes as voted by readers.
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- English
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- 61,154
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- 20/20
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10 Dec 2024
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Love, Fae & Yero by elphabaoftheopera
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman
27 Nov 2022
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Elphaba had no friends. She didn't see The Ozian Pen Pal Program changing that any time soon. However, when she begins an unexpectedly profound correspondence with a match known only to her as Yero, she must make a choice. Is letting someone know the real you worth the risk...or is it safer to live your life anonymously? AU. Fiyeraba.
- Language:
- English
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- 112,629
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- 35/35
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10 Dec 2024
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Say there's a future for us as a pair by lonelylittledot
Fandoms: Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, Wicked - All Media Types
13 Nov 2022
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In an attempt to escape Oz, the Witch and the Scarecrow walk through the Time Dragon Clock, not expecting the mystical machine to transport them back to the time when they where simply Elphaba and Fiyero. Having retained their memories and been handed a second chance, will the pair be able to change their story and find their happy ending? [shameless fluff pretending to be a story]
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- English
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- 55,812
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- 45/45
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- 181
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10 Dec 2024
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The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect
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- Part 1 of Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail
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- English
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- 64,326
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- 33/33
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21 Nov 2024
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“What do you want, my son?” Talia asked him. “What do you truly want?”
And when Jason pushed aside his obsession with Bruce, the answer was so clear. He knew exactly what he wanted. He knew what he’d always wanted, ever since he was that little street rat who spent money he needed for food on making himself look clean. Because he’d needed to look clean and presentable to get into the public libraries. Because they wouldn’t have let a dirty homeless kid touch the books.
“I want to go to college.”
And Talia had made that happen for him.
(AU where, at the end of his League of Assassins training, Jason decides to go to Metropolis for college instead of going back to Gotham for revenge. Things spiral from there. The title is so sarcastic by the way. There’s nothing regular about Jason Todd.)
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- English
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- 51,139
- Chapters:
- 23/23
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- 46
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11 Nov 2024
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Holding Me Now in Hand by DisillusionedDanny
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
14 May 2023
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After Tim Drake tells his family about his new insane chemistry teacher, Dick Grayson decides to do some investigation himself.
What he wasn't expecting was to instantly fall in love with the chaotic science teacher.
Danny had managed to make a new life for himself in this new dimension as a science teacher at Gotham Academy. He had a fulfilling life, teaching the kids of Gotham how to survive on the streets and then at night protecting the bats who roamed the streets. Now, to make things even better, he had somehow caught the attention of Dick Grayson. If Danny had to be honest, his life was going pretty great for him.
Now he just needed the other shoe to drop.
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- Part 2 of Holding Me Now in Hand
- Part 49 of 51 Fic Challenge
- Language:
- English
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- 67,299
- Chapters:
- 27/27
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- 22
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- 1,680
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26 Sep 2024
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From the outside Castiel Novak looks like a regular guy: a good job, two teenage kids, a nice house and a crappy car he’s way too attached to.
But there’s one thing no one knows about him: that, over twenty years ago, he used to live next to none other than Dean Winchester – back then a brash and loud-mouthed boy and nowadays a huge movie star and Hollywood’s sweetheart.
Castiel never bothered to tell anyone about his childhood friend because frankly, who would believe him? Probably even Dean himself already forgot about his former awkward and weird neighbor, so Castiel seriously doesn’t see any point in mentioning the whole thing ever.
But then an interview on national TV happens where Dean reveals way more about his past than ever before … and Castiel - as well as the rest of the world - suddenly realizes that he left a much bigger impact on Dean’s life than he originally thought.
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- Part 1 of Starstruck
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- English
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- 203,515
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- 50/50
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25 Sep 2024
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Far Too Young To Hold A Sword by IStillPlayWithLegos
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
16 Aug 2025
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In the aftermath, a thousand and one deaths flash before his eyes, and Ares feels them all. Every sword. Every spear. Every knife.
Over and over again, he breathes his last breath, sometimes at the hands of another soldier and sometimes at the hands of himself. He stares at his own face, caked in blood and viscera, and hates himself for loving it.
War is his vice of choice. It is his lover. His best friend. His worst enemy. He hates to love it, but no matter how he tries, he can’t seem to escape its clutches.
He’s not quite sure if he really wants to.- - -
It’s ironic, isn’t it? Ares hates all of Poseidon’s children with a vengeful fury, and yet, in this new world of Christianity and Capitalism, Perseus Fucking Jackson is the closest thing he has to a priest.
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- Part 2 of Legos' PJO Fics
- Part 1 of Lies On Which Olympus Is Built
- Language:
- English
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- 14,919
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 33
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- 395
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19 Sep 2024
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Amen by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
27 Jan 2024
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Percy knows he rambles quite a bit in his prayers to Poseidon, but at least he is safe in the knowledge that Poseidon is too busy of a god to ever really listen… right?
Meanwhile, Poseidon is trying to be a responsible god, but Sally Jackson keeps praying to him about their son and Annabeth Chase won't shut up about... what was she even talking about? At least the di Angelo kid keeps giving him McDonalds.
- Language:
- English
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- 38,682
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- 4/4
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- 423
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11 Sep 2024
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Yet It Bids to Lay Aside All Memory by BlueberryLimoncello
Fandom: Percy Jackson & The Olympians (Movies), Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
08 Sep 2025
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Percy Jackson is the demigod son of Amphitrite, Goddess and Queen of the Sea.
You would think that such a thing is pretty cut and dry. It’s not.
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11 Sep 2024
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“You know, my child, that the orphanage cannot continue to support you once you become an adult.” The abbess sighs. “There is one path that is always open to you. You may choose a holy vocation, and take orders. The Sisters of Perpetual Grace will accept you as a postulant if you choose.”
Dick had known to expect this. “Thank you, Reverend Mother,” Dick says respectfully, “but I cannot follow that path.”
The Mother Superior nods. He looks unsurprised. “Then perhaps,” he says, “you would be interested to hear of another opportunity.” From the papers on his desk, the abbess removes a single sheet. “Are you familiar with Captain Wayne?”
Dick accepts a position as governess to eight war-orphans, adopted by millionaire and WW1 flying ace Captain Bruce Wayne. The rest is inevitable.
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- English
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- 177,062
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25 Mar 2024