bibliosexual
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- Teen Wolf (TV) (47)
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- 13 Going On 30 (2004) (1)
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The roommate part seems like the best idea of them all, at least for the first day or so of knowing him, before Stiles shows up.
Scott McCall is nineteen, athletic and cheerful with a surfer-bro kind of vibe. There’s something about his face, his goofy puppy grin and floppy hair and warm brown eyes, that reads as inherently wholesome. Derek likes that a lot. He likes the way Scott introduces himself with an easy, “Hey, man, nice to meet you,” and he likes the gentle yet firm way he shakes Derek’s hand. He’s the opposite of everyone Derek associated with in New York. He’s the kind of person Derek needs right now in his life. He’s going to be the perfect roommate.
And then there’s Stiles Stilinski.
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The stripper shoots Stiles a dismissive glance and says, “I come to speak to the one among you with divine blood."
Stiles stares at him blankly.
“Mr. Hale,” the stripper clarifies. “The one among you with divine blood. I have a message for him from his father.”
"Divine blood?" Stiles echoes. "Are you saying Derek is, like, Jesus?" That would be the twist of the century.
“Not exactly,” says the stripper, who is at this point seeming a lot less likely to be a stripper.
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Stiles and Derek get stuck on the roof of their building together on New Year's.
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Out of necessity, Derek has fine-tuned a few simple tests for anyone he goes on a first date with.
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- Part 32 of Tumblr fic
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“Do you think I’m ready for fatherhood?” Stiles asks, trying to keep the panic out of his voice. He’s not freaking out about this. He’s not.
Boyd says flatly, “Stilinski, you’re twenty-one years old. You’re supposed to know how to use a condom by now.“
Stiles’ hand spasms and he accidentally squirts a huge glob of ketchup on his mound of curly fries. Fuck. He has the ideal ketchup-to-curly-fry ratio down to a science, and this is not it. “No, absolutely not what I meant. It’s just. Did you know Derek had a kid?”
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- Part 33 of Tumblr fic
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David's been coming in pretty regularly for a couple months now, and every night he's been in, Patrick has watched him take someone home. Sometimes multiple someones. He comes in, he flirts a little with Patrick, and then pretty soon he's with someone and then he's gone, and Patrick is left wiping down the bar and swallowing back his feelings, which are absolutely stupid feelings to have about someone like David Rose. That's how it goes. It's the same routine every night.
Except tonight, apparently.
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In which Patrick speaks French.
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This is an as-yet unfinished series of Hunger Games AU drabbles I've been posting to my tumblr over a period of more than a year now. Originally it was just going to be a one-shot, but I couldn't get it out of my head, and now we're here, haha. So at long last I've decided to put them up on AO3 at the request of painfullystoic so you guys can bookmark/subscribe/etc. as I expand the series. (No progress happens fast with this AU, but I do update it every now and again.) Happy reading :)
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It’s been a shitty night, preceded by a long line of shitty nights, and all David wants is to go home, shower off the stench of desperate bar patrons, and wrap himself in sheets with an obscenely high thread count. Of course, there is still the ride back to his place. David can only hope his driver isn’t one of those friendly ones who tries to chat with you about how your night’s going or something.
“So, how’s your night going?” his driver asks before David can even buckle his seatbelt.
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Recovering from a bad breakup, David relocates to the town he technically owns, and every time he drowns his sorrows at the nearest bar, he somehow ends up with the same snippy rideshare driver.
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When David and Patrick, newly business partners and definitely not anything more, head to the Elm County Business Conference, somehow their hotel booking has gotten mixed up and left them with Only One Bed. And then there's the matter of the hotel's policy about unmarried couples sharing a room...
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Redefine Perfection by theimprobableone (theimprobable1) for chess_ka
Fandoms: Welcome to Night Vale
22 Oct 2013
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Cecil is worried because his relationship with Carlos doesn't follow the Standard Relationship Progression Directive (Ages 21-40).
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There have to be limits here, there has to be some structure. If he listens to his fear, he won't go far enough. If he listens to his heart, he could go way too far.
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- Part 2 of Numerology
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Patrick has just moved into his apartment. David eats out of the garbage.